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Blueberries

-   1 “Remind me again why we’re doing this?” “I’m nervous too, but there’s no such thing as a headless motorcycle rider or radioactive lamprey-humanoid hybrids.” “Tell that to our sodomized corp...

By: Ping | Category: College Sex | Score: 5| Added: 10 Sep 2018

Mary Smith, Escort Extraordinaire

- I am an honest-to-goodness, flesh-and-blood, mostly friendly, often frisky, black adult American female person woman human.  I am that no matter what I choose to do and no matter what someone else ch...

By: AAAtheist | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Sep 2018

Acknowledgements

- This book, improbable as it is, would have been impossible without the help, care, feeding, and receptivity of various experts, friends, experts who became friends, friends who became expert at one t...

By: TouchOfGray | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 05 Sep 2018

On The House

- A retired couple, riding the smoldering summer months away with their Harley Davidson Electra Glide Ultra Classic between their legs, pull into Rumplations: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar for a ref...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 29 Aug 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 2

- The bathroom is spacious and well-equipped, but stiflingly humid. The smell of what counts as soap and bath foam on this planet itches in my nose. Several translucent, spider-like creatures scuttle a...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 23 Aug 2018

The Brothel at the End of the Universe, pt. 1

- Ugh. Managers are the same everywhere. Literally, everywhere, in the entire universe. When I was 16, I worked at a supermarket as an underpaid check-out girl. One day, the manager, Mr Schwimmer, ca...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Aug 2018

Unmute

- "Hey, Case,“ was all my sister said as she hugged me, graciously ignoring the sweat and the travel-stains I was sporting. I was very aware that I was painting a generally unappealing image standing o...

By: Cydia_ | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.6| Added: 15 Aug 2018

No Saint

- I ain't no saint Got good pussy Always wet dripping juice Real tight so make it loose. Silly and shy at times But a wild cookie in disguise Just takes the right fuckboy to bring out that side. I ai...

By: ghetto_princess | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 26 Jul 2018

Ethan Gets His Dream Girl

- It was a beautiful Friday night in mid-April. Ethan was about to park his twelve-year-old Ford pickup in a secluded spot off the dirt road that wandered through the acres of wooded park-land near the...

By: Kee | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 24 Jul 2018

My Fetish--Sex With Older Men

- My name is Riley and I am twenty-three years old. I know that I have a strange fetish but I love sex with older men between the ages of forty and sixty. In fact, I lost my virginity the summer I turn...

By: freespirit13 | Category: Fetish | Score: 5| Added: 19 Jul 2018

Secrets

- 1 I accidentally slept with your mom. The woman uncomfortably shuffled on the dock where they were sitting. “Interesting word choice. How’d that make you feel?” “I was stunned. I felt violat...

By: Ping | Category: MILF | Score: 4.9| Added: 19 Jul 2018

The Return of Death Part II: Welcome to the Jungle

- Bill was wandering through the now small realm that led to where the portal for the processing center was while making sure that Malin followed. He thanked God for that they had finally changed it so...

By: resurrected | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jul 2018

Wobble

- He was there exactly when I needed him to be.  Funny, engaging, charming, with eyes that suggested that and more and a laugh like warm cocoa going down.   Yuuummy! It had been awhile since I was wi...

By: AAAtheist | Category: Spanking | Score: 4.8| Added: 30 Jun 2018

The Most Erogenous Zone; Part Three of Nine

- They removed the cast from my right upper arm later that week, and my left leg was also coming along well enough that there was finally talk of sending me home. With one good leg and one good arm, I ...

