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Kiss My Cunt

- Lying on the bed, Watching you dress, I open my mouth and speak quite blunt, Before you go, kiss my cunt. It’s warm and wonderful, So sweet and so juicy, I know you wanna lick, It won’t take long, I’...

By: MadameMolly | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 Sep 2016

My Recurring Lush Nightmare

- "Chris!" With that exuberant syllable I drop the packages just inside the front door and start to rush toward my adorable boyfriend who isn't supposed to be here until tomorrow, but something in his f...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 21 Sep 2016

An Inappropriate Office Rumor

- Office rumors are really the worst People think they see things Sometimes they can't be reversed A rumor or perhaps an office fling I was on my cell phone  My secretary was filing She supposedly suc...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 13 Sep 2016

The Sample

- The heavy door of the examining room closed and latched with a sharp ker-clack as the nurse exited hastily. I know that they have to gather all of that information, I thought, but it just seemed a ...

By: ConBrio | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 09 Sep 2016

I Vont Yu Soggy Foxy Box

- What scholars know about vampires, would not fill a thimble. Some say we are born of sorcery, while others think of the Mad Hatter. The only real relevance being, we are among the maddening crowd. Shr...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 07 Sep 2016

All In The Mind

- “Why do you keep asking me the same question?" he said. “I always give the same answer.” “I know,” she said, “but it bothers me. I married you. I like being with you. I like making love to you. Yo...

By: Whitebeard | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Sep 2016

I Vont Yu Beef Curtains

- To a different audience I address these words. From my memory. Its not for those with stardust on their nose, or Harry Potter in their thank tank fields.Vampiring has plagued our ancestors for million...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 31 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Icing Squeezer

- Ambrogio, the immortal, had made Adum and Evelyn in his own image. I changing my name to Ezekiel, and Evelyn now a dishwater blond, working at a carwash in Greenland. The darken night, shrouded by ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 27 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Tureen

- I vampire, (Ezekiel) a living dead body. Contradictory, but so am I. Although, I have an odorous musk about my flesh. My personality is that of gentleman in full control of his sanity. Some referring ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 24 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Gummy Bear

- Those who belonged to the social elite, engaged in some sort of religious mumbo-jumbo. Those who did not, were persecuted as heretics. And those who died violently by fire or at the stake, were deem...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 18 Aug 2016

The Man Room

- On business trips to a major city I visited every six weeks, one of my delights was to visit a gay action bar, called ‘The Hague.’ The owner was of Dutch origin, hence the name. It was a very enjoyabl...

By: Tuppie | Category: Gay Male | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Devils On Horseback

- What we as Vampires understand, mortality is not for the offspring of a common man. The everyday two-footer has no soul, for they will wilt your heart with lies, then grin. The history of the renaissa...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 15 Aug 2016

One Stop Solo

- Awake me from my last sleep While I rest on pillow-down Anointing me with your love Before the cataracts blind me Dimming the lights as I gasp So that I can see you As my breath becomes s...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 14 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Hoppin' John

- In quest of moans and sighs, pussy and thighs, I share the tale of forbiddance, from a poetic vampire such as I. Things in the past have happen, without rhyme or reason. With my conscience (an agnosti...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 09 Aug 2016

Just A Few From Me to You to Shake away the love stuck blues

- ISN'T EVERY BODY DOING IT We do it in the garden, In the bushes - In the shed, In the attic - In the cellar, On the floor & On the bed, On the dinner table, WHAT A LOVELY SPREAD! While the wine's fe...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Blahod

- Once upon a time, when God painted the world, and it was still wet. You didn't have to stand in line or pay taxes. There were no Homo sapiens or cars, menopause or strips bars. It was all BC... before...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 04 Aug 2016

Blissful Journey

- Wearing nothing but my new lacy red lingerie, Let’s pop the bottles, get some weed and celebrate. Bending over, inserting a disc in our music player. Through the speakers, the tunes start blazin...

By: _Jhene_ | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jul 2016

I'm The Fucking Sexiest

- I'm six foot two, Eyes of blue, And I love to cook and clean. I have my hair Am debonair And I'll never treat you mean. My abs of six Encourage licks To my cock of eight and a half. I'll make yo...

