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Bawdy Tales, Episode 2 - The Cook's Tale

- Bawtry, The Swan, May 26th. A much more cheerful party reached Bawtry well before dusk after a brisk walk of about twenty four miles, having left the Lamb once we had broken our fast on bread, cheese ...

By: Will_greybeard | Category: Historical | Score: 5| Added: 26 Aug 2015

Adrenalin

- Neither of us spoke. The only sound was the foaming waves washing in around us. I held my hands in my lap beneath the froth, willing them to be still. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw George tuck th...

By: Wilful | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Aug 2015

In the garden...

- In the garden shed I'd fill you. In the workshop I would drill you. In the wash room I would lick your pussy clean. In the pool I'd have you dripping. In the wardrobe we'd be stripping. In the cinema...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 Jul 2015

I Like women...

- I like women who are sexy. I like women who are hot. I like women who come loudly, when I lick a certain spot. I like women who are smiley. I like women who wear glasses. I like women who bend over,...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jul 2015

A few of my favourite things

- To be read... or perhaps even sung, to the tune of "A few of my favourite thing" from the Sound of Music Sucking on nipples so pert and so rosy. Fucking in front of a fire so cosy. Black plastic bu...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 Jul 2015

Bad Day in Toulary, Chapter 1

- Saturday morning dawns bright and clear in the small town of Toulary. Vance Traynor stands on his front porch, a steaming cup of coffee in his hand. He sits the coffee on the table by the porch swing ...

By: kscorn079 | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.5| Added: 10 Jul 2015

My Latex Lover

- Do I know you, are you real? When your lover comes inside you Do you grunt, or squawk or squeal? If I met you, in the street Would there be some recognition? Or would you simply turn and ru...

By: The_Original_Shyboy | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jun 2015

Can I count on your vote?

- It was a week before polling day and I was getting sick of all the election nonsense already. Walking home from work I passed poster after poster proclaiming this lot were doing it wrong, or that lot ...

By: AltKnight | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 17 May 2015

Sex

- There's funny sex and runny sex and dressed up like a bunny sex Fill your pretty cunny sex nice and tight. There's naughty sex and sporty sex better not get caughty sex and lovely over forty sex just...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 May 2015

A General Erection

- There’s a week to go before the country goes to the polls. The result is on a knife edge and the Prime Minister is aboard the battle bus, visiting Paddle with Whipping, a key marginal in the home coun...

By: DanielleX | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 03 May 2015

My best mate's sister

- Went to my best mate's party, where I met his older sister. We starting getting on so well, I took a chance and kissed her. She gripped me hard and kissed me back, then took me by the hand, the eve...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 02 May 2015

A trip to the shops

- "Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what look...

By: ManofAdventure | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 25 Apr 2015

Fucked up fairy tales: Snow White

- Snow White was truly beautiful. Snow White was truly blessed. With deep brown eyes, black silken hair and a more than ample chest. Throughout the land she was proclaimed the purest, sweetest, but be...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 Apr 2015

Let me...

- Let me cover you in chocolate. Let me lick your body clean. Let me use it as a lubricant, for something quite obscene. Let me smear it on your naughty bits. Let me cover each delight. Let me stand ba...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 12 Apr 2015

If you show me yours

- I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. I'll drop my pants, if you drop your drawers. Do a quick cartwheel and give me a flash. I'll get my knob out for a view of your gash. Come on, do it quick...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 07 Apr 2015

Hank and Jill

- Hank and Jill went on the pill Each with their own prescription. Jill’s stopped a flow. Hank’s let him grow. Both pills had to do with conception. Now Jill’s pill let her get her fill Of sex wi...

By: vic2wee | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Apr 2015

If

- If I had the cunny, and you had the cock. If you wore the trousers, and I wore the frock. Would you be forceful or would you seduce? would you put my pretty mouth to good use? Would I give it up ...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Apr 2015

My Penis...

- My penis is a Popsicle, So won't you come and lick, The swollen crown that sits atop, My throbbing, pulsing dick. Come take it all into your mouth, And let your lips embrace, My aching length as it b...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 31 Mar 2015

Willy's One Inch Anal Surprise

- Maria was forty years old, fat, had hair that looked like a bird's nest, a tooth missing here and there and a laugh like a donkey. She was one of only three ugly hookers within a 500 mile radius so be...

