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Good Solution Part 2

- The last Laura knew about her Friday night out was the clock that read 10:18pm. The sheet around her sated body became a cocoon that carried her away to beyond the realms of reality. A place where tho...

By: Gallo | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.7| Added: 25 Jul 2015

Welcome to Canada Part 2

- I tuck you back into your pants and give you another kiss. Resting my head on your shoulder, you pull out of the parking lot and onto the highway, heading for your family's home. I promptly fall sound...

By: Gillianleeeza | Category: Anal | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jul 2015

Ode de Love

- Let’s write of love And make sure it rhymes There aren’t many words It won’t take much time Love fits like a glove An oldie but goodie Love comes from above Like bird crap on your hoodie Of co...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jul 2015

Coffin House

- My memories fade to past As worms get fat on my epitaph Within my coffin house Beneath the grass As sun sets on my bones Whispering sayonara And there you lay against my stone  With ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jul 2015

My Snafu

- Clearing my noggin of conscience and sins while knocking back jiggers of gin  and munching on peanuts and little stipends, as I scribed with my tongue on her chest  half a league onward from her l...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jul 2015

Wild Beavers

- Canadian boys know of this myth Beavers are such fun to play with Coming in many sizes and shapes Some have zones with landscapes Some all covered with hair Some of them totally bare Some hav...

By: Curiousoldcowboy | Category: Love Poems | Added: 05 Jul 2015

Marlee: Final Chapter

- The best way to learn a business is from the inside. The best way to take over a business is also from the inside. “Hi! My name is Marlee. That’s all you need to know. For the past two years I have...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 05

- Hello again! It's me, C.C. You know me. I ramrod a large part of a big-time banking operation. In my work, I buy up the worthless. I hire assistants to enhance it or repair it. Then I resell it for...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jun 2015

Last Issue

- Cancel me I've had my run I offer nothing new Between my glossy covers Little interests you You've been skimming over me For months and months, it seems Or leaving me abandoned While you do other th...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 04

- Marlee: Chapter 04 by MrDeep © Hello again! I'm C. C. If you read the prospectus in Chapter 03, then you know that I have brought a new asset – with the emphasis on ass – into my portfolio. W...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jun 2015

Comfortably Numb Adventures: Georgina

- My sailboat, ‘Comfortably Numb’, is my (early) retirement home. I'm based in the South Eastern Aegean Sea. I alternate between Greek Islands and the Turkish coast. Each has it's good points. The sou...

By: captainfred | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jun 2015

Training Cassiopeia - Chapter 5

- We spent the rest of the morning redoing the questionnaire and when it was typed and printed out, we’d compressed seven pages of questions into a single page of open-ended questions that the subject w...

By: elspeth | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 03

- When it comes to trading whores, I am master. I like to be a black master to white women, too. Right now, I have two white whores. Their names are Marlee and her daughter, Sindi. I started with the wo...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.5| Added: 07 Jun 2015

A Fun Camping Trip

- Friday had finally arrived, and Peter had the motor home pulled out. He and Jean were loading their gear to go to the lake for the weekend. Their friends Gregg and Susan were supposed to call, lettin...

By: kscorn079 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 02

- Marlee: Chapter 02 by MrDeep © Hello again. If we haven't been introduced, I am C.C. I don't use my real name or where I work for security reasons. What do I do, you ask? I am an executiv...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4| Added: 06 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 01

- I think it is time for me to tell about my conquest of another white woman. I have had many married white females, single white females, and divorced white females. I must say I prefer the married whi...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.7| Added: 04 Jun 2015

Sarah Redux - Part Four

- I think we both woke about the same time on Saturday morning. The red mark on Sarah’s jaw line had turned black and blue, and was now more of a bruise than just a mark from the night before. Just by...

By: mike8253 | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 29 May 2015

A Boring job...ah heck, it's not boring anymore, Pt 3

- So, where was I? Ah, yes. I'd formed an agreement with my tenant, Suzy, to provide, ahem, sexual favors in lieu of rent. I'd been obsessed with this girl for months. So far, all I'd gotten out of he...