By: Ping | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 07 Jul 2016

A Good Samaritan

- I’ve always been one of those people who likes to help others. It doesn’t matter whether I know the person or not. Occasionally, I get rewarded, but not often. Just a thank you or a nice smile is enou...

By: PA_Mike | Category: Cheating | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jun 2016

While I Steal A kiss

- Oh! What mortals you and I  With poetic elocution  Before the fat lady sings As she warbles off key  On a symphony's love song Breathing scent of flowers And wild weeds at lusty hours  Feeling war...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jun 2016

Chill Pill

- “We got a problem, Boss,” whispered Roland, into my ear. Glaring at the interruption, I sighed and pushed back from the conference table. Quietly, I slipped from the gathering of clients and follow...

By: ClarkRoberts | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 May 2016

The Chat Whisperer

- Shauna's desktop screen flashed the message notification "Mail for LuvShauna" from someone in her circle, interrupting her train of thought. To her pleasant surprise the sender was SexyBrit22, with wh...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 May 2016

Athena Blows Paris' Mind

- Some of the stories are true. If good press just happens, you roll with it. If not, well, let’s just say it helps to be the goddess of wisdom. Knowledge is power. Some of the best stories are ones y...

By: oceanrunner | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 17 May 2016

Sexual Telepathy

- I retired the very day I turned sixty-two, that was several months ago now. I’m lucky to have a few good buds from work that I frequently talk to, but I do miss the guys. Yesterday a few of us met a...

By: AlexForemen | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 14 May 2016

Mother's Day

- It was Mother’s Day. I know it’s been almost a week since but I had been so busy that the time to tell you all about it just slipped into the activities of the week. These things happen and we never ...

By: Gallo | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 12 May 2016

Mrs Robinson Crusoe

- Mrs Robinson Crusoe stood upon her own little isle, Wondering what had happened to that cute little smile. She had not seen her mister since the boat was wrecked. Two years it’d been since Mister wash...

By: Trystin715 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 29 Apr 2016

The Cable Slave Chapter 6 – The Clock

- The phone rang, and there was the familiar voice again. ‘You will receive two packages today. The first is an earpiece for the phone. You are to keep it in at all times so that I can speak to you im...

By: Whitebeard | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.8| Added: 28 Apr 2016

Improper Motivation

- “… and this is why I think my proposed modifications to the organization’s program will both benefit its members and its bottom line.” The Program Coordinator’s (PC) experienced blue eyes scanned th...

By: Ping | Category: Office Sex | Added: 21 Apr 2016

Exhibitionists In An Apartment Building

- A horny man stands in his window He's naked and stroking his cock This will begin his intro It's already ten o'clock Exhibitionism is what he does This is what makes him tick Always careful of the f...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 24 Mar 2016

Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc: Part 2

- I felt my right nut slip from Stella's lips as she released it and moved to the left, suctioning that one in for the same tongue bath she’d just completed on the right one. Her hand continued to slide...

By: Stormdog | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.9| Added: 25 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter Three - Snorkel and Grass

- When George got home from the party, he took a nice hot shower. He wore his Loretta Lynn wig, but had a Green Bay Packer football helmet on also. He didn't want to lose the curls. The top of his helme...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Anal | Score: 5| Added: 23 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter Two - Caterwauling

- As in life, there are many ups and downs. George's bedroom was upstairs and down the hall was the guest room to where Pamela was staying. That’s where you’ll find him now. It was only thirty minutes a...

By: Adagio | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 20 Mar 2016

Two Princesses and a Pea

- Sarah had a healthy sense of humor, but she had nearly reached her limit. When the toady, hunched groom referred to her as 'another of those blasted princesses', she couldn't help but grin. And when t...

By: Burquette | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 19 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter One - Hot Pants

- George Smart was just your average seventeen year old. He was kind of quirky and a virgin. He was looking to lose his virginity, but hadn't really had any offers. George had a lot to learn and needed ...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: First Time | Score: 5| Added: 16 Mar 2016

Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc.

