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The Bus Ride

- You won’t believe what happened to me today down at the convention in Miami, so I’ll just tell you.  The hotel we are staying at has nude pools, and almost no dress code whatever. It is really high ...

By: amuser | Category: Voyeur | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jul 2019

Vic's Hand-Tossed Birthday Frosting

-       Vic called a little after 3 AM, waking me from a restless sleep. We had broken up and gotten back together at least five times. Usually when she was drinking. “Get here now,” she said. “It’...

By: borntowatch | Category: Femdom | Score: 3.8| Added: 05 Jul 2019

Lesbian Pussy From Dimension X

- Groan! "Oh, yeah, baby. Suck my snorg. Take it deep into your mouth hole!" Those were the sounds I heard coming from the other side of the wall. 'Gross,' I thought quietly to myself. You'd think by...

By: vanessa26 | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jun 2019

Creamy Center

- Temptations all around me I am surrounded by the pull To lick every inch  Tonguing to the core How can I break free  From this frustration  Must I always be  Craving a world of sensations Do ...

By: AmeliaLeigh | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jun 2019

Fear and Self Loathing at Pride

- Growing up a gay girl in a small Bible Belt town was not easy, trust me. I tried it and cannot recommend it to anyone. In fairness, that was almost 20 years ago and it was harder then.(Sorry, I lapse...

By: PalindromeRedux | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.6| Added: 13 Jun 2019

My Journal Part Two

- Journal Entry: January 21, 2015 Things seem to be getting a bit better in the sex department. I got home today and she was in the kitchen making dinner wearing a nice short sundress. I snuck up beh...

By: ricinatl | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 May 2019

Hipster Flu Epidemic Rocks Seattle

- First, a shout out to Audrey X for correctly Googling, I mean answering the previous obscure movie reference "A Clockwork Orange." She even said it was "easy." "Vanity thy name is woman." The allurin...

By: PalindromeRedux | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Apr 2019

In Search of the Magic Wand

- We were at Young Life camp when the youth pastor caught us.  Mindy and I had been flirting for weeks.  We were the ones who snuck off to the woods to smoke when the others were off doing their little...

By: Audrey_X | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 19 Apr 2019

Young Couples Were Swapping Spouses and Didn't Know It

- Something very ironic, and I think humorous happened between two, young, married couples, and the husband and wife of the first-person couple will give their arousing accounts of what happened. Jas...

By: edlangston | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 Apr 2019

Case of the Hand in the Cookie Jar

- Notorious?  The only thing I know about "Notorious" is the Hitchcock movie,  but I was about to find out much more. Remember me? I'm Penelope Spade,  a novice Private Eye in Cincinnati,  Ohio.  The b...

By: PalindromeRedux | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Apr 2019

M.E.G.A.

- “I’m sooo fucking tired playing second fiddle to that fat asshole.” “I know, baby,” Jess patronizingly replied while filing her nails. “You’ve mentioned.” “Who the hell does he think he is?” “We...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.9| Added: 04 Apr 2019 Editor's Pick

Sweet Nectar

-  He sits there, watching every move she makes.   It has been a while since they have been together.  He knows why he misses her so much.   The things that tongue of hers can do.... She looks up at h...

By: ladyblue69 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 03 Apr 2019

I Found My Heart in San Francisco

- Call me "Ishmael." (hold on, Herman Melville estate, that was a simple typo.) Call me Emma, Emma Gravel. I own and manage a revival movie theater in glorious San Francisco, where I will go after stop...

By: PalindromeRedux | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 31 Mar 2019

Arrested Development

- It didn’t take Ryan long to decide he wanted her. Well, about half a second from first setting eyes on her. He had to have her. - - - - - I’m Ryan, an officer in the police. At one time I’d been in ...

By: Davidls | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 0| Added: 20 Mar 2019

I Married A Witch

- My wife is a witch. Not a nasty woman that you’d refer to as a witch. I mean she is a real, card-carrying, bonified witch. I didn’t know she was a witch when we got married, but I found out soon enou...

By: Merc50 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 26 Feb 2019

Ass Over Tea Kettle

- They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I will tell you now that it is absolute unadulterated horseshit. Absence and distance cut your heart into little pieces and leaves a hole inside that hur...

