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The Barista

A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to naughty fun at home.

I’ve been using my local coffee shop for years. I was a patron long before my accident. Unfortunately, I now needed to walk with a stick permanently, which made carrying a tray loaded with coffee and a sandwich or a slice of something delicious something...

Oh Come, Let Us Adore Him

The Monty Python influence is strong in this one...

“It seems to me,” muttered Balthazar as he stirred the teapot, “That gold, frankincense, and myrrh are pretty stupid gifts to bring a ten-day-old baby. Why don’t we get him a stuffed camel or a rattle or something like that? Something he might actually en...

Purity Ritual

Oh vicar! Are you sure we should be doing this?

Richard Smallbone arrived as vicar of the village of Sodbury in January. He was young and unmarried and did shorter sermons than his predecessor. However, it was the purification ritual that he carried out for a small fee that really won the hearts of som...

Beautiful, Sexy, Silly

Passionate sex in the car after a date at the county fair.

In rural Pennsylvania, the county fair is still a big deal. Most counties in coal country still have them. It's understood that most kids are going to skip school to go to the fair, so they shorten the school day that Friday to accommodate. Coincidentally...

Fuck It, Let's Get Waffles!

Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day...

Valentine's Day. My favorite day of the year. I watched as the beams from the headlights broke through the trees and rested behind a large coal car covered in graffiti. Valentine's Day never disappoints. I smiled wide, a grinning lunatic. They made this t...

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Moving Day For Molly: Part Two

After Rick helps Molly move, Molly puts the moves on Rick during their first date.

Molly had just moved into her new apartment mere blocks from where she worked. It was small and cozy. After a weekend of unpacking, she was finally starting to feel at home. She thought about Rick a lot that weekend. He wasn't someone she planned on datin...

Moving Day For Molly

Molly needs help moving and she pays with a leg shaking blowjob.

Molly was the kind of girl most of the guys in the office liked but few would ever pursue. She wasn't the kind of sexy, never single, girl next door that drew the eyes of her coworkers. She was quiet, mousy, one could say, and a little curvy. She lived al...

Hayden and the Moon Maiden

Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart.

“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She wasn’t in any year after that. “G...

Palms Palms Palms

Trevor wants to fuck Kate who wants to fuck Erin who love’s watching Trevor fail… until he doesn’t.

Erin loves her husband but Trevor can be so goddamn exhausting. When her friend Kate visits, however, she gets some relief. The attention Trevor gives Kate would worry many wives. In Kate’s presence, it’s as if Erin disappears but she quite likes being a...

The Busy Husband

Dave gets caught up doing things around the house and doesn't notice who his wife is doing.

Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck.  [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If you do, I ask that...

Panting on Saturday

A morning I lived up to the title of bitch.

My tongue felt swollen and dry as a bone. I probably could have slept longer had that sensation not banged loudly against my mind to address. Not a preferred way to wake up. Groaning internally as my sweat coated covers clung to me I adjusted so I could r...