- I’d interviewed for my new job just over a week ago. At the time, I’d assumed that it was probably one of the strangest days I would ever have in my life, but I was hired and that’s what mattered. I r...

By: Stormdog | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Mar 2016

Fuck off, please.

- How I loathe you. I was fine, I had accepted my fate. I accepted a life of merely existing, decades ago. It was unnerving to plunge that dagger in my heart. I thought I had murdered it. Sure, ...

By: gilrenard | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Mar 2016

Raised Amicably

- Before the five for a quarter on the juke, and before many rolls of fence wire. In my post Sammy Kaye days, while attending Dartmouth College, I took up muscle toning. Usually several times a day, I w...

By: Adagio | Category: Fetish | Score: 5| Added: 17 Feb 2016

In the Boardroom

- Flannelled grey skirt suit And stockinged legs, With black high heels. To her bed, she begged. Taking notes of important trivia, In pursuit of the highest position, In a man’s world dominated by Dick...

By: LarsKaiden | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 12 Feb 2016

Lollies

- I was sitting at the bar one Saturday evening, drinking my beer and hoping to get lucky. Even though my looks are said to be; easy on the eye, finding an interesting fuck can sometimes be tedious. At ...

By: Tuppie | Category: Gay Male | Score: 4.4| Added: 07 Feb 2016

On The Way To St. Paul (Top's My Ala Mode)

- On the road to St. Paul, highway sixty-five, I pulled into a truck stop just north of Louisville,  and got out my atlas. There I met a zephyr... a zephyr named Desire, she was kindling fires among e...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 31 Jan 2016

Somebody's Got To Do It, Part 3

- I shouldn't bitch. I really have nothing to bitch about. I'm just feeling a little exhausted, and rightly so. I'm burning my candle from both ends and so my dick is sore and my ass is killing me. Like...

By: oldhippie1949 | Category: Mature | Score: 4.5| Added: 27 Jan 2016

Arcane's Achoo

- My words at times may seem arcane, Before the call to 911 came, But I am the one to blame of my chosen core, The indigenous harp of the glockenspiel wheel. My mind's disclaimer as your tits lie...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 24 Jan 2016

Coal Tar And Ben-Gay

- Lately I have been suffering bouts of insomnia and started a love affair with ( La Fee Verte) Absinthe. I use it to relax but I am beginning to suspect that I am visioning things untrue. A pontarlie...

By: Adagio | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 19 Jan 2016

FeloniousGooch69

- Recently married and now in their twilight cheering, he with a truss and she with her makeup smearing. Like shadows to gray, Zelda's fat ass blocked out the sun as it went to sleep on the horizon. In...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Jan 2016

Gravel In My Gurdy

- In the old days I raised my dick with an electric motor from an erector set, but now I had modernized. If you recall, "From Over The Pill." It takes a few minutes to connect the moped motor to the sta...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 07 Jan 2016

Over The Pill

- When we had first met, four weeks ago, Zelda had a case of bad hemorrhoids. A couple of days later as I was willfully treasure hunting in her anal cavities, I discovered autographed castanets by Xavie...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jan 2016

My first cougar

- It was a balmy March in 1970 when I first met her. There was a war on in Vietnam and I had recently received my letter to report for my induction physical. I still lived with my parents who belonged t...

By: asimov | Category: MILF | Score: 4.8| Added: 03 Jan 2016

Hurley

- I had struck-out with a eighty-three year old debutante down at the Moose Lodge. Her varicose veins looked as if a GPS system had crashed. Three weeks later we suffered the nuptials, followed by the...

By: Adagio | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 31 Dec 2015

I Saw Mommy Kissing Black Santa Claus

- One Christmas, our family, the Smith’s, were sitting around the fireplace drinking hot cocoa when the conversation turned to our recollections of Santa. We took turns sharing a story or two about the ...

By: Ping | Category: Flash Erotica | Added: 25 Dec 2015

Dirty Words

- Forgive me again for I have sinned,  Tapping my spigot in a most unkind way, Milking the goo with thoughts of you And paraphrasing dirty words. For I have your picture on the wall, Receiving...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 21 Dec 2015

Screen Time

- “6:01. They let us sleep in,” I commented to Charlotte, after the twins barreled into our room to let us know that it was time to wake up one Sunday morning. “Guys, you need more sleep,” Charlotte p...

