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Dessert

- “Tiramisu, please.” Hell, after compiling financial reports all damn day and being stood up, I deserved a little sugar. “Would you like coffee?” “Yes, thank you... decaf black.” As the server tu...

By: Possibly | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 17 Jul 2014

Diapers

-  Diapers was a girl I dated fairly often back in the eighties. She was a cute and sweet young gal that always seemed happy and on the verge of giggling. She was in her early twenties and had a one-yea...

By: Luckymann | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 3.8| Added: 16 Jul 2014

Taco

- Oh talisman, me mañana, Amulet of my juju  And swill of hocus-pocus, Tequila Kool Aid I sip.  Writing on parchment paper, Where words don't often stick, Before I step on tootsies, I play slap s...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 14 Jul 2014

By The Numbers

- When I came a knockin' With pussy on my noggin, Courting you with balls of blue,  I request a screw or two. With shoe spoon I nicked, My hard cock on your clit, Tight as a bee's comb, Honey o...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 10 Jul 2014

Ten Fins

- Last night, I said it with a thong,  How did I know, I had it on backwards?  My friend Earl, gave it the snappers, Five minutes 'fore the gawd-awful crappers. You had gone to the bowling alley,  ...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jul 2014

In Under Daylight

- If love is true, more yesterdays in a song,  Even in melancholia or blue weather And age spots on your skin. It ain't all that you need bleached. It was only last night that you chipped your toot...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jul 2014

Good Old Days

- When I was growing up in the deep south, Things were pretty easy and laid back. Whittling on a stick didn't cost a buck, And I didn't have to float a loan to get fucked.  Laying in a hammock stret...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jul 2014

Pussy Playlist

- Savoring remnants of your sweet emulsion extracted from our daily head ritual, I express one little ole special request. Bae, would you upload your playlist on my pussy? Please, strike a pop...

By: Possibly | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 01 Jul 2014 Audio version available

Natural Beauty Part 3 - A Night At The Circus

- As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, p...

By: Mazza | Category: Mature | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jun 2014

A bored housewife's amusing tale

- Life was a bit mundane for Tracy. She was married for about thirteen years. She was a wife, mother, daughter, friend, sister. But she felt very alone. Things were okay with her marriage. They had grea...

By: Mysteria27 | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Jun 2014

Black Bottle Blues

- I never really planned on spending my last few hours on this fucked up planet in another pub, an empty .45 colt on the dark cherry wood of the bar, a half drunk bottle of whiskey shining in the dim l...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 18 Jun 2014

The Apocalypse... Or Is It?

- The winds howled through the night, its high pitched screech squealing through the shattered windows on the very top of the skyscraper. Desolate and decrepit, the building looked like it had been man...

By: SoulSnatcher | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Jun 2014

I Am Not Your Husband

- “How’s my sexy man tonight?” The delicate feminine voice wafted into my ear on a warm moist breath, barely audible above the unruly clamor in the pub. The speaker’s soft lips grazed my lobe as they fo...

By: Fogticus | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jun 2014

Jack And The Magic Seeds, Part 1

- Jack Scoggins was twenty two, just graduated from college, and without a job. His mother Verline couldn't understand why a boy with $100,000 worth of debt would just lay on the couch and watch porn on...

By: Janno36 | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 30 May 2014

Putting On My High Top Galoshes

- Like all writer's, the names and locations have changed in order that I can stretch my imagination. With the exception of Savannah, Georgia, most is pure swamp water fabrication. I pride myself in be...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 May 2014

Hang Not Your Chapeau On My Obituary

- Hang not your hat on my obituary, Unless you have a longer peg. For I will scribe darkness of my repast, Sipping on my hemlock tea. On the cuckoos and ticking pendulums  And long coattails of my coff...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 May 2014

Old Hammers

- My grandpa once told me on one occasion, As he gave me a wink of the eye, "Son, old hammers don't fit in boxes anymore."  Little did I know his reasoning confession, Until he bit off more then he...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 10 May 2014

The Return Of The Wampyr Contessa Santangelo In The Summer Of 2014

- The Vampire Lord Flashman arose from the brass handled, walnut box and, tossing his long hair over his shoulders, raised his face to taste the night's air. He could smell moths, musk and moonlight but...