By: Stormdog | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 Jun 2018

Tarzan Jr. Makes His Bones

- The funeral of the famous English lord known affectionately as “Tarzan” to his admirers on The Dark Continent was an odd affair that perplexed the town folk in the small village close to his traditio...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Interracial | Added: 09 Jun 2018

The Chat Whisperer's Letter

- The sender's name on the new message notification read 'TheChatWhisperer.' The drink in the recipient's hand went airborne. Shauna, who was still a bit groggy after the intense dream she'd been rel...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 16 May 2018

The Nurse Will See You Now

- “Holy Hell, that’s a pudgy little pecker you're packin' there.” She knew he'd appreciate the alliteration. What?!? “Oooh,” she teased, curling down her lower lip as she saw him patiently waiting...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 15 May 2018

Wiggle Toes

- Playing softly in our doze, on our quilt compose, how goes, the rhyme knows, playing naughty, wiggle toes. As your toes play my cock's harp with kisses of love in our inglenook, and one for your cut...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 15 May 2018

Thunder Cunt

- “Fuck, girl.” “Fuck girl, nothing. Do it.” A seemingly stupefied Rochelle uttered that scripted, semi-defiance as she sifted through her queen’s bag of tricks. The large, leather duffel bag contain...

By: Ping | Category: Hardcore | Score: 5| Added: 11 May 2018

Stealing Home

- Crossing 45th Street with Eva. We’re friends. Close friends. Like me, Eva bats from both sides of the plate. Her words. Not mine.  Eva’s a baseball nut. Unlike me, she’s hot. Early 20s. Looks young...

By: Mari84 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 09 May 2018

Peeping Tom

-   I was working out in a unisex gym, just as I was just getting ready to change my wet shirt, from the running I had done, I heard two men moaning in the men's bathroom. I got curious and sneaked in...

By: RuNe | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 18 Apr 2018

Skullduggery In Gotham City

- The devil's henchmen lurk in the souls of ill-gotten fools With unscrupulous pens giving me the willy-nillies As the gigolos of prose pathetically attend their ala mode With lap dances of skulldug...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 13 Apr 2018

Wardrobe Malfunction on a Caribbean Beach

- I sent her the following comment on her photo and then fantasized my way to join her at an island beach party. "I love it all and all of you. Your cleavage, the little curve of your belly and your b...

By: penman5248 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 08 Apr 2018

An Indiana Surprise - A Tribute To A Free Spirit

- This was the third time in as many days that Dave had checked her out. She had been sitting in that Indiana car lot without attention for a very long time. The ad in the paper said: "Antique model B...

By: Trystin715 | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 07 Apr 2018

Service With A Crooked Smile

- It was time. Time to get back to work. Savings had dwindled. Bills had piled up. People tell you staying at home with your kids is a noble thing. You can tell the difference, they say. Others can to...

By: Ping | Category: Mature | Score: 4.9| Added: 03 Apr 2018

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Dinner Invitation

- Hey, Big Bad Boris. Come over to #8 as soon as you’re home. Hope you’re hungry for something special!! ~ C. Thud. Thud. Thud. “Coming!” Carie chimed as she skipped excitedly over to her front doo...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 28 Mar 2018

Ropes of Cum

- In the year sixteen hundred and forty two Loaded down with kegs of rum Sailed a powerful pirate ship It’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys, It’s name was Ropes of Cum.   Her Captain was Red Lizzy N...

By: sprite | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 26 Mar 2018

High Octane

- Converging on life in a fast lane hearse Without considering the bugaboos   For a piece of ass of high octane   Going gently with corsage pinned to my lapel   For I am better wed than digging up ...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 26 Mar 2018

Kingsbury Chronicles: New York, New York

- I was that eighteen-year-old virgin. You know, the one who was always a good kid, worked really hard in school, never disappointed his parents, but could also never get any action because of his good...

By: JollyBloke03 | Category: First Time | Score: 4.8| Added: 26 Mar 2018

Lingerie Seduction--Allie's Turn

- It had been three months since Sassie had taken Jackson’s virginity. When visiting Sassie the weekend before and hearing it first hand from the seducer, Allie had been thinking of seducing Jackson he...

By: freespirit13 | Category: First Time | Score: 4.9| Added: 20 Mar 2018

Half a Motel Room is Better Than None

-     HALF A MOTEL ROOM IS BETTER THAN NONE   I stood there in the marble-tiled lobby of the upscale motel chain and looked at the blank face of the apologetic clerk telling me I had to share my re...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 19 Mar 2018

Isami x Maiko

- The straps and buckles of the leather outfit coiled tightly around the curves of her body. No matter how Maiko sat, no matter how much she fidgeted she could not feel anything but restricted and conf...

