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Dr. Jerry's Antifa Crush

Sometimes the scariest Horror is the most Mundane; Because they hit close to Home - where people keep their Hearts

“You know what, Jerry, you can go fuck yourself!” The words echoed in a loop in his mind. Over and over again. The image of her angry but perfect face throwing the bouquet back at him as she walked away from him into the street. Then, the sudden spike of...

Retirement Plan

401k by any other meaning would still be as luxurious

“You like that young dick, yeah?” Dustin panted as the older woman bounced on him. Spank! “Say you like young dick, old maid, go on declare it, and this young dick is gonna make that milf pussy cum” Stasi’s eyes rolled in her head as she bounced like a ra...

The Butcher of North Versailles: Fromage a Trois

God, your legs are like mayonnaise, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

The Butcher of North Versailles stood behind the counter of “Fromage a Trois” waiting for the last fifteen minutes of his Friday to be over. The smell of fresh-cut salami hung in the air as the Butcher began breaking down the slicers while absentmindedly...

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Warm Summer Night

Not usually the sub, he must take a step back and learn to obey the orders of his wife.

To say it was warm would be an understatement. It was June fifth and the first of many nights that would inevitably be spent in a constant layer of sweat. The windows were open, letting the droning of cicadas filter in, their sounds blending with that of...

A vinyl record chirps out the chocolaty smooth baritone of Nat King Cole and his 1960 album, The Magic of Christmas, as we’re processed, lifting the precinct’s normally dingy atmosphere to something almost magical. Thing is though, the steel cuffs around...

A Quatrain Just For You!

Even when I muse and ponder and play with words, what I do I do for her.

I wrote a quatrain just for you in hopes you'd fuck me all night through But must we follow rules and such fuck the rules 'tween your legs I'll touch. Pen in hand refreshed anew, I wrote a quatrain just for you. And so it goes when creative thoughtcan add...

I guess I’m your average 21 year old. I go to school, work part time, have a bunch of friends, drink every now and again, and absolutely LOVE sex. I’d say I’m quite good looking. I stand at 6 feet tall, have shaggy blonde hair, and spend a decent amount o...