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Apple Pie

- “Cum for me, Baby,” the overly amorous young man whispered, as his one hand groped under his date’s cardigan, while his other curled its fingers past her wet panties and inside her tight, slippery sn...

By: Ping | Category: Mind Control | Score: 5| Added: 14 Dec 2017

North Pole Toy Production is Rising

- The union of Elf workers Local 6969 has signed a new five year contract with the Claus Industries with the option to extend the terms for a second five year period commencing immediately at conclusio...

By: 3FingerKelly | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Added: 08 Dec 2017

Hard Work Fuck

- Vanessa and Jaxon used to be great friends. She was a petite Puerto Rican girl, twenty-three with long blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. Jaxon was 6'2, half Haitian and half Creole with caramel s...

By: ohnoitsmo | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.4| Added: 02 Dec 2017

Good Morning, Baby

- It had been weeks since they were together. She was hungry, starving for him actually. The aroma was heavenly as the long, thick object of her desire enticed her. It was warm, swollen and the juices ...

By: ladyblue69 | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Nutcracker Sweet: Part 1 of 2

- The day began inauspiciously. It was just a simple power outage, nothing more, but not long after we’d gotten to work the place went dark. No light except what came from the windows and a few battery...

By: Stormdog | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 Dec 2017

Life's Apple Cart

- Be still my pulsing heart I am yet to depart Upsetting the impending apple cart With my matchbox box of dreams And my brand new cell phone  As a spiritual kiss punch my ticket To heaven's spirit...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 24 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot-Pt 2

- Visioned as a likeable being, with an appearance of a throwback to Cro-Magnon man. Often wearing his toupee sidesaddle on his head with a sideburn hanging down on his nose. His cock not very big, but...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 20 Nov 2017

Lessons Taught, Lessons Learned

- “You are one messed up little man, Bud!” She laughed, thinking I was joking, but I was not. Terri’s smile slowly faded when she realized I was serious. “No. I can’t. I won’t do it,” she said. “Ple...

By: Ping | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 11 Nov 2017

Horse Apples And A Crackpot

- As a child, I was touched by an anvil, because an angel is just to cliché. Having passed The Aunt Bea's School of Culinary Art, I could dress a hotdog in a bun twelve ways from a sundae. Opie would ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 05 Nov 2017

Just Like Old Times

- Three hours by air. Two string bikinis. One bottle of tequila. It was that simple. Her best friend had promised. For the brief time, a time away from their bittersweet lives, all things unhappy woul...

By: Ping | Category: MILF | Score: 5| Added: 24 Oct 2017

Late Night Interlude

- My bladder woke me late last night I had to go relieve my plight As I dried myself I thought of you Touching me there as you often do Then my fingers lingered longer Massaging e're a wee bit strong...

By: lynnwitt | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part Two

- The day had been slow, with small variances. It varied in only the way it can when you work part-time as a grocery clerk. The hours passed on meaninglessly, where the only excitement was the daily oc...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 15 Oct 2017

Matthew’s Choice - A Halloween Story

- Matt is invited to what is guaranteed to be the best Halloween party of his life. His friend has promised that this will be his last night as a virgin. But there’s a catch. In this case the Devil is...

By: The_Technician | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 08 Oct 2017

Rooftop Dreams

- The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 04 Oct 2017

A Demon on Maple Street - Part 1

- Jill had tried this a few times before, always losing her nerve out of fright. But the first time she tried to conjure the demon, she was seized by disbelief and terror as the void appeared. It shimm...

By: Northerngentleman | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 26 Sep 2017

Confessions - The Camping With Friends Story

- ~ ~ ~ Confessions is a series based on people who have secretly cheated on their partner or spouse. All stories are true but names and events may be altered for reasons of privacy and creative li...

By: Ping | Category: True | Score: 5| Added: 18 Aug 2017

Traffic Tease

- “Hope you’ve done as I asked or you won’t get your surprise,” John said with a smirk as he gripped the steering wheel a little tighter. I was sitting in the passenger seat with my legs and arms cros...