By: trinket | Category: Anal | Score: 4.9| Added: 31 Mar 2015

Ignoring the Signs (Circa 1978)

- As soon as you walked through the door the unmistakable aroma of weed and the familiar smell of infidelity left you in no doubt that you had entered the Cavendish Club. As usual the place was full ...

By: marlowe | Category: Mature | Score: 4| Added: 21 Mar 2015

Come tickle

- Come tickle my testicles. give them a squeeze. Give them some love while your down on your knees. Give them a licking. Dear god that feels good. My cock's now as hard as mahogany wood. I take it in ...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Mar 2015

The Fifty Shades Effect

- 'I fancy trying something new' she said to me one day, she'd just been watching, with her mates, that Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Well what d'you have in mind' says I, I'm always up for fun. But little ...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Mar 2015

No Ticket if I Lick it, Officer

- Oh I love a man in uniform...I know why you roared up behind me on that motorcycle officer....I know why you have to give me a ticket...but I can't pay for it....unless you'll accept a bribe? You want...

By: Eves_Garden | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 01 Mar 2015 Audio version available

I Lust A Clown

- Hey there Mister Clown, Been a while since you been ‘round. So glad you’re back in town Do you feel like foolin’ around? I’ve missed your private shows where you show me your big nose. When I touch ...

By: trinket | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Feb 2015

Lost For Words

- I've never been much good with words,  My memory's like a sieve.  But someone told me that a poem Is a real nice gift to give. This Valentine's, I want to say  What I feel about you.  Sadly, I ...

By: clum | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 Feb 2015

If you'd be mine

- I'd buy you wine and flowers. I'd take you out for dinner. I'd take you somewhere ice-skating, even though I'm a beginner. I'd get you some posh chocolate with your favourite choice of filling. I'd t...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Feb 2015

Forest Chump

- The day it dawns clear, let's go hunting deer In the forest you say to yourself Your horn you will hoot, your arrows you'll shoot And the walk will be good for your health So you get out o...

By: BJintheUK | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 31 Jan 2015

Milly liked a willy

- Milly liked a willy and she liked my one the best. And Helen had two melons sitting proud upon her chest. Diana was a planner every detail set just right. While Annie had a fanny that was really very...

By: AltKnight | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2015

A Fun and Fluid Christmas

- Suzie's dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the one's she used to know When the guys got horny and the girls were willing And the boys would spurt their Christmas snow Johnny's dreaming of a ...

By: LarsKaiden | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Dec 2014

Chocolate Laughter

- We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she wa...

By: Robert0909 | Category: Humor | Score: 3.8| Added: 27 Nov 2014

An All Hallow's Eve in Lush

- Come sit down while I tell you a tale, Of the town of Lush, who fell under a spell. For it is that time of old hallow's eve, When witches and goblins come out to deceive. Chantelle and Bridie were...

By: Tranquil | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 03 Oct 2014

Busty Bianca

- “Oh, Bianca. You are the perfect woman,” breathed Eric passionately as he positioned his heavy frame between her slender legs. “The curve of your ruby red lips, the supple swell of your huge breasts...

By: GingerTamer | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Jul 2014

‘Tis a Pirate’s Life for Me

- Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold, Me cutlass in me ‘and. In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at, Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls, All topless, fierce an’ tann’d. Wi’ naked brea...

By: naughtyannie | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jul 2014

Love's Beauty or Shakespeare Revisited

- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Why ever not, that's what I'd like to say? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. You've got it right there, my poetic mate. Rough winds do shake the ...

By: Will_greybeard | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2014

You Always Sleep With Your Hairdresser - Don't You?

- I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change ...

By: SventheElder | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 18 Jun 2014

Afternoon Coffee

- Sipping decaf skinny latte, I cringe as I see you enter My special coffee-shop, New girlfriend giggling inanely on your arm. Little Miss Hipster Fashionista, Still wearing her ditsy woolly hat, ...

By: naughtyannie | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 16 Jun 2014

Size Discrimination

- Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hard...

By: BradleyStoke | Category: College Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 10 Jun 2014

The Curious Tale of Kitty Meowenstein

- No world existed beyond the spill of cold light from the car headlamps. A midnight shroud had settled, smothering the land in a gloom where only dim glimmers and deep dark shadows existed. Storm cloud...

By: Liz | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jun 2014 Editor's Pick

Meeting you today

- Dear Hunglikeadonkey, Meeting you today. Mark, It was great to meet you today and I hope you caught your bus. First meetings are always awkward, especially as we are both expecting to go all the w...

By: fantasylady | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Jun 2014

Another Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

- If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look...

