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Spam! Spam! Spam!

What if that stuff in your email spam filter was real? I mean really real.

Mike checked his email. He ignored the dementia warning, the nail fungus fix, the insurance promotions, the free covid-19 tests, the tinnitus cure, and the weight loss aids. He decided against the tickets to Carnival in Rio. He promptly answered the messa...

My Job as a Fluffer (v8.21)

An ex-fluffer talks about her time making things hard at work.

I was sitting at home one lazy Sunday afternoon, cleaning out some old photo albums. I wanted to digitize some of my old photos for relatives. As I opened one album I didn’t remember, a polaroid fell out when I picked it up, I saw a picture of me at my fi...

KLUSH 69 Late Night Radio: Sister Rosetta's Strokin' The Spirit

Keeping my brothers and sisters happy all through the night.

"So concludes tonight's reading. Next week, Cunnilingus 3, 10-35: And He brought forth twelve sinful women, instructing his disciples to feast and find the holiness in them." "Our Prayers." "Lord, give Deacon Jimmy some relief 'cause Marla's been minister...

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Neaera's Epitaph

Alas, the many erotic stories that are forever lost to us!

Neaera's Epitaph An imaginary fragment from 'The Lives of Famous Whores' of Gaius Seutonius Tranquillus. Not in this soil but elsewhere, passer-by, The bones of lusty Neaera lie. Beloved of Venus, the kindler of desire, Her's was the gift, her's the sacre...

Nutty Night In

What exactly does one do with an industrial size tub of Nutella?

Polly the Preggo was sitting on the couch, spread-eagled and kicking her legs, whilst her wellies flapped comfortably onto her skin. There was something delicious about that feeling, the waft of air as it rushed past her knees with every kick. She could s...

Part II -- Pattie's Excursion and Her Return to Reality

Pattie is about to embark on an adventure that will change her life forever.

My name is Pattie.  I am a 37 year old single mother of a 16 year old teenager.  I was out having a drink one night at the "Squeaky Saddle" honky-tonk in southern Texas when I ran into one of the most amazing individuals that I had ever met.  His name was...

Part I -- Introducing Pattie

Pattie just wants to enjoy a drink at the bar, but a hot stranger changes all of her plans...

My name is Pattie.  I'm 37 years old, 4 feet 7 inches tall.  I weigh 80 pounds, and have an A-cup bra size.  In other words, I am what some people might call tiny.  I have blue-green eyes, a small straight nose, a small somewhat pouty mouth, and my brunet...