By: MsDirtyLittleSecret | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 19 Jul 2017

Last Stop Bubbles: A Lost Blondie-Verse Tale, Part Three

- I. Jitterbug Stand clear, doors closing. “Ya think Sting ever really thought about all the unspoken moves behind Every Breath You Take ?” I don’t look up. I try to focus on getting this quic...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 29 Jun 2017

BBC In The Hospital

-   I was startled awake by a nurse poking around my body. My eyes squinted open and focused on a name tag with the name Betty. I cleared my throat as Betty lifted my bed upright. "How are you feelin...

By: Marcolease69 | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.1| Added: 01 Jun 2017

Space Camping

- We were far, far away, deep inside a neighboring galaxy. Our mission was to explore and discover, chart the uncharted, and identify and exploit any resources that we deemed valuable for us back home....

By: Ping | Category: Monster Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 May 2017

Right on Q

- There were never such lovers as Quentin and Queenie, Her in stilettos, and him in his beanie. Quentin was Master in bed and in life, Queenie was a shy, obedient wife. Two people so different, yet...

By: Misty63 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 0| Added: 25 May 2017

Just Jack and Jerk, Your Special Perk

- The time has come to end the day With jerking off and hand held play. When lacking needed lovers sweet, It's time to jack your own hard meat. So go ahead and pull him out, He's yours to use without...

By: Green_Man | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 28 Apr 2017

It Don't Rain In Arizona

- slippery_fingers: "What do you do for fun, and could you spread your pussy open?" Taffy: "Like this!" slippery_fingers: "That's nice."     Taffy: "Happy it meets your approval." * I was whoring ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 20 Apr 2017

First Things First

- Entering the hotel atrium, I walked quickly past the front desk, figuring that if I didn't swing my arms I might be rendered nearly invisible, as if they fucking cared who I was or why I'd be there a...

By: ConBrio | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 19 Apr 2017

Honey Bunny

-     Funny, You're NOT the bunny that I had in mind. I've been dreaming of a bunny of a different kind.   A sexy honey bunny with a tight and cute behind, is what I have been praying for wor...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Apr 2017

Bras and Panties

-     Black bra and panties on the floor. Lord, who's that knocking on my door? A lovely maiden - sweet and fine, who wants to be my concubine.   Can't help myself - she smells so good,  and ta...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Apr 2017

The Lady of the House

- Ray and I started dating shortly after my divorce. I’d been working for Victoria’s Secret Catalog so not only did I have an amazing forty percent discount on purchases, but I was also privileged to h...

By: gypsygyrl | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 02 Apr 2017

Cockshock, Chapter 1

- Reginald Woodrow Buttress felt the deep throb before he opened his eyes. It was the same every goddamn morning and lasted all day, every day. A boner so big and hard you could club an elephant with i...

By: Emerson501 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 15 Mar 2017

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

- Till the nineteenth year of my life, my conscious history with female breasts had no chapters to tell. If life were a sum total of fantasy and reality, this would consist entirely of the former, ent...

By: vauntaray | Category: First Time | Score: 4| Added: 05 Mar 2017

A Wife Spontaneously Shares Her Husband

- By way of introduction, let me point out that we are both African-American and were living in Washington, DC at that time this took place. We are no longer together, but my ex-wife and I are "almost"...

By: TexasEagle | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.7| Added: 23 Feb 2017

Asphalt And Fescue

- I didn't even know her name, but she would hustle and fuck suitors on top of a picnic table. She would ride cocks like Annie Oakley. In those days, you would deliver her a pizza and give her a wink. ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 02 Feb 2017

Lushie Christmas

- All the elves are worried when Vixen returns alone while Santa is out on his deliveries. Later in the night his sleigh is spotted, but is flying erratically with only the seven reindeer. Santa lands...

By: meredith | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 01 Feb 2017

Tut

- I watched the dark colored BMW pull up to the gas pumps.  A young man got out, slid his credit card into the slot, punched some keys and started filling his car. He was surprised when Benny came out ...

By: Taggerdoo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 30 Jan 2017

Making new friends pt. 1

- It was spring and the start of a new semester when Nathaniel and I were walking around the campus, checking out the new arrivals. We spent the morning watching all the hullabaloo with new students mo...