By: Digdog14 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4| Added: 18 May 2015

Elvis Tattoo

- Gosh! I'm sloshed in Shiloh again somewhere between an apostrophe  and the punctuation line, as my tongue wangles upon your tits  and my pickle tickles your slit. It wasn't in the moonlight th...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 10 May 2015

Dating in North Dallas

- Three things can happen in a marriage and two are bad. I’m experiencing one of the bad things. It’s called divorce. Hi! I’m Mike Dawson. I go by M.D. What am I doing now? I am now sitting in my ...

By: MrDeep | Category: Humor | Score: 4.6| Added: 06 May 2015

Training Cassiopeia - Chapter 3

- Bree broke off the kiss and assaulted the woman’s throat with an open mouth and lapping tongue. She made love to the pulse point below the jaw. She fucked the blonde’s ear with her hot, wet tongue. Br...

By: elspeth | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 30 Apr 2015

Luscious Stories

- Reading stories on this Lush site. Fills my being with such delight. Causing something between my thighs to rise. Becoming three or four times its normal size. Images presented, absolutely stun...

By: Curiousoldcowboy | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 25 Apr 2015

Training Cassiopeia - Chapter 2 - The Offer

- Bree cleaned off her makeup and hung up her costume, if tear-away clothing could be so classified. She shoved the business card from the ‘cop’ into the pocket of her jeans and clocked out. It was ra...

By: elspeth | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Apr 2015

Training Cassiopeia

- Chapter One - The Lap Dance Bree saw her sitting with friends but appeared very uncomfortable. The Chippendale copycats were done for a while and the crowd of mostly women had thinned out some. Br...

By: elspeth | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Apr 2015

When The Teardrops Call

- When the teardrops call of my passing remember me well of stories I told and even dark communions, what of midnight mass! and my Irish whiskey.  I need not absolution when writing of taints in ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 18 Apr 2015

Goodbye, Miss Granger - Part 6

- Chapter 10 – Muck-Up Day “Good morning, Miss Granger.” I looked up from my desk, startled out of a little daydream. It was only Josh, but even after two years of teaching that term of address s...

By: blin18 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 10 Apr 2015

A Little Simulation

- “So, Mr. and Mrs. Flatberry…” Darnell Holmes eyed the mismatched white couple sitting across the desk from him. “How may I help you?” The gaunt fiftyish-looking man to his right, dressed in a red p...

By: WritersFriend | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 05 Apr 2015

Willy's One Inch Anal Surprise

- Maria was forty years old, fat, had hair that looked like a bird's nest, a tooth missing here and there and a laugh like a donkey. She was one of only three ugly hookers within a 500 mile radius so be...

By: trinket | Category: Anal | Score: 4.9| Added: 31 Mar 2015

1967 Vulva

- Sometimes things happen. Sometimes people do things out of character, then sometimes...things are what they seem. The origins of sins in dreams usually originate in my sleep and shadows of my dark bes...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 12 Mar 2015

Three Fingers

- My cock was cast in brass And fifth dimension Without an extension  Three fingers  And ninety degrees  From my ass My balls were hung Strung and blue Tight as a whore's purse With the croup ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Feb 2015

I Lust A Clown

- Hey there Mister Clown, Been a while since you been ‘round. So glad you’re back in town Do you feel like foolin’ around? I’ve missed your private shows where you show me your big nose. When I touch ...

By: trinket | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Feb 2015

Made To Order - Part 2

- I sat there with my mind going a million miles an hour. Did he just kiss me? Did I let him do it? I did, and I liked it. Damn him. Why did he do that? I knew it was on purpose trying to complicate thi...

By: prettygirl36 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 31 Jan 2015

Made To Order

- It was an ordinary day. Ordinary-being the keyword. It was Thursday, and I was at the local deli ordering my usual - a turkey sandwich with cheese and lettuce, a treat for myself since it was payday. ...

