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Twilight Whispers And Stardust (Book One)

The start of the adventures and misadventures of Valencia and Isolde

Introduction: Nevermere – A City of Enchanted Evenings In the heart of a world where the extraordinary was not just possible, but enthusiastically encouraged, lay Nevermere, a city that didn’t just embrace the night; it waltzed with it. Here, the moon, a...

Exhibition

Erotica goes on full display

The National Gallery – Trafalgar Square, Great Britain Priceless paintings line the walls of a historic museum, silent people roaming the wooden floors. There are small whispers of conversations, but they are nothing that these halls haven’t heard a thous...

An Actor Suffers for His Art - Part 3

A well-hung actor auditions for, and stars in, a spy movie full of beautiful women, bondage and sex.

Scene 5 – The Plank “A pity that I won’t have this magnificent instrument to ride after today, Mister Drake,” purred Emerald as she stroked my oiled-up cock, which was swelling under her handiwork. “I relished the way it filled my puss-puss last night.” I...

An Actor Suffers For His Art - Part 2

A well-hung actor stars in an action/spy movie full of beautiful women, bondage and sex.

Scene 3 - The Pirate “For the crimes of delivering and receiving an unauthorized orgasm,” declared Drusilla, the gorgeous first mate of the SS Dominance, “these bitches will be flogged, as decreed by our beauteous and fearsome captain, The Pirate Emerald....

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An Actor Suffers For His Art-Part 1

Dirk Denning must learn the ropes of bondage if he is to star in a spy movie full of BDSM action.

Scene 1 - The Duchess “Well, Mister Drake,” purred the voluptuous vixen as she lustfully studied my bound body, “I finally have you just where I want you.” I was thoroughly strapped onto a thick—and thankfully padded—plank of wood suspended vertically in...

Mistaken Identity

Eddie plans on capturing his wife when she returns from a run, and to bring her into the back bedroom for some toy fun. Except...

Relieving the tension Approaching the house, I see it’s dark. Why isn’t Laurie home? She’s always home by this time. I open the door and reach for the light switch. A hand grabs my wrist, and a woman’s voice says, “Not so fast, buddy.” I almost swing at t...

Palms Palms Palms

Trevor wants to fuck Kate who wants to fuck Erin who love’s watching Trevor fail… until he doesn’t.

Erin loves her husband but Trevor can be so goddamn exhausting. When her friend Kate visits, however, she gets some relief. The attention Trevor gives Kate would worry many wives. In Kate’s presence, it’s as if Erin disappears but she quite likes being a...

How to Arouse your Woman

Some basic sex education!

So, you have her in a room, let's say it's the traditional bedroom. (Could be the kitchen or bathroom, but do not attempt the following at the pub, cinema or the like.) Help her undress, particularly her underwear if she is so adorned. Undo her bra, let i...

The Piece Treaty 3rd Gear

So you're here to fuck my wife. Hope you took your vitamins.

The Piece Treaty 3 rd Gear Dave & Cyndee gave Silvia Ferris a sex life when they accidentally hooked her up with a long lost lover. Paraphrasing an old cliché goes: the best laid plans of vice by men could get someone laid once again. Sometimes you do a g...