By: oceanrunner | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 Dec 2015

Midnight Sex Buddy

- I have always liked camping as a family. I remember going many places as a kid and have been anxious to share that experience with my own family. This summer my wife and I decided we would pack the te...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Cheating | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 Dec 2015

How to Find True Love

- Try it, you might like it It’s really not so rough Once you get the hang of it And practice just enough To some, it’s second nature Others search the net Still others look to guidance books (Mine is...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Dec 2015

Shopping trips with Sherry

- Slowly, Sherry and I begin to become more than just friends. Sex is off limits because neither of us want the possibility of a child, STD's, etc. She has no problem visiting me and I am still getting ...

By: David929 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 07 Dec 2015

Santa’s Elf

- As I sit here on a cold Christmas Eve rocking my twins to sleep, I have to tell you a story. This is the story of my experience a year ago this very night. Whether it was a real, a dream or something ...

By: T9693 | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Dec 2015

A True Hero

- Much maligned, but he never complains. Works really hard, but the stigma remains. May not measure up. Most got him beat. He’s up to the challenge. Will weather defeat. He knows what he’s doing, so...

By: Ping | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 04 Dec 2015

Leave It To My Beaver - A 1950's Era Housewife's Fantasy

- It was a hot summer day and the boys were out in the garage working on their bicycles. I was in the house doing some of the seemingly endless vacuuming when in came Ethan Huffington, one of the neighb...

By: Master_Jonathan | Category: Humor | Added: 05 Dec 2015

Casual Encounter

- Finally, it was Friday night and now I had the rest of the weekend off. After working five twelve-hour days in a row I was beat, but I was also horny as hell. Normally I date women, hot women in fac...

By: AlexForemen | Category: Bisexual | Score: 4.6| Added: 27 Nov 2015

Camping with Friends - The Next Day

- My dear, sweet husband probably felt he was more hung-over than he actually was. He just couldn’t remember what happened and why he woke up with a sock stuck to his cock. This morning, he took a lon...

By: Ping | Category: Group Sex | Added: 25 Nov 2015

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

- If I were asked what my favorite things in life are, Christmas would be close to the top of the list. I just love Christmas. I love everything about it. The smell of a real pine tree, the music in the...

By: HotWife4U | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 23 Nov 2015

Sex Is A Mess

- Sex is a sticky, wet, copious, glorious mess. Deceived when younger by parents, Hollywood and hype. Copulating partners finish off, the female gets up to redress. She returns to her activities with...

By: Gillianleeeza | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 22 Nov 2015

More Fun Time With Sherry

- Days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months... As time marches on, Sherry and I see each other more often and our notes at the stores are replaced with the usual conversation of a customer and a...

By: David929 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 21 Nov 2015

The Oscar For The Best New Amateur Porn Star Is DANA

- After I gave Dana the new swimwear, I began taking pictures of her in the various suits. Dana told me that she was uncomfortable when I took pictures. She was afraid that someone would see the photos....

By: GrayGhost | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 21 Nov 2015

The Joke That Backfired - Part 2

- So I quickly hung up the phone after telling my son goodnight, not even caring that I didn’t get a chance to do that with Ken. All I cared about was concentrating on the top of Melanie’s head as I pre...

By: territeach | Category: Cheating | Score: 5| Added: 17 Nov 2015

Camping With Friends - Part 2 of 2

- It popped out! We were doing so well. We had great rhythm. Nate and I were close. We were ready to cum. And he fucking popped out. Nate slipped out, thrust between my legs, then in one full moti...

By: Ping | Category: Group Sex | Added: 15 Nov 2015

Camping With Friends - Part 1 of 2

- It was a terrific idea. A bunch of us hadn’t seen one another for years. After graduation, some found work in town. Some moved away for graduate studies or work. A few even started their careers overs...

By: Ping | Category: Group Sex | Added: 14 Nov 2015

First Time With Sherry

- I am generally a good judge of character and can tell who I can poke fun with and who to steer clear of. My house is in an area with very little traffic. On warm mornings I take walks down to a ski...