By: prettygirl36 | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.7| Added: 28 Jan 2015

Fever Dream

- Rich shades of orange and yellow flames flicker and crackle, their chaotic dance sending waves of soothing heat over my naked body. It’s a small comfort, but only just. I’m bound and blindfolded next...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Jan 2015

A Change in Direction - Part 5

- After meeting with Josh and Ann, Evan and Laura went to their office space to clean things up before they left the building. Evan instructed Laura to write letters of resignation for both of them, ...

By: JefferyB | Category: Office Sex | Score: 5| Added: 19 Jan 2015

Freya and the Micro 1

- Freya and the Micro 1 Freya’s grip pulled rivulets into the sheet and wadded the mattress pad. She strained to maintain her balance while teetering on the edge of the bed. Freya's slim body arched h...

By: LeanAngle | Category: Cheating | Score: 4.4| Added: 16 Jan 2015

Roxy

- Roxy Chapter 1 I posed naked on the bed. Having forgotten to refresh my music, I listened to the same old shitty dance tunes through the laptop speakers. Despite the music grating on my ears, I...

By: MaxwellSpanx2015 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jan 2015

Well, I Got Busted

- I’d often stop for a few drinks at a trendy restaurant and lounge called, The Place . It was also the place to meet hot women and get laid. Their drinks were expensive and they had a strict dress cod...

By: AlexForemen | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.6| Added: 16 Jan 2015

Ahead Of Her Hoarse

- There I was in her catacombs, Vaginal oven I was a shoving, Mired in goo, Without a parking ticket Up to two testicles blue. I on my knees  Six inches from the navel And two tits to squeez...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Jan 2015

Experience

- He was the fit in a sort of ugly way. But I’m no masterpiece to look at either. Plus what should a forty year old expect on a speed dating night? The fact I knew every single person in here had a sad ...

By: MaxwellSpanx2015 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Jan 2015

Can't Remember

- I really can't remember the last time I choked. Was it two years ago, December?  I really can't remember the last time I choked my chicken. There it stood  proud and erect, six inches from nowh...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 02 Jan 2015

My Bacon

- Three hours past yesterday as shadows caress, in dark of the descending quill I confess, as Corners of my mind dictate my script, the fat drips from my bacon. Now a visitant of my own making, tal...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 29 Dec 2014

Promises, Promises

- The emails between Cheryl and me had dropped to a bare minimum in the last couple of weeks. We had established a pattern. When she could, Cheryl would appear in our apartment around ten in the morning...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 06 Dec 2014

Whisper That You Love Me

- The early afternoon sun streamed brilliantly into my new bedroom, illuminating Cheryl’s glorious frame as she lay among the rumpled sheets on my bed. I looked at her, absorbing her features, taking a ...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Love Stories | Score: 5| Added: 29 Nov 2014

Apartment Eight Makes A Golden Challenge

- Wednesday night at the Fawns Over Foxes Ladies Club ... Johnny B Good2night stepped through the curtain to the small backstage “launch pad”. Breathing as if he had just ran a mile, he fanned himsel...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.5| Added: 24 Nov 2014

Seven Sisters in Seven Days

- Have you ever felt tired, so tired that you can't even get it up? I don't think I'm there yet, but it can't be far away. I never thought too much sex could ever wear me out, but I was wrong, so wrong...

By: prairiedogg | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Nov 2014

One, Five, Fifteen

- Anxious jitters popped and sizzled inside me as I stood at my bedroom window—the only one with a decent view of our street—and waited for a candy apple Miata to pull around the corner. I would do i...

By: Metilda | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Nov 2014

Tingle Yells

- Dashing down the hall Clothes flying at the bay O'er the bed I fall Screaming all the way Yells echoing do ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to scream and sing A cumming song tonight Oh, ...

By: meredith | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Nov 2014

Exactingness

- Exactingness, that’s what it is... when you suffuse my sensibilities with your lusty language without any immediate intent on giving that which you describe so vividly. Exactingness, that’s wha...