By: Jam_Wil_Mac | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 03 May 2014

A Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

- Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed ...

By: Jam_Wil_Mac | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 May 2014

Satanic Seduction

- “Ok, who’s next?” Lucifer shifted on his throne, shifting his long red tail to one side, and looked at the list of names on the fireproof piece of paper on the desk in front of him. “Colin, your...

By: naughtyannie | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Jan 2014

For Your Dining Pleasure, Part 2

- It wasn't that Mona disliked being referred to as the 'Cream Queen', or the 'Queen of Cream', or whatever. It was just that it annoyed her that she herself couldn't help but play up to the naked innue...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jan 2014

The Untimely Death Of Viagra Victor (Aged 92)

- Put down the kettle, Ethel, the blue pill is kicking in, Throw on your sexy bloomers and pour us both a gin. I feel a stirring in my slacks as wrinkled flesh engorges, The diamond doll is working, and...

By: stephanie | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Dec 2013 Audio version available

Messy Saturday Morning

- I lifted the wheelbarrow by its handles and tipped the last of the grass clippings into the compost pile. I’d been busy in the garden all morning and had worked up quite a sweat, well, Autumn was f...

By: Mazza | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jul 2013

Donna and: Nellie's Indiscretion, the Hat and Donna turns heterosexual

- Donna and Nellie’s Indiscretion I arrived late one evening at the pub which we always refer to as the Jill and Whistle. I was rather taken aback when I saw Nellie standing beside Donna. This would...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.8| Added: 02 Jul 2013

Donna and some more exploits

- Donna and Nellie’s Tits (again) One evening, while waiting for Donna in the pub I was chatting to Nellie at the bar. It was quiet and no other customers were there. Nellie was moaning about her ch...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 21 Jun 2013

Donna and Equality, Donna's Friend and Donna's Philosophy

- Donna and Equality ‘If,’ said Donna, ‘all men are created equal, what about women?’ She had the ability to raise such matters at moments when I was not entirely able to reply, this time being enga...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 12 Jun 2013

Squirting

- Oh woe is me, I wonder why My little pussy is so dry? Could it be while on the cam I squirted like the Hoover Dam? And that excited my old boy Who encouraged me to use a toy. Then on the cof...

By: Plushbunny | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 May 2013

They Came For Your Anus - Act I

- In the town of Badonkadonk there lived a man called Chuck Johnson. Chuck was just an average guy. He was twenty one years old and still lived with his parents. He had an older brother, Lance, who’d re...

By: OJGoodman | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 24 Apr 2013

Roger

- “Well, it’s over.” Roger Jones tossed his keys on the table near the door. “She doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.” Roger slouched his way into the living room, hands in the pocke...

By: Tashtego | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 07 Apr 2013 Editor's Pick

Mariah... My Wank Mistress

- We first made contact about three years ago, on one of those dirty dating sites. I was showing my tranny profile, Velvet, at the time, and was being hit on by a bunch of dirty old men, when this "Mar...

By: VelvetC | Category: Crossdressing | Score: 5| Added: 27 Mar 2013

Choking the Blue Snake

- Sir Edmund Bluesnake walked into the library of his manor and slumped down in one of the lounge chairs. It had been a hard day’s work. Not only did he have to make sure that the beer his brewery was m...

By: elitfromnorth | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 26 Mar 2013

In Search Of A Young Spud, I Mean Stud

- There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pi...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 26 Mar 2013

Bare-Butt Buttocks Burning Bright

- Was her buttocks lewdly shown O'er a knee, her thong pulled down? They saw a gorgeous brace of buns. How smooth her shaven Venus Mons!   Her nether garment was slipped off Past her jeans which she ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 26 Jan 2013

Yin/Yang Yoga

- Yin/Yang Yoga Classes were designed for the spiritual enrichment of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 20. Therefore members were recruited from local High Schools and colleges. Parental per...

By: BIC | Category: Group Sex | Score: 3.8| Added: 13 Dec 2012

Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)

- When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very shor...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Nov 2012

Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can't think why!)