By: David929 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 09 Nov 2015

Salted Popcorn

- I was a senior in high school at the time. Even twenty seven years later, I can remember everything about that Friday night. Well, everything except the movie. It was June, 1988 and I had just aske...

By: Jasmine_x | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 03 Nov 2015

...doesn't make a story

- A hoot doesn't make a story, and it ain't a bad thing to be a troll. Let's just say, I have a tendency to be ugly and my focal point is my snout. I don't live beneath a rock or under a bridge, but I ...

By: Adagio | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 27 Oct 2015

Dante Abbracciavento PI: Find the man with the buckles on his shoes - Pt 3

- Welcome to Little Italy, Viv The next day, Leo made his way up to my office just before lunch time. He wanted to apologize to Viv. He had bought flowers for her. A dozen long stem roses.When V...

By: gilrenard | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 27 Oct 2015

Dante Abbracciavento PI: Find the man with the buckles on his shoes - Pt2

- Enter Viviana Vendetti The following Monday morning I had an interview for the secretary position I had advertised. Her name was Viviana Vendetti. She entered my office promptly at eleven A...

By: gilrenard | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 26 Oct 2015

Dante Abbracciavento PI: Find the man with the buckles on his shoes - pt1

- My name is Dante Abbracciavento. I’m a PI. Scratch that. I’m a Personal Security and Investigative Specialist. My secretary, or as she demands to be called Office Manager, decided on my new job title....

By: gilrenard | Category: Novels | Score: 4.9| Added: 25 Oct 2015

Bit Gauche

- I'm a little bit gauche when it comes to sticky wickets and my oversight, When a dead man's collar turns up and becomes stiff.  But I do play a mean calliope when the steam has built up in the boil...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 22 Oct 2015

The Tongue Stimulator

- Riley sat in the waiting room feeling awkward and embarrassed. What man would go to such lengths to satisfy his girlfriend, anyway? But there seemed no other alternative. He had always been able t...

By: benawriter | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 17 Oct 2015

"What A Feat!"

- By virtue of my warbling and prose, My penis-neat, straight up. "What a feat!" Like a stalk of corn Ready to shorn some pussy. And if the clit don't bite My cock will survive another nigh...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 16 Oct 2015

The Joke That Backfired

- It all started with a joke. I have to go out of town three times a year with my high school students for regional competitions in various technical fields. We have to have a proper teacher/student rat...

By: territeach | Category: Bisexual | Score: 5| Added: 07 Oct 2015

Denim In Oswego, Part 2

- It was before dawn in Oswego. Most citizens in their right mind were sleeping. Fester didn't know a mind from a hole in the ground. "I feel frisky, Earl." "My nom de plume, is Fester." "What doe...

By: Adagio | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 03 Oct 2015

Denim In Oswego

- I had just got my pecker caught in the chicken-coop door. It had been a non-typical day on my farm in Oswego. It started with the cockamamie rooster crowing off key at three in the morning. In real...

By: Adagio | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 01 Oct 2015

Lean Acres And Harpoons

- As any true southerner knows, there are places 'down yonder in Dixie', where the swamps never rise and the swamp chickens (frogs) croak off key. What happened to me, happened with my consent - even t...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 30 Sep 2015

Odd Fellow

- In my midlife boon without any remorse, all spruced up in my cock-corset ties, pillbox hat, blue menthol lyptus  and scented balls. Wishing it a clit with a concussion   and the heebie jeebies...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Sep 2015

Comfortably Numb Adventures: Company With a Purpose

- My name is Fred. Captain Fred sounds nice to me. I’m not actually a Captain, just a captain. I live on my sailboat, named ‘Comfortably Numb’, my retirement home in the Aegean Sea. Other stories in thi...

By: captainfred | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 29 Aug 2015

My Inner Goddess Is Left Speechless

- It had been a couple of months since Wayne Anderson had fucked me in front of my husband. While the thought still goes through my head often, it goes through Gigi’s much more often, which of course...

By: SheriPie | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 27 Aug 2015

Good Solution Part 2

- The last Laura knew about her Friday night out was the clock that read 10:18pm. The sheet around her sated body became a cocoon that carried her away to beyond the realms of reality. A place where tho...