By: onelucasward | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.5| Added: 03 Mar 2018

The Standoff: Miss Tiffany, Saloon Owner – Joe O’Riley, Sheriff

- The year was 1882; the west had started to settle down and many of the old wild, rough and tough towns were no longer that way. Such was the small cow town of Apache Creek, AZ; at one time it was fam...

By: freespirit13 | Category: Historical | Score: 5| Added: 03 Mar 2018

Serpenteen

- About the vine, doth her lechery coils;      Disguising ambush,           With trust and deceit. Wisely awaits, immorality’s spoils;      Swallows then whole,           Frailty and conceit. Age-old t...

By: Ping | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 02 Mar 2018

Involuntary Swallowing

- Not even a downward push, the latest drunk blonde tourist I picked up at Drai’s night club, gobbled up my dick as if I had paid her. Right to work, that’s the spirit. Passionate as well, an obvious n...

By: Nathan_Renly | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 14 Feb 2018

Back Seat Of Chevy

- Before the Aspergum kicks in Relieving my pain of sinful tales Of a splinter in my woody From the backseat of a Chevy   As her toenails bebop on my cock And she strangles my hurdy gurdy With a ...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 03 Feb 2018

Follow That Booty

- I’m sorry. I apologize for staring. But I couldn’t help myself. Your butt looks so nice in those jeans. I’ve been walking some distance behind you. My eyes cannot tear themselves away. From the...

By: scorpiopassion67 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jan 2018

Florally Speaking...

- I hear roses are red, and some violets are blue, which has nothing to do with  how I feel for you. Wisteria’s purple, Queen Anne’s Lace is white. I hope that you know that I think you’re alright! G...

By: Stormdog | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2018

Resurrection. The Beginning

- I've done terrible things in my life. I’ve betrayed friends and turned my back on those that were close to me. Your life doesn't truly flash before your eyes, that's all bullshit. It's the regrets th...

By: Fletch64 | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.9| Added: 15 Jan 2018

Last Wills and Testaments - Two

- Preston and his wife Gail sat fidgeting in front of the massive desk of Janet Johnson, Attorney at Law.  Would the woman stop with the small talk and get down to business.  To the business of reading...

By: rattales | Category: Spanking | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jan 2018

Vanilla Scream

- I Green eyes. Contacts, he thought, but he could only see one. It looked unnatural. Not blinking. Just staring. Staring at him. It had better not be another Cyclops. His silly thought made him ...

By: Ping | Category: Femdom | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jan 2018 Editor's Pick

How The Inch Stole XXXmas

- Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not ! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one q...

By: SanchoHardbottle | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jan 2018

Wildroot Cream

- In my dreams undressing the bean   And her pink snapper taps out As I reload my howitzer While my cock locks and loads And the hair tickles my nose  Getting wildroot cream with Charlene As she c...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 28 Dec 2017

Apple Pie

- “Cum for me, Baby,” the overly amorous young man whispered, as his one hand groped under his date’s cardigan, while his other curled its fingers past her wet panties and inside her tight, slippery sn...

By: Ping | Category: Mind Control | Score: 4.4| Added: 14 Dec 2017

North Pole Toy Production is Rising

- The union of Elf workers Local 6969 has signed a new five year contract with the Claus Industries with the option to extend the terms for a second five year period commencing immediately at conclusio...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Added: 08 Dec 2017

Hard Work Fuck

- Vanessa and Jaxon used to be great friends. She was a petite Puerto Rican girl, twenty-three with long blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. Jaxon was 6'2, half Haitian and half Creole with caramel s...

By: ohnoitsmo | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.5| Added: 02 Dec 2017

Nutcracker Sweet: Part 1 of 2

- The day began inauspiciously. It was just a simple power outage, nothing more, but not long after we’d gotten to work the place went dark. No light except what came from the windows and a few battery...

By: Stormdog | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Good Morning, Baby

- It had been weeks since they were together. She was hungry, starving for him actually. The aroma was heavenly as the long, thick object of her desire enticed her. It was warm, swollen and the juices ...

