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The Bacchanalian Threesome That Cancelled Christmas; Rudolph Roasted Too!!

The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print

“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed. Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted;...

Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 1

In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her beauty glorious and, surely, unsurpassable. “...