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Chapter Two. 'The Case Of The Speckled Penis' London 1887. Scarlett's Point Of View. My heart was gladdened to have the adorable little fuck bunny Emma Watson in my untidy bed once more. In response to my invitation to my humble London lodgings at 227B Ba...

I Planned To Walk In On Them, But Not For Them To Keep Going. HELP!

A scene from every slasher movie ever gets turned on its head.

The blood called out to me. Two foolish youths made the mistake of trespassing on my hunting grounds. No doubt hoping for a private Valentine's Day amorous retreat to the woods. I could hear their laughter and plans before they parked, then as they walked...

A Visit From St. Nicholas (The Naughty Version)

My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore for this version of his classic poem...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, We were fucking like rabbits, both pissed on the Grouse. My stockings were strewn on the back of a chair, And my legs were akimbo, both feet in the air. My husband was fucking me hard on the be...

The Craven

With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary,  In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store. As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my apartment door. “S...

You Can’t Take the Pleasure From Me

There's no pleasure I can’t have, since I've found Tranquility

Samuel navigated his way through the narrow hallways of Tranquility, the Titan class transport ship that he was currently a passenger/crew member of. After about a minute, he arrived at his destination: Elysia's quarters. The crew’s most recent “transport...

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The Penetrator

The fuck that would determine the future of the world would happen in the past...

In the near future… Man has managed to achieve feats in the fields of robotics and artificial intelligence unthinkable only years prior. While society used these advances to better itself in areas such as medicine and industry, it also used this knowledge...

Shifty Fades of Beige 3

The romance between Conan and Alexandra takes a darker turn as his demons overwhelm him.

The Sound Revolution Alexandra Rasputin, teeth dug into a ball gag as she breathed through her nose, was hung from the ceiling of the Rumpo Room. She was wearing a white lace bra and panties, hold up white stockings and killer heels. Her hands were bound,...

Neaera's Epitaph

Alas, the many erotic stories that are forever lost to us!

Neaera's Epitaph An imaginary fragment from 'The Lives of Famous Whores' of Gaius Seutonius Tranquillus. Not in this soil but elsewhere, passer-by, The bones of lusty Neaera lie. Beloved of Venus, the kindler of desire, Her's was the gift, her's the sacre...

Got the letter today. Guess what? Third time ain’t the damn charm… still not a Super. Dear Applican’t, (is probably what they wanted to write), after careful review of an impressive candidate pool, blah blah, we regret (sure) to inform you that your appli...