By: BattleRavyn | Category: College Sex | Score: 5| Added: 11 Jan 2017

Shercock Holmes and the Case of the Haunted Attic

- His fingers dug into her fleshy hips as his cock slipped between her thighs. Her tightness gripped his shaft as her back arched as he entered her. Joan could not help but moan as Holmes invaded her m...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 04 Jan 2017

The Writer and The Wretch

- When Dobbin awoke from the unfortunate and dizzying nap that had assailed him on Christmas Eve, he found himself extremely pleased. It took him two minutes to figure out the reason behind this unexp...

By: vauntaray | Category: First Time | Score: 4.5| Added: 30 Dec 2016

Cuck Ho Ho Holded by Santa

- “Honey this is fucking stupid.  You’re twenty-seven.  Definitely too old to be leaving Santa cookies and milk,” Richard lectured with a smirk. Jennifer had baked chocolate chip cookies, what she bel...

By: ballstothewall | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.4| Added: 28 Dec 2016

Bernie's House Of Bangers

- Bernie's House of Bangers Bernie's House of Bangers was a little, all-night diner on the corner of Riverside and Grove. It might as well have been on the corner of 'Nowhere' and 'Get Lost' for all ...

By: Milik_the_Red | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 27 Dec 2016

Shercock Holmes, Private Investigator..1

- It was a foggy morning in the small Atlanta suburb of London. Joan, walked down the wet sidewalk to Holmes's house. As she opened the squeaky gate, she noticed one dim light coming from the office ar...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 21 Dec 2016

Never Ever More

- I remember when my pecker was like iron And it could split a log But never ever more  Now it's just a piece of gristle   With two balls in a sack   I remember when you would blow it like a whist...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 18 Dec 2016

'Twas a Night to Remember

- 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the place, Not a creature was stirring but the girl on my face; Her stockings were thigh-high of black negligeé Her teddy was thin and her makeup risq...

By: Belthazor | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 Dec 2016

Incubi Lover

- The nightstand beside my bed burst into orange and red flame, followed by the sound of a four car pileup. "Oh damn, I'm late! I'd better get going and see what Administration wants now." Please allo...

By: Taggerdoo | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Dec 2016

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

- Around nine o’clock in the evening, Kara and her girlfriends made their way from the dining room table to the living room. She was pleased with how her party was going. When she had volunteered to hol...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 08 Dec 2016

A Visit From Nicholas

- Twas the night before New Years, When all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Not even my spouse. His clothes were all packed in a suitcase with care, And he and his bag were traveling...

By: Dirtywriter58 | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Dec 2016

Cum As You Are

- My car was filled with the musky fragrance of your most intimate self as I withdrew my fingers from your spent pussy, raising them to my mouth to extract your sweet, warm nectar. As we sat in a dark ...

By: ConBrio | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 24 Nov 2016

Tonight's The Night

- I got my saddle, off I ride. I'll have my baby by my side. Tonight's the night I've waited for, my insides shaking to the core. We'll talk of nonsense, weather, too; about tomorrow...what we'll do....

By: grghrn | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Nov 2016

The Misunderstanding

- My love and I were bathing in my heart shaped, o'er sized tub... I squeezed her breasts and held her tight and tweaked a little nub... I tried to tell her how I felt- of love I had for her. Somehow...

By: grghrn | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 Nov 2016

Our Voices, So Sweet...

- With doors secured, windows locked, and curtains unfolded to bar any patch of light from entering, I sat in the middle of my room. My attention was focused on the film. As there was no source of light...

By: Centifolia | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 12 Oct 2016

First Experience

- Hi, my name is Anna Maria, although I am older now but back when I was twenty I had been masturbating solo for many years and wanted a vibrator of my very own, but had no way of obtaining one. I did n...

By: KJessica | Category: Toys | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Oct 2016

Mr. B - Chapter Two - Small Talk

- Sounds of youthful activity surrounded Frank Bradley. His black dress shoes were anchored a foot away from a flat reddish-brown tarmac race track. Tufts of rough grass spread out about the ground, dri...