By: AuntieHelen | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 Feb 2019

Snow Falls Silent on Evergreen Trees

- A weakness of mine is my tendency to develop myopia when engaging in certain aspects. Reading is probably the biggest. Couple that with a naturally panicky disposition and a heart attack before I was...

By: TroublesomeBard | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.7| Added: 12 Feb 2019

What's Love Got To Do With It?

- This isn’t some fluff-driven, pie-in-the-sky bullshit narrative about love or finding your soul mate. Nor is this taradiddle about some dreamed electric moment – that instance where someone says that...

By: Ping | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Feb 2019

Poker Night

- The property in Arlington, Virginia was initially built as a duplex. The double driveway led to two garages separated by stairs leading up to two front doors. Each side had a living room and kitchen....

By: JefferyB | Category: Threesomes | Score: 5| Added: 06 Feb 2019

L is for Labor Day

- “The apple was hard. The orange got wetter.” “Can we compare them, though?” Sitting cross-legged on the rumpled bed in a black Pong t-shirt and white cotton panties, I released my focus from the tw...

By: jennabee81 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jan 2019

I Is For Independence Day

- “Fifty/fifty? Sixty/forty?” “Ninety/ten.” “Does that mean you're attracted to one out of every ten guys you see?” I asked Jacob as I waited patiently on my couch. “Ninety percent of the time, I'm ...

By: jennabee81 | Category: First Time | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Jan 2019

E Is For Easter

- “You gotta catch them all.” “How many is enough?” “Whatever fits in your basket.” As the three of us milled about in the freshly-mowed grass, I surveyed the park filled with hundreds of rambunctio...

By: jennabee81 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Jan 2019

Quarter Of An Hour

- The reporter looked away from me, glancing at her notes in right hand. “Afternoon,” I called, seating myself and adjusting the chair in front of the television cameras. She nodded at me, turned to t...

By: jdstones | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 16 Jan 2019

S is for St Patrick's Day

- “Dinner was… unexpected.” “You didn't like the stew.” “I really liked the stew,” I told him honestly, as we stood in the open doorway of my apartment. We lowered our voices so we wouldn't disturb t...

By: jennabee81 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jan 2019

You Sent Me A Love Poem but It Was Meant For Someone Else

- You sent me a love poem, I loved what you said.  Then I found out it was meant for someone else instead.  When you sent the message, You were a bit under the weather.  It was a twist of fate That br...

By: trinket | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jan 2019

11.55pm New Year’s Eve

- The clock says midnight will be here soon, Almost time for the ladies to swoon.  Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room, Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon.    I see you standing on the fa...

By: trinket | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 02 Jan 2019

Pipsy the Clown

- I sat at the kids table, sipping punch from an impossibly small cup when Pipsy the Clown entered. Her painted green smile hung from ear to ear and a small rubber ball clung for life at the tip of her...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Mature | Score: 5| Added: 29 Dec 2018

Vows and Consequences

- I'm in a lot of hot water with my wife. Hopefully, she'll get over it, but I suspect I'm going to have to spring for a lavish party where we renew our vows. It's my own fault, and there's no chance t...

By: bad_mann_ers | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.9| Added: 12 Dec 2018

Porn Again, Christian?

- Just like clockwork, every Friday before closing, that cute-as-a-button boy came into my corner store and purchased a glossy magazine for a quiet night with some hand lotion and a box of tissues. Wh...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 12 Dec 2018

Eric has a Red-haired Conundrum

- (Not quite) the beginning... “Ooh! Oh, fuck, baby! Like that! Yeah! Harder! Uhr! Oh, god! Oh, god! C’mon, baby! Fuck me! Like that! Yeah! Uhr-uhn! Huhrr! Oh, shit! Fuck!” Eric sat quietly on ...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 09 Dec 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 6

- In the end, I don’t really get to ask Rune too many questions at that time because he distracts me with wet kisses (we’re still in the shower, you see), and then I have my mouth otherwise full for a ...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 05 Dec 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 5

- I am running. On the run. Again. My lungs are two loaves of agony in my heaving chest, screaming curses at me with every gasp of air. My legs pump me forward even though they are full of lead and liq...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 03 Dec 2018

Astrid Can't Wait

-   1. POLAROID. “We’re not lost.” “Then why can’t we find it?” “I haven’t--I mean, the map hasn’t steered us wrong yet.” “There’s a first time for everything, Astrid.” Holding the creased pape...

