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Trick Or Treat?

It's the oldest trick in the book

“Trick or treat?” It was my hunky neighbour at the door, holding a large orange pumpkin. I frowned. “Sorry, I’ve got nothing. It’ll have to be a trick.” “How about this?” He lifted the lid of the pumpkin, revealing his rock-hard cock sticking through a ho...

The Spider

What does a monster spider really want?

Muffet, sitting on her stool, eating cheese, meditated on the previous night's orgy. Mr Horner, a thumb up his ass, getting blown. Mary, a furry, wearing a sheep outfit. Muffin man, getting his buns buttered. Jack, dripping hot candle wax on female nipple...

Ode to Low pH

Some w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ INTERESTING ideas come from discussions.....

My Lover has a pussy grandThat has a trait uniqueIt seeps an acid nectar thereThat leaves the sipper weak Her panties never can be wholeFor such leakage wrecks its tollThe silken fabric is no matchAnd always has a hole I take precautions as I feastThere s...

“Did you bring a toy with you?” he asks. “No. I didn’t need to. I have one right here.” “I’m not a toy. I’m a real boy!” This makes me laugh out loud. “See, I’m telling lies. Right now.” My giggles continue to spill forth as I feel him filling me. I encou...

Brad, The Underwhelmingly Inept Ghost

Her place is haunted... by a self-conscious spirit.

“Fuck, I should have known better,” Ella muttered under her breath, reaching for the bag of breakfast cereals, “than to—Argh!—let a ghost have his way with me.” She slammed the door of the cupboard with determined frustration. “And a desperate incapable v...

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I need you now If not before thenI can't stop wonderin'When I'll feel you againThe same old songAnd that stupid danceI just can't quit youI never stand a chanceTo be freeTo be meBut once you're goneI feel such a voidI cry and screamI get so annoyedI can t...

I Wish I Never Met You

A silly, little poem by a silly, silly girl

I wish I'd never met you,I wish you weren't still here. I wish I didn't have these thoughts,I wish you'd disappear.I try to toughen up,And pretend like I don't care.But the truth is, I still think of you,In my mind, you're always there.How do I go on like...

Dobalina

Idiosyncratic

The plan has always beenThat this is not part of the planStill we stand where we standAnd I will forever hold your handBut this is not part of the planIt’s so hard to describeSo no one understandsThis cannot be plannedThis feeling withstandsThrough threat...

Really Feely

Well this is easy isn't it

Am I scared?Maybe a bitNever enoughTo call it quitsBecause this is itSo easyAnd so rareWith youI just careNothing to bewareNo secretsNo ghostsNo egosNeed to boastMy love, your hostFingertipsSoftened sighsI am yoursAll the timeAs you are mineThis must be i...

Nonentity

I wonder what lies beneath

Would it be okayIf I stopped to sayI know youNot your nameThat has now changedBut you're still youSo many beforeWalked out that doorJust to again returnPretending to beA different somebodySome will never learnIf you can't be youYou can't be trueSo really,...