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Pretense Part 2

Brother and sister continue their sexy charade

"No," Annie pleaded sleepily as Jake attempted to peel his half-naked sister off his lap. "Stay with me." "Oh, Annie, I gotta go to sleep." He'd really had his mind settled on jerking off. It would be an acceptable consolation. "Sleep with me," Annie begg...

Sister Agnes Goes To Heaven

Sister Agnes, a virgin nun, dies and goes to a heavenly place where sex is required.

The spirit of Sister Agnes met a bearded, white-robed figure with a benevolent smile standing just outside the pearly gates. "Saint Peter?" she asked. She was wearing the same kind of white robe which, frankly, was a bit thin and translucent for her taste...

Hindsight

A self-deprecating trip down dolorous memory lane

Do you know those moments when your entire being is pushing you to test the boundaries, chase the excitement, explore these uncharted waters of unprecedented thrill? Let me just tell you that I have an innate talent of, sometimes deliberately, self-sabota...

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A day in the life…

Pick me, pick me! Yea! A whole day luxuriating in her warm, snug nest! Wheee—down to the ankles we go! Must be pee-pee time. Lovely view! Oops—missed a few drips! No problem. I’m cotton—nice and absorbent! What’s happening now? She’s getting excited! Real...

Is your pussy busy, Baby?Do you use it every day?Is it taking on all comersOr turning some away?Is your pussy ready, Baby?I know you never keep it locked,You like it fully loaded,And always keep it cocked.So I hope it’s keeping busy,Getting action every d...