By: petemitchell | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Nov 2018

Peen Has a Stay In Hospital

- Peen opened his eyes and grunted up at the bright light above him. "Aye?" he questioned. Then he winced and tried to swallow. The overhead fluorescent light crackled. "You're fine, sir. You're just ...

By: Green_Man | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 16 Nov 2018

Snow Angel

- Lisa Stilton stood next to a parapet of the old castle overlooking a snow covered foreign city. She reminded Bo of the skier, Lindsey Vonn, who hailed from their own country. Or perhaps Lisa was a li...

By: hornedfrog007 | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 13 Nov 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 4

- So the Dryth appear to be Time Lords, or maybe they raided Gallifrey and took the TARDIS with them. In any case, far as I can tell, their ship is much bigger on the inside than it has any right to be...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 14 Oct 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 3

- Ugh. Colleagues are the same everywhere. It’s a disillusioning discovery that cattiness, in-fighting, workplace bullying and backstabbing are a thing everywhere in the universe. Even when the boss i...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 13 Oct 2018

Flat Share

- "Well, what do you think? Better or worse?" She looked up and grinned at him. "Better, definitely better. I like the fact that it's got some bounce in it. The last one acted like a damper and just ...

By: BJintheUK | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 08 Oct 2018

A Canadian Thanksgiving tale

- It was cool, crisp October day. The sky was a light blue with only a few wisps of white clouds fluttering about. The leaves, turning gold, yellow and red, put on a display as we travelled the highway...

By: 1meanjean | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 05 Oct 2018

Paideia and sororitas

-   April called, “Come in,” and for the third time in two weeks Brenda Valois stuck her head around the door, her pert nose and light blue eyes as always making April wish she were ten years younger....

By: SirSpewalot | Category: College Sex | Score: 5| Added: 01 Oct 2018

Deal with a Horny Devil - A Halloween Story

- Stan Satanowski stepped out of the state of the art spray tanning booth in his basement. It was a computer-controlled, fully-automatic model and should have cost much more than he could possibly affo...

By: The_Technician | Category: Horror | Score: 4.5| Added: 28 Sep 2018

Blueberries

-   1 “Remind me again why we’re doing this?” “I’m nervous too, but there’s no such thing as a headless motorcycle rider or radioactive lamprey-humanoid hybrids.” “Tell that to our sodomized corp...

By: Ping | Category: College Sex | Score: 5| Added: 10 Sep 2018 Editor's Pick

Mary Smith, Escort Extraordinaire

- I am an honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood, mostly friendly, often frisky, black adult American female person woman human.  I am that no matter what I choose to do and no matter what someone else ch...

By: AAAtheist | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Sep 2018

Acknowledgements

- This book, improbable as it is, would have been impossible without the help, care, feeding, and receptivity of various experts, friends, experts who became friends, friends who became expert at one t...

By: TouchOfGray | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2018

On The House

- A retired couple, riding the smoldering summer months away with their Harley Davidson Electra Glide Ultra Classic between their legs, pull into Rumplations: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar for a ref...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 29 Aug 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 2

- The bathroom is spacious and well-equipped, but stiflingly humid. The smell of what counts as soap and bath foam on this planet itches in my nose. Several translucent, spider-like creatures scuttle a...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 23 Aug 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 1

- Ugh. Managers are the same everywhere. Literally, everywhere, in the entire universe. When I was 16, I worked at a supermarket as an underpaid check-out girl. One day, the manager, Mr Schwimmer, ca...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Aug 2018

Unmute

- "Hey, Case,“ was all my sister said as she hugged me, graciously ignoring the sweat and the travel-stains I was sporting. I was very aware that I was painting a generally unappealing image standing o...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.7| Added: 15 Aug 2018

Ethan Gets His Dream Girl

- It was a beautiful Friday night in mid-April. Ethan was about to park his twelve-year-old Ford pickup in a secluded spot off the dirt road that wandered through the acres of wooded park-land near the...

By: Kee | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jul 2018

Secrets

- 1 I accidentally slept with your mom. The woman uncomfortably shuffled on the dock where they were sitting. “Interesting word choice. How’d that make you feel?” “I was stunned. I felt violat...