By: OmnislashXX | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 04 Oct 2016

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Shopping List

- Carie was in the bathroom brushing her teeth when she heard it. Thump! Thump! Thump! She paused and frowned. Holding the electric toothbrush in her mouth, she switched it off to be sure the nois...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Toys | Score: 5| Added: 02 Oct 2016

Never-Ending Romance: A Sonnet

- The world has recognized the love I feel And so they wonder at my constant sighs. They know I love my lover, that's for real, And weep whene'er I win, then lose, the prize. I simply must believe they...

By: Green_Man | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 29 Sep 2016

Kiss My Cunt

- Lying on the bed, Watching you dress, I open my mouth and speak quite blunt, Before you go, kiss my cunt. It’s warm and wonderful, So sweet and so juicy, I know you wanna lick, It won’t take long, I’...

By: MollyDoll | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 Sep 2016

My Recurring Lush Nightmare

- "Chris!" With that exuberant syllable I drop the packages just inside the front door and start to rush toward my adorable boyfriend who isn't supposed to be here until tomorrow, but something in his f...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Sep 2016

An Inappropriate Office Rumor

- Office rumors are really the worst People think they see things Sometimes they can't be reversed A rumor or perhaps an office fling I was on my cell phone  My secretary was filing She supposedly suc...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 13 Sep 2016

The Sample

- The heavy door of the examining room closed and latched with a sharp ker-clack as the nurse exited hastily. I know that they have to gather all of that information, I thought, but it just seemed a ...

By: ConBrio | Category: Seduction | Score: 5| Added: 09 Sep 2016

I Vont Yu Soggy Foxy Box

- What scholars know about vampires, would not fill a thimble. Some say we are born of sorcery, while others think of the Mad Hatter. The only real relevance being, we are among the maddening crowd. Shr...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 07 Sep 2016

All In The Mind

- “Why do you keep asking me the same question?" he said. “I always give the same answer.” “I know,” she said, “but it bothers me. I married you. I like being with you. I like making love to you. Yo...

By: Whitebeard | Category: Cuckold | Score: 4.8| Added: 01 Sep 2016

I Vont Yu Beef Curtains

- To a different audience I address these words. From my memory. Its not for those with stardust on their nose, or Harry Potter in their thank tank fields.Vampiring has plagued our ancestors for million...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 31 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Icing Squeezer

- Ambrogio, the immortal, had made Adum and Evelyn in his own image. I changing my name to Ezekiel, and Evelyn now a dishwater blond, working at a carwash in Greenland. The darken night, shrouded by ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 27 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Tureen

- I vampire, (Ezekiel) a living dead body. Contradictory, but so am I. Although, I have an odorous musk about my flesh. My personality is that of gentleman in full control of his sanity. Some referring ...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 24 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Gummy Bear

- Those who belonged to the social elite, engaged in some sort of religious mumbo-jumbo. Those who did not, were persecuted as heretics. And those who died violently by fire or at the stake, were deem...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 18 Aug 2016

The Man Room

- On business trips to a major city I visited every six weeks, one of my delights was to visit a gay action bar, called ‘The Hague.’ The owner was of Dutch origin, hence the name. It was a very enjoyabl...

By: Tuppie | Category: Gay Male | Score: 4.3| Added: 17 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Devils On Horseback

- What we as Vampires understand, mortality is not for the offspring of a common man. The everyday two-footer has no soul, for they will wilt your heart with lies, then grin. The history of the renaissa...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 15 Aug 2016

One Stop Solo

- Awake me from my last sleep While I rest on pillow-down Anointing me with your love Before the cataracts blind me Dimming the lights as I gasp So that I can see you As my breath becomes s...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 14 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Hoppin' John

- In quest of moans and sighs, pussy and thighs, I share the tale of forbiddance, from a poetic vampire such as I. Things in the past have happen, without rhyme or reason. With my conscience (an agnosti...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 09 Aug 2016

Just A Few From Me to You to Shake away the love stuck blues

- ISN'T EVERY BODY DOING IT We do it in the garden, In the bushes - In the shed, In the attic - In the cellar, On the floor & On the bed, On the dinner table, WHAT A LOVELY SPREAD! While the wine's fe...