By: ladyblue69 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Life's Apple Cart

- Be still my pulsing heart I am yet to depart Upsetting the impending apple cart With my matchbox box of dreams And my brand new cell phone  As a spiritual kiss punch my ticket To heaven's spirit...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 24 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot-Pt 2

- Visioned as a likeable being, with an appearance of a throwback to Cro-Magnon man. Often wearing his toupee sidesaddle on his head with a sideburn hanging down on his nose. His cock not very big, but...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 20 Nov 2017

Lessons Taught, Lessons Learned

- “You are one messed up little man, Bud!” She laughed, thinking I was joking, but I was not. Terri’s smile slowly faded when she realized I was serious. “No. I can’t. I won’t do it,” she said. “Ple...

By: Ping | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 11 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot

- As a child, I was touched by an anvil, because an angel is just to cliché. Having passed The Aunt Bea's School of Culinary Art, I could dress a hotdog in a bun twelve ways from a sundae. Opie would ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 05 Nov 2017

Just Like Old Times

- Three hours by air. Two string bikinis. One bottle of tequila. It was that simple. Her best friend had promised. For the brief time, a time away from their bittersweet lives, all things unhappy woul...

By: Ping | Category: MILF | Score: 5| Added: 24 Oct 2017

Late Night Interlude

- My bladder woke me late last night I had to go relieve my plight As I dried myself I thought of you Touching me there as you often do Then my fingers lingered longer Massaging e're a wee bit strong...

By: lynnwitt | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part Two

- The day had been slow, with small variances. It varied in only the way it can when you work part-time as a grocery clerk. The hours passed on meaninglessly, where the only excitement was the daily oc...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 15 Oct 2017

Matthew’s Choice - A Halloween Story

- Matt is invited to what is guaranteed to be the best Halloween party of his life. His friend has promised that this will be his last night as a virgin. But there’s a catch. In this case the Devil is...

By: The_Technician | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 08 Oct 2017

Rooftop Dreams

- The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 04 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part 1

- Jill had tried this a few times before, always losing her nerve out of fright. But the first time she tried to conjure the demon, she was seized by disbelief and terror as the void appeared. It shimm...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 26 Sep 2017

Confessions - The Camping With Friends Story

- ~ ~ ~ Confessions is a series based on people who have secretly cheated on their partner or spouse. All stories are true but names and events may be altered for reasons of privacy and creative li...

By: Ping | Category: True | Score: 5| Added: 18 Aug 2017

Traffic Tease

- “Hope you’ve done as I asked or you won’t get your surprise,” John said with a smirk as he gripped the steering wheel a little tighter. I was sitting in the passenger seat with my legs and arms cros...

By: MsDirtyLittleSecret | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 19 Jul 2017

Last Stop Bubbles: A Lost Blondie-Verse Tale, Part Three

- I. Jitterbug Stand clear, doors closing. “Ya think Sting ever really thought about all the unspoken moves behind Every Breath You Take ?” I don’t look up. I try to focus on getting this quic...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 29 Jun 2017

BBC In The Hospital

-   I was startled awake by a nurse poking around my body. My eyes squinted open and focused on a name tag with the name Betty. I cleared my throat as Betty lifted my bed upright. "How are you feelin...

By: Marcolease69 | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.1| Added: 01 Jun 2017

Space Camping

- We were far, far away, deep inside a neighboring galaxy. Our mission was to explore and discover, chart the uncharted, and identify and exploit any resources that we deemed valuable for us back home....

By: Ping | Category: Monster Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 May 2017

Right on Q

- There were never such lovers as Quentin and Queenie, Her in stilettos, and him in his beanie. Quentin was Master in bed and in life, Queenie was a shy, obedient wife. Two people so different, yet...

By: Misty63 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 0| Added: 25 May 2017

Just Jack and Jerk, Your Special Perk

- The time has come to end the day With jerking off and hand held play. When lacking needed lovers sweet, It's time to jack your own hard meat. So go ahead and pull him out, He's yours to use without...

By: Green_Man | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 28 Apr 2017

It Don't Rain In Arizona

- slippery_fingers: "What do you do for fun, and could you spread your pussy open?" Taffy: "Like this!" slippery_fingers: "That's nice."     Taffy: "Happy it meets your approval." * I was whoring ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 20 Apr 2017

First Things First

- Entering the hotel atrium, I walked quickly past the front desk, figuring that if I didn't swing my arms I might be rendered nearly invisible, as if they fucking cared who I was or why I'd be there a...