By: Possibly | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Nov 2014

Sucking the BBC

- Julia woke up that morning singing and danced her way through the house. She sang loudly in the shower and then to her three kids as she woke them. She sang as she cooked and even made the kids pancak...

By: LCAuthor | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.2| Added: 29 Sep 2014

The Party Favor, an excerpt

- Jamel ran into the video game store and quickly found one of the games he was looking for but could not find the other. He walked to the counter and saw Susie the young Asian woman who worked the morn...

By: LCAuthor | Category: Interracial | Score: 4| Added: 27 Sep 2014

Road Map To Macon

- Muscatel, grits and tummy aches And red checkered plastic tablecloths Your tits in my bowl of hominy Looking like rutabaga with varicose veins As if a road map to Macon and Warner Robbins Next to m...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 Sep 2014

Blue Balls 3: The Triumphant Conclusion

- I felt like an alpha male for the first time in my life, and I chortled to myself over ‘Coup de gras’ - my witty play on words about the event... my triumph over Angelo and the splendid impaling of Su...

By: dback | Category: Voyeur | Score: 4.9| Added: 10 Sep 2014

Willacoochee Chicken

- I, Cecile Dedolt, doff of many hats. You might recall that at one time a hosel hole driller of croquette mallards, often being reminded that it was croquet mallets. What do they know? A hosel is the s...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Sep 2014

The Piece Treaty

- Some sounds command attention and cause everyone within earshot to stop what they are doing to respond to the sound.  Truck and rail air horns are classic examples which do not cause undue stress i...

By: LeanAngle | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Sep 2014

Emily Awakes, Ch. 8

- Chapter 8 Emily felt herself pressed up against the tile in the shower. Richard leaned into her back, his lips sucking and kissing at the base of her neck as the warm water cascaded over the two of ...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2014

Emily Awakes, Ch. 7

- They hadn’t been in the car for more than a minute when Janice leaned over, placed her hand on his thigh, and sucked his right earlobe between her lips. He felt her sharp teeth bite gently and her war...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 04 Sep 2014

My Ta-Tas

- I’m telling you now that of all my luscious bits  The best part of me are my 36D tits They are round and firm these gorgeous twins  They are untouchable until I say someone wins Call them pea...

By: rosesrred | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Sep 2014

Sayonara Elysian Fields, Hello Hortense

- When we last spoke, if you remember...I talked about the Elysian Fields of Rome. A town situated in Northwest Georgia. I, Cecile Dedbolt, had just graduated from Ivy Tech Vocational School & Laundroma...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Sep 2014

Emily Awakes, Ch. 5

- The phone call from Janice came about a half-hour after Rich left. Evan answered with his name, as was his habit. “I heard my husband fucked your wife,” Janice stated. “That’s true,” he admitted. ...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Novels | Score: 4.5| Added: 02 Sep 2014

Romance for Lushies

- You sit there facing me fingering your slit I'm stroking my cock, you're giving me fits. Your fingers reach inside you then come to your lips. I start stroking faster, I stare at your tits. Yo...

By: Shaman | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 01 Sep 2014

Elysian Fields of Jawja

- When one talks about The Elysian Fields And Cold Heart Whiskey I think about a little place in Dixie Salt pork and a place I call home In Nowthwest Jawja... Rome With one speed bump And seven mol...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 31 Aug 2014

Still Too Short

- Between nostalgia and indigestion And suggestion of circumcision, They cut it off three times, And my pecker is still too short.  Now I need an extension  And a whoopee-doo stick,  Antacid for ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 29 Aug 2014

Indigenous

- Indigenous to homo sapiens And a few earth while critters The anus is a cavern With little sharp teeth Of polyp-like stalactites Semi colon and rectum And a sphincter uptight. In wav...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 28 Aug 2014

Bootie Dootie

- Lieu of granite 'neath the magnolia tree  Short stack of pancakes lay And old timer's belch hooch  In Dixie I crash-land an eon ago A stone's throw from praline stands  Somewhere near the genus dig...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Aug 2014

There Is Nothing To Be seen

- Oscar Wilde said it best. “After the first glass of absinthe you see things as you wish they were. After the second you see them as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, and that...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 23 Aug 2014

Mikey and Leslie

- Leslie didn't actually look smug, but she wasn't real empathetic either. That she had decided to lay her cards on the table, however, had not entirely been expected by me. But there they were. "...