By: Ping | Category: MILF | Score: 4.9| Added: 19 Jul 2018

My Fetish--Sex With Older Men

- My name is Riley and I am twenty-three years old. I know that I have a strange fetish but I love sex with older men between the ages of forty and sixty. In fact, I lost my virginity the summer I turn...

By: freespirit13 | Category: Fetish | Score: 5| Added: 19 Jul 2018

The Return of Death Part II: Welcome to the Jungle

- Bill was wandering through the now small realm that led to where the portal for the processing center was while making sure that Malin followed. He thanked God for that they had finally changed it so...

By: resurrected | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jul 2018

Wobble

- He was there exactly when I needed him to be.  Funny, engaging, charming, with eyes that suggested that and more and a laugh like warm cocoa going down.   Yuuummy! It had been awhile since I was wi...

By: AAAtheist | Category: Spanking | Score: 4.8| Added: 30 Jun 2018

The Most Erogenous Zone; Part Three of Nine

- They removed the cast from my right upper arm later that week, and my left leg was also coming along well enough that there was finally talk of sending me home. With one good leg and one good arm, I ...

By: Stormdog | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 Jun 2018

Tarzan Jr. Makes His Bones

- The funeral of the famous English lord known affectionately as “Tarzan” to his admirers on The Dark Continent was an odd affair that perplexed the town folk in the small village close to his traditio...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Interracial | Added: 09 Jun 2018

The Chat Whisperer's Letter

- The sender's name on the new message notification read 'TheChatWhisperer.' The drink in the recipient's hand went airborne. Shauna, who was still a bit groggy after the intense dream she'd been rel...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 16 May 2018

The Nurse Will See You Now

- “Holy Hell, that’s a pudgy little pecker you're packin' there.” She knew he'd appreciate the alliteration. What?!? “Oooh,” she teased, curling down her lower lip as she saw him patiently waiting...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 15 May 2018

Wiggle Toes

- Playing softly in our doze, on our quilt compose, how goes, the rhyme knows, playing naughty, wiggle toes. As your toes play my cock's harp with kisses of love in our inglenook, and one for your cut...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 15 May 2018

Thunder Cunt

- “Fuck, girl.” “Fuck girl, nothing. Do it.” A seemingly stupefied Rochelle uttered that scripted, semi-defiance as she sifted through her queen’s bag of tricks. The large, leather duffel bag contain...

By: Ping | Category: Hardcore | Score: 5| Added: 11 May 2018

Stealing Home

- Crossing 45th Street with Eva. We’re friends. Close friends. Like me, Eva bats from both sides of the plate. Her words. Not mine.  Eva’s a baseball nut. Unlike me, she’s hot. Early 20s. Looks young...

By: Mari84 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 09 May 2018

Peeping Tom

-   I was working out in a unisex gym, just as I was just getting ready to change my wet shirt, from the running I had done, I heard two men moaning in the men's bathroom. I got curious and sneaked in...

By: RuNe | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 18 Apr 2018

Skullduggery In Gotham City

- The devil's henchmen lurk in the souls of ill-gotten fools With unscrupulous pens giving me the willy-nillies As the gigolos of prose pathetically attend their ala mode With lap dances of skulldug...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 13 Apr 2018

Wardrobe Malfunction on a Caribbean Beach

- I sent her the following comment on her photo and then fantasized my way to join her at an island beach party. "I love it all and all of you. Your cleavage, the little curve of your belly and your b...

By: penman5248 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 08 Apr 2018

An Indiana Surprise - A Tribute To A Free Spirit

- This was the third time in as many days that Dave had checked her out. She had been sitting in that Indiana car lot without attention for a very long time. The ad in the paper said: "Antique model B...

By: Trystin715 | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 07 Apr 2018

Service With A Crooked Smile

- It was time. Time to get back to work. Savings had dwindled. Bills had piled up. People tell you staying at home with your kids is a noble thing. You can tell the difference, they say. Others can to...