By: stephanie | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 May 2014

Gumshue

- It all started several months ago when I, Envious Gumshue, was given my pink slip at The Toadstool Inn restaurant. You would have thought that it would have come with lace, but it did get my attention...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 May 2014

Astronaut

- Michael looked okay just then. He had done his gravity training exercise an hour ago, just before his craft had been ensnared by the sun. It was a deadly trajectory. Mission control was trying out som...

By: megalanthropus | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.5| Added: 04 May 2014

Shadow's Ivy

- Like other members of the family flock, I attended Dartmouth University, majoring in mediocrity and minoring in meteorology, following in my uncle's footsteps, chasing tornadoes and aspiring stage dan...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 01 May 2014

A Lush Pledge

- Opening the computer and sitting down to relax. I tap on a few keys and enter the world hidden from view. It is a world where reality can cease to exist, or can coexist. The world of fantasy and reali...

By: Swag_Master | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 28 Apr 2014

Night Of Green Legumes

- All about me in my bleary eeriness, On the crust of my daily shed. Do not forsake me, my screaming penis,  This night of green legumes. Sipping tea with a hint of mint, My cock does winds sprin...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 23 Apr 2014

Apartment Eight Has A Golden Ticket

- Sunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those woul...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.7| Added: 22 Apr 2014

Power Chapter Twenty-Seven: Daryl's Dick Cult

- The campus newspaper headline said it all: “RIOT IN THE DORM!” This had started a couple of days ago. Several of us discovered that our class schedules gave us an hour off at mid-day, all near Freu...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 4.3| Added: 17 Apr 2014

Power Chapter Twenty-Five: Whatever Could Go Wrong With That?

- Late in the summer I was sitting in a lounge talking with one of The Twins. She had a great story to tell. Walden, the donkey-schlong guy from my swimming class, had visited the campus to audition for...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 5| Added: 10 Apr 2014

Train Ride

- My heart pounds in my chest as she walks by. The smell of her perfume fills my nostrils as she struts past me, hips swaying with every step. Her eyes dart to mine, just like every other day. My palms ...

By: babyberry | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.6| Added: 08 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Nine: Cafe au Lay

- Sonja called me at work. She wanted to go out for lunch. “What should I wear?” I asked her. I was already getting hard thinking about driving around the city naked and maybe skinny-dipping in a publ...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 08 Apr 2014

Power Chapter 23: Summer

- The day after finals everyone but me left for home. I had taken a job at the college running the extensive sprinkler system. Each sprinkler had to be turned on and off at designated times, and the who...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 4| Added: 07 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Eight: The Bar Crawl

- After the flavored condom adventure, Veronica treated Josh out to drinks at her various customers for three nights running. The first night was at a Greek restaurant that served all sorts of Greek foo...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 0| Added: 04 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Seven: Veronica

- Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted no...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 02 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Six: Lucy

- The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Gree...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 01 Apr 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Five: Barb

- Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I bummed ...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4| Added: 30 Mar 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Four: Sonja

- I woke up the next morning to find myself in bed alone. I got up,brushed my teeth, put on some underwear, and walked to the kitchen. I thought I had smelled coffee. Randy and Paul were at the kitc...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4.8| Added: 29 Mar 2014

A Lesson In Sexual Karma

- I had been dating Tim almost two years before he felt it was time for me to be introduced to his daughter, Cynthia and I was nervous about meeting my lover's only child. Although Tim had been out for ...