- If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 26 Nov 2012

My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

- BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 25 Nov 2012

For she is a pure cum slut

- Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 22 Nov 2012

Three little sluts who drool‏

- Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we se...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 21 Nov 2012

When I was all laid

- I was just sixteen when I began to learn How acting bad would make my bum burn. My mother and father never spared the rod. They thought beating me was ordained by God. But such punishmen...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 19 Nov 2012

A polite man's wife is not a happy one

- When dealing with sexual frustration (frustration) Because wifely duties are not done. (are notdone) When the better half blames menstruation, (menstruation) A polite man knows what ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Nov 2012

Opera with a nice ring to it

- Blessed bare on the enchanted summit. What lies there? Puss-puss or somewhat. How delightful is this glimmering sight! Breasts heaving in that armour tight. Siegfried is taken by amorous fits. The ar...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Nov 2012

The very model of an immodest maid in general

- I am not a good example of young ladies of this century. My peers say I am much too fey and not what I am meant to be. I eschew Fox News and biased views because I am all too smart To fa...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 14 Nov 2012

E is for Eating Out

- The most amorous epicurean pleasure, Up to which none others can measure, Is that rarest meat treat by far. I mean, of course, pussy tartar. It’s a sexual gastronomic treasure. This g...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 30 Oct 2012

X is for Xenia

- A buxom maiden of nineteen years was Xenia Xerxes Whose step-dad told her, his guests she must please. Xenia most happily obeyed As her body she displayed Naked for all newcomers to see...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 20 Oct 2012

Donna and the Fish and Donna's Insecurity

- Donna and the Fish ‘It’s all a matter of juxtaposition.’ Donna looked exquisite. It was another exhibition at her gallery and she was wearing a beautiful pair of black, high cut trousers support...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 16 Oct 2012

The Lady of Shallot

- The Lady of Shallot Like an onion, you'd have me peel Knowing full well how I'd feel. Swooning, my head it would reel As naughty glances you would steal. Layer after layer must fall off...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 16 Oct 2012

Donna and the Work of Art and Donna's Appetite

- Donna and the Work of Art Donna’s new job led to a number of good things. The gallery in which she worked was nearer to my home than her own and so she was inclined more often to stay over with me....

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 09 Oct 2012

Donna and Genetics and Donna and a Dress

- You might find it easier to follow this series if you start at the first and read them in order. I hope you enjoy Donna, pointed to an article in another edition of the same red-top she had shown me...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 29 Sep 2012

Donna

- I first posted a series of tales about Donna on a blog called the Girls’ Coffee Shop. I have made them a little more suited to a site of this type. I hope you will see the jokes although I know mos...

By: monica3 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 27 Sep 2012

Copycouple

- The autumn rain hammered down onto the darkened skylights above him as he wandered down the hallway. As he went through his evening routine of checking that all the lights were off, he locked each off...

By: elitfromnorth | Category: Fetish | Score: 4.8| Added: 01 Sep 2012 Audio version available

Dealing with Death Part III

- Bill held out his scythe and spun it around along the wall, carving a hole there. A blinding flash struck out as he finished the oval circle. The wall seemed to open up as a portal to the other side w...

By: elitfromnorth | Category: Anal | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Aug 2012

Dealing with Death Part II

- The Grim Reaper stuck his bony hand inside his cloak, and pulled out a pocketwatch with a chain attached to whatever was inside. “For fuck's sake. Can you get your saggy ass moving? We’re already l...

By: elitfromnorth | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 27 Jul 2012 Audio version available

Dealing with Death Part I

- Sarah sat up in her bed. She flinched as she put her feet on the floor, waiting for the cold floorboards to make her curl her toes in pain. “Well that’s weird.” She didn’t feel anything apart from ...

By: elitfromnorth | Category: First Time | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Jul 2012 Audio version available

Beach Bums

- Two ladies have very different opinions on what can be considered acceptable beach-wear and one attempts to forcibly impose her views, abusing her position as beach life-guard. This is a genuine (if ...

By: Julie_Julia | Category: BDSM | Score: 4.7| Added: 08 Jul 2012

Versus Verses - Vaginal Crossfire and Other Poems

- The following poems were all written for, and published in, the Versus Verses thread on the Poets Corner of the forums. They are hopefully light and mildy humourous affairs. I hope you enjoy. Cum Gir...

By: CumGirl | Category: Love Poems | Added: 03 Jun 2012

Sienna's Seduction - Part IV

- Minidevilette© 2012 His blood thundered through his veins as he let the sound of her voice wash over him, the sweetest three syllables he thought he ever heard in his life. Certainly the most antici...

By: Minidevilette | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 01 Apr 2012

Dialogue

- Hello my dear It's been a while Why don’t you make yourself comfortable, sit back, relax. Are you comfortable honey?... Mmm, good, that’s good. Why don’t you take those off for me?  Tha...