By: StraponSlave69 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Aug 2016

I Vont Yu Blahod

- Once upon a time, when God painted the world, and it was still wet. You didn't have to stand in line or pay taxes. There were no Homo sapiens or cars, menopause or strips bars. It was all BC... before...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 04 Aug 2016

A Good Samaritan

- I’ve always been one of those people who likes to help others. It doesn’t matter whether I know the person or not. Occasionally, I get rewarded, but not often. Just a thank you or a nice smile is enou...

By: PA_Mike | Category: Cheating | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jun 2016

While I Steal A kiss

- Oh! What mortals you and I  With poetic elocution  Before the fat lady sings As she warbles off key  On a symphony's love song Breathing scent of flowers And wild weeds at lusty hours  Feeling war...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 15 Jun 2016

Chill Pill

- “We got a problem, Boss,” whispered Roland, into my ear. Glaring at the interruption, I sighed and pushed back from the conference table. Quietly, I slipped from the gathering of clients and follow...

By: ClarkRoberts | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 May 2016

The Chat Whisperer

- Shauna's desktop screen flashed the message notification "Mail for LuvShauna" from someone in her circle, interrupting her train of thought. To her pleasant surprise the sender was SexyBrit22, with wh...

By: FirstBlush | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 May 2016

Sexual Telepathy

- I retired the very day I turned sixty-two, that was several months ago now. I’m lucky to have a few good buds from work that I frequently talk to, but I do miss the guys. Yesterday a few of us met a...

By: AlexForemen | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 5| Added: 14 May 2016

Mother's Day

- It was Mother’s Day. I know it’s been almost a week since but I had been so busy that the time to tell you all about it just slipped into the activities of the week. These things happen and we never ...

By: Gallo | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 12 May 2016

Mrs Robinson Crusoe

- Mrs Robinson Crusoe stood upon her own little isle, Wondering what had happened to that cute little smile. She had not seen her mister since the boat was wrecked. Two years it’d been since Mister wash...

By: Trystin715 | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 29 Apr 2016

The Cable Slave Chapter 6 – The Clock

- The phone rang, and there was the familiar voice again. ‘You will receive two packages today. The first is an earpiece for the phone. You are to keep it in at all times so that I can speak to you im...

By: Whitebeard | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.5| Added: 28 Apr 2016

Exhibitionists In An Apartment Building

- A horny man stands in his window He's naked and stroking his cock This will begin his intro It's already ten o'clock Exhibitionism is what he does This is what makes him tick Always careful of the f...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 24 Mar 2016

Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc: Part 2

- I felt my right nut slip from Stella's lips as she released it and moved to the left, suctioning that one in for the same tongue bath she’d just completed on the right one. Her hand continued to slide...

By: Stormdog | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.9| Added: 25 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter Three - Snorkel and Grass

- When George got home from the party, he took a nice hot shower. He wore his Loretta Lynn wig, but had a Green Bay Packer football helmet on also. He didn't want to lose the curls. The top of his helme...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Anal | Added: 23 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter Two - Caterwauling

- As in life, there are many ups and downs. George's bedroom was upstairs and down the hall was the guest room to where Pamela was staying. That’s where you’ll find him now. It was only thirty minutes a...

By: Adagio | Category: Oral Sex | Added: 20 Mar 2016

Two Princesses and a Pea

- Sarah had a healthy sense of humor, but she had nearly reached her limit. When the toady, hunched groom referred to her as 'another of those blasted princesses', she couldn't help but grin. And when t...

By: Burquette | Category: Lesbian | Score: 5| Added: 19 Mar 2016

The Story About George - Chapter One - Hot Pants

- George Smart was just your average seventeen year old. He was kind of quirky and a virgin. He was looking to lose his virginity, but hadn't really had any offers. George had a lot to learn and needed ...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: First Time | Added: 16 Mar 2016

Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc.

- I’d interviewed for my new job just over a week ago. At the time, I’d assumed that it was probably one of the strangest days I would ever have in my life, but I was hired and that’s what mattered. I ...

By: Stormdog | Category: Hardcore | Score: 4.9| Added: 09 Mar 2016

Fuck off, please.

- How I loathe you. I was fine, I had accepted my fate. I accepted a life of merely existing, decades ago. It was unnerving to plunge that dagger in my heart. I thought I had murdered it. Sure, ...