By: ConBrio | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 19 Apr 2017

Honey Bunny

-     Funny, You're NOT the bunny that I had in mind. I've been dreaming of a bunny of a different kind.   A sexy honey bunny with a tight and cute behind, is what I have been praying for wor...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Apr 2017

Bras and Panties

-     Black bra and panties on the floor. Lord, who's that knocking on my door? A lovely maiden - sweet and fine, who wants to be my concubine.   Can't help myself - she smells so good,  and ta...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Apr 2017

The Lady of the House

- Ray and I started dating shortly after my divorce. I’d been working for Victoria’s Secret Catalog so not only did I have an amazing forty percent discount on purchases, but I was also privileged to h...

By: Sahar | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Apr 2017

Cockshock, Chapter 1

- Reginald Woodrow Buttress felt the deep throb before he opened his eyes. It was the same every goddamn morning and lasted all day, every day. A boner so big and hard you could club an elephant with i...

By: Emerson501 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 15 Mar 2017

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

- Till the nineteenth year of my life, my conscious history with female breasts had no chapters to tell. If life were a sum total of fantasy and reality, this would consist entirely of the former, ent...

By: vauntaray | Category: First Time | Score: 4| Added: 05 Mar 2017

A Wife Spontaneously Shares Her Husband

- By way of introduction, let me point out that we are both African-American and were living in Washington, DC at that time this took place. We are no longer together, but my ex-wife and I are "almost"...

By: TexasEagle | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.7| Added: 23 Feb 2017

Asphalt And Fescue

- I didn't even know her name, but she would hustle and fuck suitors on top of a picnic table. She would ride cocks like Annie Oakley. In those days, you would deliver her a pizza and give her a wink. ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 02 Feb 2017

Lushie Christmas

- All the elves are worried when Vixen returns alone while Santa is out on his deliveries. Later in the night his sleigh is spotted, but is flying erratically with only the seven reindeer. Santa lands...

By: meredith | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 01 Feb 2017

Tut

- I watched the dark colored BMW pull up to the gas pumps.  A young man got out, slid his credit card into the slot, punched some keys and started filling his car. He was surprised when Benny came out ...

By: Taggerdoo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 30 Jan 2017

Making new friends pt. 1

- It was spring and the start of a new semester when Nathaniel and I were walking around the campus, checking out the new arrivals. We spent the morning watching all the hullabaloo with new students mo...

By: BattleRavyn | Category: College Sex | Score: 5| Added: 11 Jan 2017

Shercock Holmes and the Case of the Haunted Attic

- His fingers dug into her fleshy hips as his cock slipped between her thighs. Her tightness gripped his shaft as her back arched as he entered her. Joan could not help but moan as Holmes invaded her m...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 04 Jan 2017

The Writer and The Wretch

- When Dobbin awoke from the unfortunate and dizzying nap that had assailed him on Christmas Eve, he found himself extremely pleased. It took him two minutes to figure out the reason behind this unexp...

By: vauntaray | Category: First Time | Score: 4.5| Added: 30 Dec 2016

Bernie's House Of Bangers

- Bernie's House of Bangers Bernie's House of Bangers was a little, all-night diner on the corner of Riverside and Grove. It might as well have been on the corner of 'Nowhere' and 'Get Lost' for all ...

By: Milik_the_Red | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 27 Dec 2016

Cuck Ho Ho Holded by Santa

- “Honey this is fucking stupid.  You’re twenty-seven.  Definitely too old to be leaving Santa cookies and milk,” Richard lectured with a smirk. Jennifer had baked chocolate chip cookies, what she bel...

By: ballstothewall | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.5| Added: 28 Dec 2016

Shercock Holmes, Private Investigator..1

- It was a foggy morning in the small Atlanta suburb of London. Joan, walked down the wet sidewalk to Holmes's house. As she opened the squeaky gate, she noticed one dim light coming from the office ar...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 21 Dec 2016

Never Ever More

- I remember when my pecker was like iron And it could split a log But never ever more  Now it's just a piece of gristle   With two balls in a sack   I remember when you would blow it like a whist...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 18 Dec 2016

'Twas a Night to Remember

- 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the place, Not a creature was stirring but the girl on my face; Her stockings were thigh-high of black negligeé Her teddy was thin and her makeup risq...

