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Little Shop Of Whores

A young man is seduced by an alien plant into taking over a strip joint/BDSM den.

Eerie Music and Ominous Narration: “In an early year of a decade not too long before our own, humanity suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in a most unlikely place ...”...

Fuck It, Let's Get Waffles!

Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day...

Valentine's Day. My favorite day of the year. I watched as the beams from the headlights broke through the trees and rested behind a large coal car covered in graffiti. Valentine's Day never disappoints. I smiled wide, a grinning lunatic. They made this t...

Aurora

holiday wishes and desires are never as simple as they first appear

The frigid, glacial cold slithers in through every pore in her body as she steps naked from the Jacuzzi. Then it slaps her full in the face, a stinging blow that reminds her of a nasty little French godmother that didn’t tolerate sneaking Macarons past be...

Black Bottle Blues

A new way to cope

I never really planned on spending my last few hours on this fucked up planet in another pub, an empty .45 colt on the dark cherry wood of the bar, a half drunk bottle of whiskey shining in the dim light, five years sober down the can. The bartender had n...