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Limerick Stories

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The Pervert Next Door

A girl without curtains meetcute with a curious boy next door.

Samantha was eighteen and cute And she liked to dance round In the nude. With no curtains at all On her bedroom, She saw The boy next door spying — So rude! The next day On the school bus, Lee laughed When Sam sat next to him And played mad — She didn't g...

The Girl I Married?

A new twist to an old limerick

A vacation I needed with some restTo ocean I went, stayed at the bestThe air was cleanPretty girls I've seenThey all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lassBig old titties and cute lil assIt didn’t need saidWe quickly were abedWe fuck...

I once fell in love with a toy. The use of which gave me such joy. But the batteries died, And after I cried, I went out and got a real boy.The boy has a wonderful cock. With it, my world he does rock! He gives me such pleasure. His cock I do treasure. An...

X is for Xenia

Xenia: in ancient lore, the ancient Greek custom of hospitality, including the giving of presents

A buxom maiden of nineteen years was Xenia Xerxes Whose step-dad told her, his guests she must please. Xenia most happily obeyed As her body she displayed Naked for all newcomers to see, squeeze and seize. Now, her step-dad, Pimpopulous, owned an inn Wher...