By: Belthazor | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 Dec 2016

Incubi Lover

- The nightstand beside my bed burst into orange and red flame, followed by the sound of a four car pileup. "Oh damn, I'm late! I'd better get going and see what Administration wants now." Please allo...

By: Taggerdoo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Dec 2016

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

- Around nine o’clock in the evening, Kara and her girlfriends made their way from the dining room table to the living room. She was pleased with how her party was going. When she had volunteered to hol...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Dec 2016

A Visit From Nicholas

- Twas the night before New Years, When all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Not even my spouse. His clothes were all packed in a suitcase with care, And he and his bag were traveling...

By: Dirtywriter58 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Dec 2016

Cum As You Are

- My car was filled with the musky fragrance of your most intimate self as I withdrew my fingers from your spent pussy, raising them to my mouth to extract your sweet, warm nectar. As we sat in a dark ...

By: ConBrio | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Nov 2016

Tonight's The Night

- I got my saddle, off I ride. I'll have my baby by my side. Tonight's the night I've waited for, my insides shaking to the core. We'll talk of nonsense, weather, too; about tomorrow...what we'll do....

By: grghrn | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Nov 2016

The Misunderstanding

- My love and I were bathing in my heart shaped, o'er sized tub... I squeezed her breasts and held her tight and tweaked a little nub... I tried to tell her how I felt- of love I had for her. Somehow...

By: grghrn | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 Nov 2016

Our Voices, So Sweet...

- With doors secured, windows locked, and curtains unfolded to bar any patch of light from entering, I sat in the middle of my room. My attention was focused on the film. As there was no source of light...

By: Centifolia | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 12 Oct 2016

First Experience

- Hi, my name is Anna Maria, although I am older now but back when I was twenty I had been masturbating solo for many years and wanted a vibrator of my very own, but had no way of obtaining one. I did n...

By: KJessica | Category: Toys | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Oct 2016

Mr. B - Chapter Two - Small Talk

- Sounds of youthful activity surrounded Frank Bradley. His black dress shoes were anchored a foot away from a flat reddish-brown tarmac race track. Tufts of rough grass spread out about the ground, dri...

By: OmnislashXX | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 04 Oct 2016

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Shopping List

- Carie was in the bathroom brushing her teeth when she heard it. Thump! Thump! Thump! She paused and frowned. Holding the electric toothbrush in her mouth, she switched it off to be sure the nois...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Toys | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Never-Ending Romance: A Sonnet

- The world has recognized the love I feel And so they wonder at my constant sighs. They know I love my lover, that's for real, And weep whene'er I win, then lose, the prize. I simply must believe they...

By: Green_Man | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 29 Sep 2016

Kiss My Cunt

- Lying on the bed, Watching you dress, I open my mouth and speak quite blunt, Before you go, kiss my cunt. It’s warm and wonderful, So sweet and so juicy, I know you wanna lick, It won’t take long, I’...

By: MollyDoll | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 Sep 2016

My Recurring Lush Nightmare

- "Chris!" With that exuberant syllable I drop the packages just inside the front door and start to rush toward my adorable boyfriend who isn't supposed to be here until tomorrow, but something in his ...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Sep 2016

An Inappropriate Office Rumor

- Office rumors are really the worst People think they see things Sometimes they can't be reversed A rumor or perhaps an office fling I was on my cell phone  My secretary was filing She supposedly suc...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 13 Sep 2016

The Sample

- The heavy door of the examining room closed and latched with a sharp ker-clack as the nurse exited hastily. I know that they have to gather all of that information, I thought, but it just seemed a ...

By: ConBrio | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 09 Sep 2016

I Vont Yu Soggy Foxy Box

- What scholars know about vampires, would not fill a thimble. Some say we are born of sorcery, while others think of the Mad Hatter. The only real relevance being, we are among the maddening crowd. Shr...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 07 Sep 2016