Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Usa Stories

usa

Butch Cassidy and the Vegemite Kid

Is the girl of my dreams a bogan Sheila?

  Do you know Audrey? To ask, “Audrey who?” is to lose. No breakfast at Tiffany’s for you. You'll be relegated to IHOP. My grandad loved Audrey. Because of him, I am, maybe uniquely, a millennial bought up in her image. I even named my cat Holly Golightly...