By: mattmoreau | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.4| Added: 12 Aug 2014

A Sexual Awakening - Final Chapter

- Message: (I'd humbly ask readers to read parts 1 and 2 of this trilogy in order to fully appreciate this final chapter. It really goes to Character. Honest! Big Wednesday duly arrived. 'Big' b...

By: stephanie | Category: First Time | Score: 4.9| Added: 10 Aug 2014

Dessert

- “Tiramisu, please.” Hell, after compiling financial reports all damn day and being stood up, I deserved a little sugar. “Would you like coffee?” “Yes, thank you... decaf black.” As the server tu...

By: Possibly | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jul 2014

Diapers

-  Diapers was a girl I dated fairly often back in the eighties. She was a cute and sweet young gal that always seemed happy and on the verge of giggling. She was in her early twenties and had a one-yea...

By: Luckymann | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 3.8| Added: 16 Jul 2014

Taco

- Oh talisman, me mañana, Amulet of my juju  And swill of hocus-pocus, Tequila Kool Aid I sip.  Writing on parchment paper, Where words don't often stick, Before I step on tootsies, I play slap s...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 Jul 2014

By The Numbers

- When I came a knockin' With pussy on my noggin, Courting you with balls of blue,  I request a screw or two. With shoe spoon I nicked, My hard cock on your clit, Tight as a bee's comb, Honey o...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jul 2014

Ten Fins

- Last night, I said it with a thong,  How did I know, I had it on backwards?  My friend Earl, gave it the snappers, Five minutes 'fore the gawd-awful crappers. You had gone to the bowling alley,  ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jul 2014

In Under Daylight

- If love is true, more yesterdays in a song,  Even in melancholia or blue weather And age spots on your skin. It ain't all that you need bleached. It was only last night that you chipped your toot...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jul 2014

Good Old Days

- When I was growing up in the deep south, Things were pretty easy and laid back. Whittling on a stick didn't cost a buck, And I didn't have to float a loan to get fucked.  Laying in a hammock stret...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jul 2014

Pussy Playlist

- Savoring remnants of your sweet emulsion extracted from our daily head ritual, I express one little ole special request. Bae, would you upload your playlist on my pussy? Please, strike a pop...

By: Possibly | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 01 Jul 2014 Audio version available

Natural Beauty Part 3 - A Night At The Circus

- As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, p...

By: Mazza | Category: Mature | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jun 2014

A bored housewife's amusing tale

- Life was a bit mundane for Tracy. She was married for about thirteen years. She was a wife, mother, daughter, friend, sister. But she felt very alone. Things were okay with her marriage. They had grea...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Jun 2014

Black Bottle Blues

- I never really planned on spending my last few hours on this fucked up planet in another pub, an empty .45 colt on the dark cherry wood of the bar, a half drunk bottle of whiskey shining in the dim l...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 18 Jun 2014

The Apocalypse... Or Is It?

- The winds howled through the night, its high pitched screech squealing through the shattered windows on the very top of the skyscraper. Desolate and decrepit, the building looked like it had been man...

By: SoulSnatcher | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 Jun 2014

I Am Not Your Husband

- “How’s my sexy man tonight?” The delicate feminine voice wafted into my ear on a warm moist breath, barely audible above the unruly clamor in the pub. The speaker’s soft lips grazed my lobe as they fo...

By: Fogticus | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jun 2014

Jack And The Magic Seeds, Part 1

- Jack Scoggins was twenty two, just graduated from college, and without a job. His mother Verline couldn't understand why a boy with $100,000 worth of debt would just lay on the couch and watch porn on...

