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Silenced By Sir

He effortlessly zips my lips.

"You ever think about the ultimate adrenaline rush?" I asked him as we navigated the bustling street. "Imagine renting a motorbike and weaving through this chaos, trying to stay in one piece." His gaze burned with a seductive intensity. "You want to know...

MILF

Am I a MILF?

As I walk by a bunch of seniors with my hound in the park next to the high school, a boy yells, "Nice dog, ma'am!" "Ma'am?" I think, amused. I'm not that old! "Beautiful. Just like the owner," chimes in another, grinning. I almost feel sorry for the girls...

Jacob & Lynn #1 "An Unexpected Late Valentine"

The Perfect Gift That keeps on Giving

Welcome to the "Break Room Bar." It is a local meeting place and watering hole. My name is Jacob, and I am one of the owners of this fine establishment. Most of our clientele are older locals who like to let their hair down, have a few drinks, and have a...

Julia And Her Friends

She used her powers only for Good.

Julia had big breasts. She had melons, bazongas, and just plain big big ones. And she was so tired of it all. For today, she was the object of yet another fight between two guys over which one she supposedly "belonged" to. At this point, there were two bl...

Unsafe Word

A light, spooky humour about a young woman's first submission before All Hallows.

Blazing in Halloween lust fever, warm and sticky juices dripped on my thighs as my first Dom plundered deep and hard into my cave of wanton desire. His heavy hands gripped my hips, spanking stronger. His humongous member thrust like an angry piston until...

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Silver Linings

Sir makes light of a dye-saster.

Desiring a dramatic switch-up, I dyed my platinum locks black. Gazing at the ghastly gray-green result, tears flowed. Sir, trying to comfort me, joked, "Well, no need for a wig at the costume party!" Sobbing, I retorted, "I'm the spitting image of a witch...

Eunice's Natural Vibe

A resentful wife discovers a new and natural vibratot at night.

Mikey was knackered and dozed off after dinner. He didn't notice Eunice's new haircut and the purple lingerie that she bought. She had been excitedly horny since morning, only to be disappointed. After cleaning, she went to bed and pleasured herself while...

Chasing Diamond

A friendship based on a perfect storm of kinks and fetishes.

"Gentlemen, put your hands together for our next beauty -- Diamond!" The sporadic applause throughout the crowded room told Martin Finch he alone knew who the next dancer taking the stage was. He leapt up, moving quickly through the crowded room past drun...

Bigger Is Better

I finally met his boss, and the ride home was quite pleasurable.

"How do you like my boss?" Sir inquires as we are on our way home from lunch with his boss. "He seems cool, though we barely talked because you were discussing business. I'm pretty sure the only thing he thinks about me is how hot I am," I joke, feigning...

Full Bloom

Timing is everything.

As Sir opens the front door, his hungry eyes trace the inviting outline of my voluptuous figure, accentuated by the sheer camisole I'm wearing. Surprisingly, he groans and turns to leave. "Where are you going?" "Service station. We've run out of condoms."...

Runway Cheeks

Fashion shows aren't Dunz's thing but thick models with big backsides certainly are!

The building could have been on fire, and Dunz still wouldn’t have risked standing. Not while the thick, Latina catwalk model sashayed on stage. Gone were the days of the industry staying confined to the stereotypical runway body type. Thank goodness for...