By: Gil_Renard | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Mar 2016

Raised Amicably

- Before the five for a quarter on the juke, and before many rolls of fence wire. In my post Sammy Kaye days, while attending Dartmouth College, I took up muscle toning. Usually several times a day, I w...

By: Adagio | Category: Fetish | Added: 17 Feb 2016

In the Boardroom

- Flannelled grey skirt suit And stockinged legs, With black high heels. To her bed, she begged. Taking notes of important trivia, In pursuit of the highest position, In a man’s world dominated by Dick...

By: LarsKaiden | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 12 Feb 2016

On The Way To St. Paul (Top's My Ala Mode)

- On the road to St. Paul, highway sixty-five, I pulled into a truck stop just north of Louisville,  and got out my atlas. There I met a zephyr... a zephyr named Desire, she was kindling fires among e...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 31 Jan 2016

Somebody's Got To Do It, Part 3

- I shouldn't bitch. I really have nothing to bitch about. I'm just feeling a little exhausted, and rightly so. I'm burning my candle from both ends and so my dick is sore and my ass is killing me. Like...

By: oldhippie1949 | Category: Mature | Score: 4.5| Added: 27 Jan 2016

Arcane's Achoo

- My words at times may seem arcane, Before the call to 911 came, But I am the one to blame of my chosen core, The indigenous harp of the glockenspiel wheel. My mind's disclaimer as your tits lie...

By: Adagio | Category: Love Poems | Added: 24 Jan 2016

Coal Tar And Ben-Gay

- Lately I have been suffering bouts of insomnia and started a love affair with ( La Fee Verte) Absinthe. I use it to relax but I am beginning to suspect that I am visioning things untrue. A pontarlie...

By: Adagio | Category: Supernatural | Added: 19 Jan 2016

FeloniousGooch69

- Recently married and now in their twilight cheering, he with a truss and she with her makeup smearing. Like shadows to gray, Zelda's fat ass blocked out the sun as it went to sleep on the horizon. In...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 09 Jan 2016

Gravel In My Gurdy

- In the old days I raised my dick with an electric motor from an erector set, but now I had modernized. If you recall, "From Over The Pill." It takes a few minutes to connect the moped motor to the sta...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 07 Jan 2016

Over The Pill

- When we had first met, four weeks ago, Zelda had a case of bad hemorrhoids. A couple of days later as I was willfully treasure hunting in her anal cavities, I discovered autographed castanets by Xavie...

By: Adagio | Category: Humor | Added: 04 Jan 2016

My first cougar

- It was a balmy March in 1970 when I first met her. There was a war on in Vietnam and I had recently received my letter to report for my induction physical. I still lived with my parents who belonged t...

By: asimov | Category: MILF | Score: 4.8| Added: 03 Jan 2016

Hurley

- I had struck-out with a eighty-three year old debutante down at the Moose Lodge. Her varicose veins looked as if a GPS system had crashed. Three weeks later we suffered the nuptials, followed by the...

By: Adagio | Category: Flash Erotica | Added: 31 Dec 2015

Dirty Words

- Forgive me again for I have sinned,  Tapping my spigot in a most unkind way, Milking the goo with thoughts of you And paraphrasing dirty words. For I have your picture on the wall, Receiving...

By: Adagio | Category: Erotic Poems | Added: 21 Dec 2015

Midnight Sex Buddy

- I have always liked camping as a family. I remember going many places as a kid and have been anxious to share that experience with my own family. This summer my wife and I decided we would pack the te...

By: Crossfire307 | Category: Cheating | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 Dec 2015

How to Find True Love

- Try it, you might like it It’s really not so rough Once you get the hang of it And practice just enough To some, it’s second nature Others search the net Still others look to guidance books (Mine is...

By: LaylaJune | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Dec 2015

Shopping trips with Sherry

- Slowly, Sherry and I begin to become more than just friends. Sex is off limits because neither of us want the possibility of a child, STD's, etc. She has no problem visiting me and I am still getting ...

By: David929 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 07 Dec 2015

Santa’s Elf

- As I sit here on a cold Christmas Eve rocking my twins to sleep, I have to tell you a story. This is the story of my experience a year ago this very night. Whether it was a real, a dream or something ...

By: T9693 | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 4.8| Added: 07 Dec 2015