By: perverbiage | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 5| Added: 28 Mar 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Three: I Can't Dance and that's a Good Thing

- The weekend after Lucy’s first visit Josh and I went downtown hoo-hah hunting. Dance clubs were not my thing, and bars weren’t Josh’s. We probably should have sorted that shit out before we left the ...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 27 Mar 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter Two: Getting to Know the Neighbors

- Shortly after we moved in, we went roving around our clothing-optional neighborhood. We just knew there would be gorgeous young naked chicks on every corner begging for us to satisfy their lustful ne...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4.3| Added: 25 Mar 2014

The Neighborhood Chapter One: This is us

- We were four recent, white (and broke) college grads who met when we all started work as IT consultants in a middling-sized firm downtown. Josh, Paul, Randy and I (I’m Bill) saved money by finding a h...

By: marktreble | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4| Added: 23 Mar 2014

Power Chapter Fourteen: Comedy Movie Night

- We got back to campus on Monday. That was study day. Of course, it wasn’t all study. Jay greeted me at the door of our room with a kiss. Jack was there and said, “So now we know.” I told Jack that...

By: marktreble | Category: Bisexual | Score: 0| Added: 12 Mar 2014

Adored 4

- “That was quick,” Shayla said from the recliner in the den as Jason entered. “Did you and Susanna do it already?” Jason shook his head. “You need to tell me what’s going on, Shayla. You know I love y...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 08 Mar 2014

Adored 3

- When Kevin arrived home after a mid-July excursion to buy a new weed whacker, Jason sat in the den with a beer and the TV remote. “Our wife would like you to attend her on the pool deck,” he said, gr...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 07 Mar 2014

Adored 2

- “Love,” Shayla said as she busied herself setting out plates on the kitchen table, “is what you and I have together. It’s more than just a feeling. It is a connection, unique and special.” “Okay,” Ke...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 5| Added: 05 Mar 2014

The Handyman

- In the small country town where I live, all the husbands work and some of the wives use my skills as a handyman. I work the graveyard shift at the lime plant, so I'm always available during the day to...

By: onlyanalias | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.6| Added: 21 Feb 2014

My Inner Goddess... Is a Slut

- My inner goddess I refer to as Gigi…  I hit the 'End' button on my phone and let out a groan. “What did he want now?” Jake asked, talking about my boss who I just hung up with. “He wants me t...

By: SheriPie | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.8| Added: 19 Feb 2014

Reluctant Contemplation

- Here you come with your scintillating simper and your slow sanguine swagger attempting to stop my sumptuous sauntering stilettos and send me salivating for some sexual solution. “Baby, can I have ...

By: Possibly | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 5| Added: 30 Jan 2014 Audio version available

For Your Dining Pleasure, Part 3

- The next morning, Teaghan walked across the garden towards the house. She passed the hired clean up crew as they tidied the grounds after the party. They had their work cut out for them but they went...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 20 Jan 2014

A Hot Shower

- “This is the woman’s bathroom! You need to get out!” I heard a lady saying from inside a shower. The bathroom was empty, and I was wondering who she was talking to. I had been thinking, whoa these sho...

By: Sutsua | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 20 Jan 2014

Pretty Lass

- With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass! That Pretty Lass! I do not like that Pret...

By: meredith | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 17 Jan 2014

For Your Dining Pleasure

- At 2:15 in the morning, Teaghan couldn't think of anything more obnoxious than the sound of an incoming cellphone call. Whether it be the thrashing thrum of “car collision” music, or the velvety voice...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 12 Jan 2014

Princess Jayne And The Elven Queen, Part 1

- Princess Jayne Cuddlebucket was upset. She was VERY upset. She roamed around her little house in the dwarf hamlet of Wigglebottom and shouted and screamed. She upended her writing table and vellum pag...

By: stephanie | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 08 Jan 2014

Rocking Chairs Still Rock

- It was the best of prose. It was like old dust. Haunting yet sensual. Shadows of an old bard.  Written from my recliner.  Sitting. Rocking chairs still rock. It was the best of prose. Dust mite...

