Unscrooged
The Christmas Spirit will not be ignored..."Hun, decorate the tree with me?" "Pass." "Why?" "Not feelin' Christmassy." While he fondles the remote, I fondle balls before hanging. Hot cocoa beckons, so I dip a nip, then lift and lick. Mmmm. Peppermint follows; I slurp the stick before it slips insi...