By: Janno36 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.3| Added: 30 May 2014

Putting On My High Top Galoshes

- Like all writer's, the names and locations have changed in order that I can stretch my imagination. With the exception of Savannah, Georgia, most is pure swamp water fabrication. I pride myself in be...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 May 2014

Hang Not Your Chapeau On My Obituary

- Hang not your hat on my obituary, Unless you have a longer peg. For I will scribe darkness of my repast, Sipping on my hemlock tea. On the cuckoos and ticking pendulums  And long coattails of my coff...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 May 2014

Old Hammers

- My grandpa once told me on one occasion, As he gave me a wink of the eye, "Son, old hammers don't fit in boxes anymore."  Little did I know his reasoning confession, Until he bit off more then he...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 10 May 2014

The Return Of The Wampyr Contessa Santangelo In The Summer Of 2014

- The Vampire Lord Flashman arose from the brass handled, walnut box and, tossing his long hair over his shoulders, raised his face to taste the night's air. He could smell moths, musk and moonlight but...

By: stephanie | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 May 2014 Audio version available

Gumshue

- It all started several months ago when I, Envious Gumshue, was given my pink slip at The Toadstool Inn restaurant. You would have thought that it would have come with lace, but it did get my attention...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 May 2014

Astronaut

- Michael looked okay just then. He had done his gravity training exercise an hour ago, just before his craft had been ensnared by the sun. It was a deadly trajectory. Mission control was trying out som...

By: megalanthropus | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.5| Added: 04 May 2014

Shadow's Ivy

- Like other members of the family flock, I attended Dartmouth University, majoring in mediocrity and minoring in meteorology, following in my uncle's footsteps, chasing tornadoes and aspiring stage dan...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 May 2014

A Lush Pledge

- Opening the computer and sitting down to relax. I tap on a few keys and enter the world hidden from view. It is a world where reality can cease to exist, or can coexist. The world of fantasy and reali...

By: Swag_Master | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 Apr 2014

Night Of Green Legumes

- All about me in my bleary eeriness, On the crust of my daily shed. Do not forsake me, my screaming penis,  This night of green legumes. Sipping tea with a hint of mint, My cock does winds sprin...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Apr 2014

Apartment Eight Has A Golden Ticket

- Sunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those woul...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 22 Apr 2014

Power Chapter Twenty-Seven: Daryl's Dick Cult

- The campus newspaper headline said it all: “RIOT IN THE DORM!” This had started a couple of days ago. Several of us discovered that our class schedules gave us an hour off at mid-day, all near Freu...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 4.3| Added: 17 Apr 2014

Power Chapter Twenty-Five: Whatever Could Go Wrong With That?

- Late in the summer I was sitting in a lounge talking with one of The Twins. She had a great story to tell. Walden, the donkey-schlong guy from my swimming class, had visited the campus to audition for...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 5| Added: 10 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Nine: Cafe au Lay

- Sonja called me at work. She wanted to go out for lunch. “What should I wear?” I asked her. I was already getting hard thinking about driving around the city naked and maybe skinny-dipping in a publ...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 08 Apr 2014

Train Ride

- My heart pounds in my chest as she walks by. The smell of her perfume fills my nostrils as she struts past me, hips swaying with every step. Her eyes dart to mine, just like every other day. My palms ...

By: babyberry | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 08 Apr 2014

Power Chapter 23: Summer

- The day after finals everyone but me left for home. I had taken a job at the college running the extensive sprinkler system. Each sprinkler had to be turned on and off at designated times, and the who...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 4| Added: 07 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Eight: The Bar Crawl

- After the flavored condom adventure, Veronica treated Josh out to drinks at her various customers for three nights running. The first night was at a Greek restaurant that served all sorts of Greek foo...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 0| Added: 04 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Seven: Veronica

- Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted no...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 02 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Six: Lucy

- The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Gree...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 01 Apr 2014