By: adagio_sabadicus | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jan 2014

Journey of Five

- They start their trek Within the forest so thick Moving onward in their quest Their pace not too quick. Traversing ahead and down The journey of five slows Pausing briefly the rest Near an opening ...

By: meredith | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 04 Jan 2014

Apartment Seven Has A Golden Ticket

- Carie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go back...

By: L8LastNight | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 19 Dec 2013

Theories of Flight

- I have this theory about flight. I think there’s this great, cosmic deity. Not religious or anything, just cosmic, that moves planes through the sky like a small child moves toy cars. Everything’s fin...

By: MadMartigan | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 16 Dec 2013

Blue balls

- One evening I was pottering around in my garage, thinking of sanding an old wooden door knob, but not actually doing it. My mind was elsewhere, and every few moments I looked out through the open doo...

By: dback | Category: Voyeur | Score: 4.4| Added: 06 Nov 2013

The Midnight Rider

- He mounts his fastest stead A caped rider off in the night He as little time too waste Riding with purpose at midnight. He brings his ride to a halt The first house is that of Gwen Ravages her on t...

By: meredith | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.2| Added: 19 Sep 2013

The Girl I Married?

- A vacation I needed with some rest To ocean I went, stayed at the best The air was clean Pretty girls I've seen They all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lass Big old titties ...

By: meredith | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 09 Sep 2013

A Get-Away Weekend - Part 2

- The evening was delightful. Our friends had been waiting for our arrival and had everything prepared in advance. Although you offered to help in the kitchen you were instructed to sit down and relax. ...

By: JefferyB | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.7| Added: 26 Aug 2013

The Little Purple Dress - Part III

- The water in the tub was beginning to get a little cool, so we got out and dried off. I dried your back and you did mine. Of course, there was a little friendly play with private parts as we dried off...

By: JefferyB | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 03 Jun 2013

Lustful Thoughts in the Computer Age

- I often lust for someone Whom I think is pretty neat. And if I were in bed with her I’d nibble on her feet. And then I’d work my way up And lick her on her calf. She’d prob’ly start to...

By: DLizze | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 28 May 2013

An Evening in Paris Ten Years Later Part 4

- Another beautiful day dawned over the city of Paris with the sun shining brightly. In the streets below our balcony, people trudged home from working the graveyard shift or partying all night, and de...

By: frogprince | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 24 May 2013

A Better Toy

- I once fell in love with a toy. The use of which gave me such joy. But the batteries died, And after I cried, I went out and got a real boy. The boy has a wonderful cock. With it, my world he do...

By: Aletheia | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 13 May 2013

Taking the Boss

- “What do you want?” she asked him as he entered. He smiled that smile that she knew would lead to no answer, as he leaned back to close the office door behind him. “You can’t do this to me.” Her v...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 May 2013

Attention Whores

- Step away Step aside It is I Who is walking by Be on service And shrink away . Step aside Let me through No, from you I don't percieve, You might guessed just right, Disobedience is a bad ...

By: She | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.6| Added: 28 Apr 2013

Finders Keepers

- My teeth dig into the flesh of my lip as I slap a hand to my mouth, keeping in the sounds that threaten to escape. There’s no telling what he’ll do if he finds me, I have to stay hidden and quiet. I s...

By: Metilda | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 5| Added: 16 Apr 2013

Looking for Sex in outdoor places: a cautionary tale

- What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Every...

By: RumpleForeskin | Category: Humor | Score: 4.6| Added: 07 Apr 2013

Nice Guys Finish Last - Pt 2

- The message came through Wednesday afternoon. “My Mom’s taking the kids to her place Friday night.” “You want me to come over?” I typed in. “Duh,” she messaged. “Saturday class?” I wrote. “Prof i...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Love Stories | Score: 5| Added: 06 Apr 2013

Nice Guys Finish Last - Pt 1

- Gabrielle was a doll. She was tall, good-looking, and smart. She was also funny. I had a crush on her within a couple of weeks of our first meeting. When I told her I enjoyed the company of attractive...