By: LittleSister_ | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Mar 2012

Carol's Craving

- (c) 2001 Charmbrights. All rights reserved. The author has asserted the moral rights under sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright Designs and Patents Act 1988. Carol and Jeremy Coming away from ...

By: charmbrights | Category: Interracial | Added: 29 Sep 2011

Totally Unacceptable

- Dedication: This story is just a bit of fun and is respectfully dedicated to all the tireless story checkers on Lush, whose hard work makes this site possible and who have to put with rubbish like th...

By: overmykneenow | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.8| Added: 26 Sep 2011 Editor's Pick

Bedroom Antics

- Chapter the First In which businesses prosper, families meet and a marriage is arranged, but no improprieties occur. It was a large house, set in a small park, but it could never look like a ho...

By: charmbrights | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 14 Sep 2011

Vegetation Management

- We'd not seen a summer like this one in a long time, 2 solid months of record breaking temperatures and no relief in sight. My man off on business, I had just finished some tuneup work on my bike, an...

By: GreatHunting | Category: Reluctance | Score: 5| Added: 18 Aug 2011

Tilt - A Weird Science Story

- "If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: First Time | Score: 4.3| Added: 25 Apr 2011

My Girlfriend Told Me She's Gay

- I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay, My first reaction was to say "No way." I gave this situation some heavy thought, It seemed so against everything I was taught, I told her she just had to go, ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Jan 2011

Anna

- It's amazing how you trundle along through life, and then something comes along and throws everything out the proverbial window. That happened to me the other day. It was unplanned and uncalled for...

By: Irene | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 18 Dec 2010

Inappropriate Behaviour

- I'm a psychiatrist. My name is Dr. Baker. I was hired by Roy Channing of Channing Chemicals to treat his 21-year old daughter Darla for her inappropriate sexual behaviour. Darla had recently been ex...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.8| Added: 05 Aug 2010

I Married A Hooker

- I met a girl who walked the street, I have to say she really looked sweet, Tight skirt of leather and lace, Long hair framed a pretty face, Didn't take much more than a glance, To realize I wanted to ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 Apr 2010

Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy)

- As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely th...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Mar 2010

Leave Me Hanging

- I started a chat with a girl online, Hoping to have me a really good time, Things started out pretty slow, Just some small talk after we said Hello,' After a while we picked up the pace, After my tho...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 05 Mar 2010

Clumsy. PRELUDE TO A KISS + PART 1

- -This serial story is about my experiences with my first boyfriend. It's not a fantasy, and some of the events may be classed as more humourous/romantic rather than sexual. This first installment is n...

By: DanishPastry | Category: First Time | Score: 4.6| Added: 11 Feb 2010

A Dream to Build a Life On

- Chapter 1 - Falling They move across the dance floor, perfectly fitted to each other.  Cheek to cheek they dance.  To the music they sway.  He in black tux, bow tie and all, she in a crimson...

By: Woman | Category: Novels | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Dec 2009

SilkPanties22 (Fourth Stab)

- One of my newfound hobbies, so to speak, is reading and writing sex fantasy stories on a sex fantasy website. It is a site I stumbled across while innocently reading an article on sex fantasy. Since...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 21 Nov 2009

The Queen

- I am so ashamed. I am just so ashamed of myself, you have no idea. I have been so bad I should be punished by one or two of you fine looking women. Really, I have been a bad boy. I have let you people...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 15 Nov 2009

Eve

- Hello people. Hope you are doing well out there in Fantasy Land. What, you say you are not in Fantasy Land? Oh you will be soon. Don't worry, because we are going deep into Fantasy Land. So deep, we m...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Nov 2009

Locked Inside

- As the eighties wore on my friend Rich's telephone business began to prosper. I stayed along for the ride and eventually became his partner. I had gone back to school nights at Rutgers to complete my ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Nov 2009

Johnny And Mary

- Johnny and Mary Now Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes, Running in the field, riding their bikes, Like other little kids, they stayed out all day, Doing their chores, later they'll play, J...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Nov 2009

Mistaken Identity

- Back in the day, the early 1980's to be precise, I was badly in need. In need of a job, to be more specific. These were times of prosperity for most. The Dow had recently hit 2000, which was a record....

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.6| Added: 30 Oct 2009

Flight Lessons

- After my divorce following nearly twenty years of marriage, I settled into a condo in Central New Jersey. The combination of not having a wife and the freedom of condo living gave me newfound opportun...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 29 Oct 2009