By: Ping | Category: Mature | Score: 4.9| Added: 03 Apr 2018

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Dinner Invitation

- Hey, Big Bad Boris. Come over to #8 as soon as you’re home. Hope you’re hungry for something special!! ~ C. Thud. Thud. Thud. “Coming!” Carie chimed as she skipped excitedly over to her front doo...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 28 Mar 2018

Ropes of Cum

- In the year sixteen hundred and forty two Loaded down with kegs of rum Sailed a powerful pirate ship It’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys, It’s name was Ropes of Cum.   Her Captain was Red Lizzy N...

By: sprite | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 26 Mar 2018

High Octane

- Converging on life in a fast lane hearse Without considering the bugaboos   For a piece of ass of high octane   Going gently with corsage pinned to my lapel   For I am better wed than digging up ...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 26 Mar 2018

Lingerie Seduction--Allie's Turn

- It had been three months since Sassie had taken Jackson’s virginity. When visiting Sassie the weekend before and hearing it first hand from the seducer, Allie had been thinking of seducing Jackson he...

By: freespirit13 | Category: First Time | Score: 4.9| Added: 20 Mar 2018

Half a Motel Room is Better Than None

-     HALF A MOTEL ROOM IS BETTER THAN NONE   I stood there in the marble-tiled lobby of the upscale motel chain and looked at the blank face of the apologetic clerk telling me I had to share my re...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 19 Mar 2018

Serpenteen

- About the vine, doth her lechery coils;      Disguising ambush,           With trust and deceit. Wisely awaits, immorality’s spoils;      Swallows then whole,           Frailty and conceit. Age-old t...

By: Ping | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 02 Mar 2018

Isami x Maiko

- The straps and buckles of the leather outfit coiled tightly around the curves of her body. No matter how Maiko sat, no matter how much she fidgeted she could not feel anything but restricted and conf...

By: onelucasward | Category: Lesbian | Score: 3.5| Added: 03 Mar 2018

The Standoff: Miss Tiffany, Saloon Owner – Joe O’Riley, Sheriff

- The year was 1882; the west had started to settle down and many of the old wild, rough and tough towns were no longer that way. Such was the small cow town of Apache Creek, AZ; at one time it was fam...

By: freespirit13 | Category: Historical | Score: 5| Added: 03 Mar 2018

Involuntary Swallowing

- Not even a downward push, the latest drunk blonde tourist I picked up at Drai’s night club, gobbled up my dick as if I had paid her. Right to work, that’s the spirit. Passionate as well, an obvious n...

By: Nathan_Renly | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 14 Feb 2018

Back Seat Of Chevy

- Before the Aspergum kicks in Relieving my pain of sinful tales Of a splinter in my woody From the backseat of a Chevy   As her toenails bebop on my cock And she strangles my hurdy gurdy With a ...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 03 Feb 2018

Follow That Booty

- I’m sorry. I apologize for staring. But I couldn’t help myself. Your butt looks so nice in those jeans. I’ve been walking some distance behind you. My eyes cannot tear themselves away. From the...

By: scorpiopassion67 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jan 2018

Florally Speaking...

- I hear roses are red, and some violets are blue, which has nothing to do with  how I feel for you. Wisteria’s purple, Queen Anne’s Lace is white. I hope that you know that I think you’re alright! G...

By: Stormdog | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2018

Resurrection. The Beginning

- I've done terrible things in my life. I’ve betrayed friends and turned my back on those that were close to me. Your life doesn't truly flash before your eyes, that's all bullshit. It's the regrets th...

By: Fletch64 | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.9| Added: 15 Jan 2018

Last Wills and Testaments - Two

- Preston and his wife Gail sat fidgeting in front of the massive desk of Janet Johnson, Attorney at Law.  Would the woman stop with the small talk and get down to business.  To the business of reading...

By: rattales | Category: Spanking | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jan 2018

Vanilla Scream

- I Green eyes. Contacts, he thought, but he could only see one. It looked unnatural. Not blinking. Just staring. Staring at him. It had better not be another Cyclops. His silly thought made him ...

By: Ping | Category: Femdom | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jan 2018 Editor's Pick

How The Inch Stole XXXmas

- Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not ! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one q...

By: SanchoHardbottle | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jan 2018

Wildroot Cream

- In my dreams undressing the bean   And her pink snapper taps out As I reload my howitzer While my cock locks and loads And the hair tickles my nose  Getting wildroot cream with Charlene As she c...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 28 Dec 2017

Apple Pie

- “Cum for me, Baby,” the overly amorous young man whispered, as his one hand groped under his date’s cardigan, while his other curled its fingers past her wet panties and inside her tight, slippery sn...