By: aldenbradley | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.9| Added: 05 Apr 2013

The School Trip

- The School Trip. I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me God. Yes, your Honour, I understand. Tell the court, in my own words, what happened on the day i...

By: hotgirluk26 | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.4| Added: 02 Apr 2013

In Search Of A Young Spud, I Mean Stud

- There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pi...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 26 Mar 2013

The Bouncing Prick Named Peter

- There once was a prick named Peter Who bounced up and down on his nuts. His goal it would seem, A sexual dream, To diddle the holes of all butts. So the bouncing prick named Peter Who wanted to ...

By: Green_Man | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 25 Mar 2013

You've Never Had This Much Fun At ComiCon!

- I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I lo...

By: Belthazor | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4.4| Added: 21 Mar 2013

Snow White the Naughtiest Princess

- Have I ever told you the tale of Snow White the Naughty Princess? No? Well, let’s get started. Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a great King and his beautiful Queen. One day, when the ...

By: HK4167 | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Mar 2013

Lisa is Touched by His Noodly Appendage

- "I am as embarrassed about this as you." Lisa looked up at the tangled mess hovering at eye level. Two eyes on stalks protruded from the gyrating white tentacles. "I don't believe this." Lisa said...

By: ByronLord | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4.5| Added: 20 Mar 2013

Truth or Dare, Chapter 2

- I came back inside and closed the door, and stood for a moment playing back Johanna’s last few remarks in my head. What had she said? “Don’t wait up?” What did that mean? That I should go to bed? “L...

By: dback | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.4| Added: 17 Mar 2013

The Case of the Curious Clitoris

- 1 “I’m not hard-boiled, I’m just hard,” I said, adjusting my trousers. It was another one of those days in the naked city. “A hard man is good to find,” Carlotta said, adjusting her cleavage. In...

By: AmandaJilling | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Mar 2013

An Evening In Paris Ten Years Later Part 3

- We had said goodbye to our new friends Friday at lunch before they all left for their homes. We had a leisurely dinner at the little bistro in the hotel that night. Our vacation together was starting...

By: frogprince | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Feb 2013

A Ride Home with Santa

- “You do know that Santa’s in charge of the North Pole and all ofthe elves, right?” Jason said continuing our playful argument. “You’re nuts. Mrs. Claus is in complete control. The only reason Santa...

By: michk111 | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 4.6| Added: 18 Jan 2013

The Women I See

- Everywhere I look Women all around Each perfect in their own way, They barely touch the ground. Sexy waitresses in black Ask "What can I do for you?" Now if I answered that I'd wind up black-and-blue...

By: Belthazor | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 24 Dec 2012

Our First Time

- I’ve got a secret. I’m embarrassed to say. I’m still a virgin, But that will end today. My girlfriend and I over coffee and pie, Decided it was time To give sex the old college try. My girlfri...

By: frogprince | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 16 Dec 2012

Licking One’s Handicaps---A Love Story in Rhyme

- I knew a chap who was quite pissed about his bad cunnilingus when with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth. For no matter how he tried when he was done poor Beth just sighed, “That didn’t do it, ...

By: rantingsenior | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 11 Dec 2012

MBF 26 - Newbs Pt. 1

- Last time we saw Jay and Amanda was when Amanda and Jeanette were doing a special video for Jay as an anniversary gift. The football season has ended for Jay. He currently has been spending his free ...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.5| Added: 02 Dec 2012

Just Another Cock

- You are the best is what she said. The best that ever was in her bed. We walked some paths never tread. But now she fucks someone else instead. I get the tricks and I get the game. But the f...

By: Warlock | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Nov 2012

MBF 25 - A Surprise Gift Pt. 2

- “Are you ready for this?” Amanda’s question shook my thinking. I looked at her and Jeanette with a smile. “I guess.” Jeanette spoke. “I have been looking forward to this for a while now. How abo...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 22 Oct 2012

Peek-a-Boo, I-See-You

- As I walked towards the coffee shop, I felt the breeze blowing up my short, flimsy skirt, feeling pert, all alert. It felt good on my naked pussy. It was my kind duty to spread myself around as much a...

