Dear Will, Long time no see. I hope you're in the pink. It's ages since we got together for a drink. We need to have some urgent talks about your play. 'Twas long ago, your last one saw the light of day. And once we've finished business, we can raise some...
“Shakespeare's a paedophile, Miss.” Joolz was struggling to keep her class under control. “He is not!” “But Miss, that line about my child not seeing fourteen years. Doesn’t that mean that Juliet was only thirteen when she shagged Romeo?” The rest of the...
“Back soon, mbak!” I called towards the kitchen. “Jalan-jalan?” – “Going for a walk?” came Sri’s voice, amid the clatter of pans and the scent of terasi and lemon grass. “Is that OK?” I asked. “Of course: Ningsih can help me with supper. Be back by sunset...
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Teri "Going over Dawn's today?" Aunt Denise asks without looking up from the newest Uncle Henry's classifieds. The overhead kitchen bulb shimmers in her teacup and burnishes her auburn topknot. Framed in the window is one of those typical maritime days wh...
“And that will be all for today guys.” Lisa addressed the group of students cheerfully, making sure to smile and nod at each one reassuringly.“Make she you look over the poems we discussed, especially you Dagon.” She awkwardly smiled at the gigantic wall...
A morning dawns, of loving passion bright warm kisses stroke most gently you awake. Sweetest stirring draws you to the light and lays down gifts you never hold or take. By love's pull drawn, you follow worship’s song that praises your sweet scent with gif...
Let me tell you a story about two young lovers, A tragic love story, been told by many others. The servants of Montague, and of Capulet, Fought for their Masters, sometimes until death. Escalus warned them not to breach the peace again, Or he would see to...
If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through;See what a rent...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas dared to touch...
The maiden's horse galloped through tall green grass withal speed and finesse en route to the Prince's castle. Aloof bareback, her dress flowed carelessly in the wind as her horse pressed the green blades withal his clod hooves. Withal the sun's rays at h...
I won’t compare you to a summer’s day like Shakespeare did when wooing his true love, nor say impediments won’t mar the way our two minds meet or obstacles won’t shove our hearts apart and what we share won’t alter. And though I’m old enough to be your fa...
