The new captain of the Starfokker was a Cat-Man. The Starship was occupied by the horniest crew in the 'verse. Everywhere he looked, fucking, fucking, fucking. Everyone FUCKING! The telepathics' mind-fucking each other, the Avian-girls sucking lizard-men'...
I’m going to open a time portal, Layla. This may be a little… strange. Just try to keep breathing and you’ll be fine. I was about to ask what a time portal was when I was suddenly turned inside out and things got… more than a little strange. They got down...
We, Force Two, had been in space for a long time, too long. Euphoria spread amongst us when we saw it, the first planet to appear outside of our galaxy. We quickly batted possible names for it about. We decided on Shambala and prepared to land. Except we...
“We don’t have time to be happy. We barely have time to live well.”-Mihail Sebastian, “The Star Without A Name”***“You know,” said Lord Henry, “I think this Kamil fellow might be the only virgin on the entire planet.”Lord Henry and his wife lounged on the...
