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Size Discrimination

- Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hard...

By: BradleyStoke | Category: College Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 10 Jun 2014

The Crack of Dawn

- Me and Dawn was both born 'n raised in Hooterville. We never dated, though. We'd just hang out with our friends at the Tasty-Freeze and stuff. We was always "Just Friends." You know, the kind of frie...

By: tom8o | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 20 May 2014

Fifty Shades Of Gaye

- This is ridiculous, now the boss has every girl in the department hard at it. He's getting desperate and I can scarcely believe what he's paying them all to do... trawling the Internet in search of a...

By: steffanie | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jan 2014

Three Vampire Night

- The sun went down. Lenore crawled from her shallow grave, listless and hungry. At the same time, Lord Varlock rose from the coffin in his castle crypt, driven from the dreamless sleep of death by a ...

By: TamLin | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4| Added: 23 Oct 2013

Cum Slut Whore

- I was 18 when I discovered boys, Before that, I'd used only toys. Justin was the first for me, On the sofa after tea. I took his cock, gave it a suck, Not ready yet for a proper fuck. I was read...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Jun 2013

Recommended Reed

- Reed is a lover, a bounder, a rake, Where hearts are wanting, he’s there on the take.  In low conversations of hearts in need,  Whispered enquiries: “Have you tried Reed?”  Effortless grace and bound...

By: overmykneenow | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 29 May 2013

Attention Whores

- Step away Step aside It is I Who is walking by Be on service And shrink away . Step aside Let me through No, from you I don't percieve, You might guessed just right, Disobedience is a bad ...

By: She | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.6| Added: 28 Apr 2013

Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)

- When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very shor...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Nov 2012

Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can't think why!)

- If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 26 Nov 2012

My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

- BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 25 Nov 2012

Nightmare Butt-Fuck Song

- When you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Nov 2012

For she is a pure cum slut

- Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 22 Nov 2012

Three little sluts who drool‏

- Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we se...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 21 Nov 2012

A polite man's wife is not a happy one

- When dealing with sexual frustration (frustration) Because wifely duties are not done. (are notdone) When the better half blames menstruation, (menstruation) A polite man knows what ...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 17 Nov 2012

Opera with a nice ring to it

- Blessed bare on the enchanted summit. What lies there? Puss-puss or somewhat. How delightful is this glimmering sight! Breasts heaving in that armour tight. Siegfried is taken by amorous fits. The ar...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Nov 2012

The very model of an immodest maid in general

- I am not a good example of young ladies of this century. My peers say I am much too fey and not what I am meant to be. I eschew Fox News and biased views because I am all too smart To fa...

By: BIC | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 14 Nov 2012

Disciplining Frank Leigh

- This story only available on Lush Stories. Dedicated to a humble man and a lovely friend. It isn’t every day one wins the chance to meet one’s favourite writer, and the women of certain lusty circl...

By: Shylass | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 29 Jun 2012 Audio version available

Totally Unacceptable

- Dedication: This story is just a bit of fun and is respectfully dedicated to all the tireless story checkers on Lush, whose hard work makes this site possible and who have to put with rubbish like th...

By: overmykneenow | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.8| Added: 26 Sep 2011 Editor's Pick

Bag of Lush all sorts

- Anal “You like that, don’t ya Fugs, hey?” asked Eric. “You like a big cock going deep in that sweet tight little puckered up ass?” “You know I do, Babe,” I said between thrusts. “But, do yo...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 08 Sep 2011 Editor's Pick

Bag of tricks

- CHAPTER ONE: The sensual erotic love story continues "Hello Fugs," said Mr Noodle Cock, as I gently pushed and pulled his pee hole to make him talk, "I am not in a very good mood today, in fac...

By: Fugly | Category: BDSM | Added: 05 May 2011

Edwina Pussy Arm

- Cool crisp air filled the room as Kyle opened the window. There was a distant sound of birds chirping. To him, they sounded as a big brass band. The flowers were beginning to bloom, showing off their ...

By: Jillicious | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 17 Mar 2011

Bagoween

- I couldn't believe what the fuck was happening. There was Eric, proud as punch with his cock shoved in some slut's mouth, occasionally glancing over at me with a ' Wow, look at me, I'm getting head ' ...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 06 Oct 2010

The Paper Bag Girl

- Have you ever been in a position where your sexual desires totally over-ruled your sensibility? Where you knew it was wrong, but oh boy, it feel so right, so multi-orgasmic right? Well, tonight was on...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 27 Sep 2010

The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam

-   Sam was startled — and annoyed — by the blaring of a car horn while he sat parked along with a thousand other drivers on Interstate 5. What exactly did this genius expect to accomplish by honking h...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 Aug 2010 Audio version available Editor's Pick