By: Gallo | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.8| Added: 25 Jul 2015

Welcome to Canada Part 2

- I tuck you back into your pants and give you another kiss. Resting my head on your shoulder, you pull out of the parking lot and onto the highway, heading for your family's home. I promptly fall sound...

By: Gillianleeeza | Category: Anal | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Jul 2015

Ode de Love

- Let’s write of love And make sure it rhymes There aren’t many words It won’t take much time Love fits like a glove An oldie but goodie Love comes from above Like bird crap on your hoodie Of co...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jul 2015

Coffin House

- My memories fade to past As worms get fat on my epitaph Within my coffin house Beneath the grass As sun sets on my bones Whispering sayonara And there you lay against my stone  With ...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jul 2015

My Snafu

- Clearing my noggin of conscience and sins while knocking back jiggers of gin  and munching on peanuts and little stipends, as I scribed with my tongue on her chest  half a league onward from her l...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jul 2015

Wild Beavers

- Canadian boys know of this myth Beavers are such fun to play with Coming in many sizes and shapes Some have zones with landscapes Some all covered with hair Some of them totally bare Some hav...

By: Curiousoldcowboy | Category: Love Poems | Added: 05 Jul 2015

Marlee: Final Chapter

- The best way to learn a business is from the inside. The best way to take over a business is also from the inside. “Hi! My name is Marlee. That’s all you need to know. For the past two years I have...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 05

- Hello again! It's me, C.C. You know me. I ramrod a large part of a big-time banking operation. In my work, I buy up the worthless. I hire assistants to enhance it or repair it. Then I resell it for...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 22 Jun 2015

Last Issue

- Cancel me I've had my run I offer nothing new Between my glossy covers Little interests you You've been skimming over me For months and months, it seems Or leaving me abandoned While you do other th...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 04

- Marlee: Chapter 04 by MrDeep © Hello again! I'm C. C. If you read the prospectus in Chapter 03, then you know that I have brought a new asset – with the emphasis on ass – into my portfolio. W...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jun 2015

Comfortably Numb Adventures: Georgina

- My sailboat, ‘Comfortably Numb’, is my (early) retirement home. I'm based in the South Eastern Aegean Sea. I alternate between Greek Islands and the Turkish coast. Each has it's good points. The sou...

By: captainfred | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 18 Jun 2015

Training Cassiopeia - Chapter 5

- We spent the rest of the morning redoing the questionnaire and when it was typed and printed out, we’d compressed seven pages of questions into a single page of open-ended questions that the subject w...

By: elspeth | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Jun 2015

A Fun Camping Trip

- Friday had finally arrived, and Peter had the motor home pulled out. He and Jean were loading their gear to go to the lake for the weekend. Their friends Gregg and Susan were supposed to call, lettin...

By: kscorn079 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 03

- When it comes to trading whores, I am master. I like to be a black master to white women, too. Right now, I have two white whores. Their names are Marlee and her daughter, Sindi. I started with the wo...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.5| Added: 07 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 02

- Marlee: Chapter 02 by MrDeep © Hello again. If we haven't been introduced, I am C.C. I don't use my real name or where I work for security reasons. What do I do, you ask? I am an executiv...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4| Added: 06 Jun 2015

Marlee: Chapter 01

- I think it is time for me to tell about my conquest of another white woman. I have had many married white females, single white females, and divorced white females. I must say I prefer the married whi...

By: MrDeep | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.8| Added: 04 Jun 2015

Sarah Redux - Part Four

- I think we both woke about the same time on Saturday morning. The red mark on Sarah’s jaw line had turned black and blue, and was now more of a bruise than just a mark from the night before. Just by...

By: mike8253 | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 29 May 2015

A Boring job...ah heck, it's not boring anymore, Pt 3

- So, where was I? Ah, yes. I'd formed an agreement with my tenant, Suzy, to provide, ahem, sexual favors in lieu of rent. I'd been obsessed with this girl for months. So far, all I'd gotten out of he...

By: Digdog14 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4| Added: 18 May 2015