By: Green_Man | Category: Humor | Score: 4.7| Added: 16 Oct 2012

Ode to an Ex

- Is your pussy busy, Baby? Do you use it every day? Is it taking on all comers Or turning some away? Is your pussy ready, Baby? I know you never keep it locked, You like it fully loaded, And always k...

By: onlyanalias | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 10 Oct 2012

MBF 24 - A Surprise Gift Pt. 1.5

- How long have I been here? Has it been an hour? Or has it been hours? I didn’t have my watch on and Jenna, Jeanette’s sister, has been interviewing me on a surprise gift from Amanda and Jeanette. S...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 4| Added: 06 Oct 2012

All I Want Is Sex

- " All I want is sex," she said. To get her naked body in bed; I only think with my little head. There are other things to talk of instead. It started out with passion and lust On an adult se...

By: Warlock | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 30 Sep 2012

How'd that happen conclusion

- When I awoke the next morning and got off the bed I was greeted by a sight I'll never forget. There before me were three puffy pussies, six bountiful breasts, and seemingly uncountable shapely arms a...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 26 Sep 2012

How'd that happen 11

- When I left Sara's place it was still fairly early morning and as I walked down the street I received a few small smile, and nods, but none of the wary looks I had received yesterday. Seems that word ...

By: oldrascal | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 Sep 2012

How'd that happen 10

- I had set my internal clock and woke well before dawn. I wanted to check on Pablo to see if he was alright and how much damage had been done to the house. After checking on the guards around Sadie's...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 07 Sep 2012

Lush's Ghost

- I had just fallen asleep when I was wakened by a loud gong like sound. “What the hell,” I uttered and turned my head to see a misty manlike form, shining so brightly I had to avert my eyes. “Wha, ...

By: oldrascal | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 03 Sep 2012

How'd that happen 9

- When I awoke I discovered that Naomi must have silently slipped away sometime during the night. Damn! I guess I shouldn't be greedy, she is living here too, so that's a good thing, and I had plent...

By: oldrascal | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 29 Aug 2012

how'd this happen 8

- When we woke in the morning Jack and I almost were caught sneakin' out the back door but I think we got away clean. We got our horses, I told Jack I'd see him later, and I left for home. When I ente...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 25 Aug 2012

How'd that happen 7

- I woke up feeling pretty chipper, The sun had just come in the window and it looked like a real nice day. My houseboy and all around caretaker, Pablo, must have heard me stirring around and getting up...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Aug 2012

How'd that happen 6

- I pulled my horse up up aside of the wagon, leaned over and said “Well, ladies, we're going to make it into Sante Fe in a couple of hours, but you both look a little trail worn. We should pull over...

By: oldrascal | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 15 Aug 2012

How'd that happen 5

- How'd that happen 5 These stories are meant to be read serially. The first ones can be found on my profile We got up the next morning pretty late as the sun was already above the hills on the hori...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 08 Aug 2012

MBF 23 - A Surprise Gift Pt. 1

- Author’s Notes: Last time we saw Jay he was having sex with Amanda and Jeanette in a room full of people seeing who had the best equipment and who could use their equipment the best. Some time has pas...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Love Stories | Score: 0| Added: 03 Aug 2012

How'd that happen3

- Comments/criticisms are welcomed by me. These stories are meant to be read serially. The next morning I was barely able to get off the ground. It seems something else did come up and I was able to ...

By: oldrascal | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 31 Jul 2012

How'd that happen 2

- I woke up startled. I couldn't figure out why I was naked as a baby. Then I looked around. When what to my wondering eyes should appear. Was this Christmas? What the hell did I do to deserve two gor...

By: oldrascal | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.6| Added: 28 Jul 2012