By: Ping | Category: Mind Control | Score: 4.4| Added: 14 Dec 2017

North Pole Toy Production is Rising

- The union of Elf workers Local 6969 has signed a new five year contract with the Claus Industries with the option to extend the terms for a second five year period commencing immediately at conclusio...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Added: 08 Dec 2017

Hard Work Fuck

- Vanessa and Jaxon used to be great friends. She was a petite Puerto Rican girl, twenty-three with long blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. Jaxon was 6'2, half Haitian and half Creole with caramel s...

By: ohnoitsmo | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.5| Added: 02 Dec 2017

Nutcracker Sweet: Part 1 of 2

- The day began inauspiciously. It was just a simple power outage, nothing more, but not long after we’d gotten to work the place went dark. No light except what came from the windows and a few battery...

By: Stormdog | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Good Morning, Baby

- It had been weeks since they were together. She was hungry, starving for him actually. The aroma was heavenly as the long, thick object of her desire enticed her. It was warm, swollen and the juices ...

By: ladyblue69 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Life's Apple Cart

- Be still my pulsing heart I am yet to depart Upsetting the impending apple cart With my matchbox box of dreams And my brand new cell phone  As a spiritual kiss punch my ticket To heaven's spirit...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 24 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot-Pt 2

- Visioned as a likeable being, with an appearance of a throwback to Cro-Magnon man. Often wearing his toupee sidesaddle on his head with a sideburn hanging down on his nose. His cock not very big, but...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 20 Nov 2017

Lessons Taught, Lessons Learned

- “You are one messed up little man, Bud!” She laughed, thinking I was joking, but I was not. Terri’s smile slowly faded when she realized I was serious. “No. I can’t. I won’t do it,” she said. “Ple...

By: Ping | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 11 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot

- As a child, I was touched by an anvil, because an angel is just to cliché. Having passed The Aunt Bea's School of Culinary Art, I could dress a hotdog in a bun twelve ways from a sundae. Opie would ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 05 Nov 2017

Just Like Old Times

- Three hours by air. Two string bikinis. One bottle of tequila. It was that simple. Her best friend had promised. For the brief time, a time away from their bittersweet lives, all things unhappy woul...

By: Ping | Category: MILF | Score: 5| Added: 24 Oct 2017

Late Night Interlude

- My bladder woke me late last night I had to go relieve my plight As I dried myself I thought of you Touching me there as you often do Then my fingers lingered longer Massaging e're a wee bit strong...

By: lynnwitt | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part Two

- The day had been slow, with small variances. It varied in only the way it can when you work part-time as a grocery clerk. The hours passed on meaninglessly, where the only excitement was the daily oc...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 15 Oct 2017

Matthew’s Choice - A Halloween Story

- Matt is invited to what is guaranteed to be the best Halloween party of his life. His friend has promised that this will be his last night as a virgin. But there’s a catch. In this case the Devil is...

By: The_Technician | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 08 Oct 2017

Rooftop Dreams

- The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 04 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part 1

- Jill had tried this a few times before, always losing her nerve out of fright. But the first time she tried to conjure the demon, she was seized by disbelief and terror as the void appeared. It shimm...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 26 Sep 2017

Confessions - The Camping With Friends Story

- ~ ~ ~ Confessions is a series based on people who have secretly cheated on their partner or spouse. All stories are true but names and events may be altered for reasons of privacy and creative li...

By: Ping | Category: True | Score: 5| Added: 18 Aug 2017

Traffic Tease

- “Hope you’ve done as I asked or you won’t get your surprise,” John said with a smirk as he gripped the steering wheel a little tighter. I was sitting in the passenger seat with my legs and arms cros...

By: MsDirtyLittleSecret | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 19 Jul 2017

Last Stop Bubbles: A Lost Blondie-Verse Tale, Part Three

- I. Jitterbug Stand clear, doors closing. “Ya think Sting ever really thought about all the unspoken moves behind Every Breath You Take ?” I don’t look up. I try to focus on getting this quic...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 29 Jun 2017