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Lightning Over Arizona Part II

-   I was concentrating very hard on not screaming that I looked out the airplane window and I could see that it was starting to rain.  It grew darker outside and I could of sworn I saw lightning out...

By: Zafia | Category: Reluctance | Score: 5| Added: 25 Jul 2008

JESSICA DOES TRICKS

- I knew the female's voice. I was absolutely certain. But somehow I could not believe what my ears told me; all she had said was 'Here is four hundred'. That was enough to tell me who spoke the words....

By: silverdragon | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 3.6| Added: 29 Apr 2009

Summer Camp - Part 1

- Back in the 80's when I turned eighteen my parents thought I was spending to much time at home playing dungeons and dragons. They wanted me to get out and socialize more with real people. My parent...

By: Sled | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.4| Added: 13 May 2009

Drive My Car

- We sat at the kitchen table, having a quick breakfast before we left for our respective jobs. Patti was checking her make-up and I was trying to finish my coffee, as well as the sports section, befor...

By: Harddaysknight | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.5| Added: 28 May 2009

I'm Only Sleeping

- Life can be quite predictable, for short periods of time. Every so often, something happens that you never expected, or anticipated. I never dared dream I'd be eating Annie's pussy, and certainly not...

By: Harddaysknight | Category: Wife Lovers | Score: 4.3| Added: 30 May 2009

Lura falls in Love

- My house is the last in the block, in fact, it is the last house of the street. Here the paving stops and the street turns into a dirt road. No wonder then that there is hardly any traffic. From here ...

By: silverdragon | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.6| Added: 10 Oct 2009

Dream Job (Everyman's Fantasy)

- The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditioning units had been shut down over an hour ago. Te...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Oct 2009

Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second Stab At Humor In Sex

- Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They share...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 21 Oct 2009

Happy I Went To Work

- Hornier and hornier all the time, I'm lucky horniness isn't a crime. Checkin' out the new girl at work, She probably thinks I'm such a jerk. Trying to think of something to say, Anything to get a lay....

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 26 Oct 2009

Flight Lessons

- After my divorce following nearly twenty years of marriage, I settled into a condo in Central New Jersey. The combination of not having a wife and the freedom of condo living gave me newfound opportun...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 29 Oct 2009

Mistaken Identity

- Back in the day, the early 1980's to be precise, I was badly in need. In need of a job, to be more specific. These were times of prosperity for most. The Dow had recently hit 2000, which was a record....

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Interracial | Score: 4.9| Added: 30 Oct 2009

Johnny And Mary

- Johnny and Mary Now Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes, Running in the field, riding their bikes, Like other little kids, they stayed out all day, Doing their chores, later they'll play, J...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 03 Nov 2009

Locked Inside

- As the eighties wore on my friend Rich's telephone business began to prosper. I stayed along for the ride and eventually became his partner. I had gone back to school nights at Rutgers to complete my ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Nov 2009

Eve

- Hello people. Hope you are doing well out there in Fantasy Land. What, you say you are not in Fantasy Land? Oh you will be soon. Don't worry, because we are going deep into Fantasy Land. So deep, we m...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 14 Nov 2009

The Queen

- I am so ashamed. I am just so ashamed of myself, you have no idea. I have been so bad I should be punished by one or two of you fine looking women. Really, I have been a bad boy. I have let you people...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 15 Nov 2009

SilkPanties22 (Fourth Stab)

- One of my newfound hobbies, so to speak, is reading and writing sex fantasy stories on a sex fantasy website. It is a site I stumbled across while innocently reading an article on sex fantasy. Since...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 21 Nov 2009

The Age of Fantasy

- At 10 your life begins and you don't seem to have a care.. You soar to heights with your first kiss and fly where eagles dare.. Then you notice different friends who have so many curves and curls.. An...

By: BigRod | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 21 Jan 2010

Not Sure

- I've spent my whole life being not sure.. doubts and conflicts generally took over my thoughts.. was this ok?.. was that ok?.. I sought approval from others as if confirmation would make it easier.. ...

By: BigRod | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 27 Jan 2010

Wrongness

- I savored and craved my first taste of her.. Woman to woman I still wasn't sure.. My dreams and desires were always of this.. Her warm tender body and our first kiss.. I quivered and moaned as I fir...

By: BigRod | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jan 2010

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex

- What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou's calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. W...

By: RumpleForeskin | Category: Voyeur | Score: 4.7| Added: 15 Feb 2010 Audio version available Editor's Pick

Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy)

- As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely th...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 5| Added: 14 Mar 2010

The Scheme

- It was the perfect day for a swim in the backyard pool of penny and Paul Wilson. He and his wife Penny had just finished a few laps and were stretched out in their lawn chairs, taking a well deserved ...

By: silverdragon | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4| Added: 07 Apr 2010

I Married A Hooker

- I met a girl who walked the street, I have to say she really looked sweet, Tight skirt of leather and lace, Long hair framed a pretty face, Didn't take much more than a glance, To realize I wanted to ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 23 Apr 2010

Avatar Nights

- At night the screens so dark they stay.. Do our avatars come out to play? Each of us is locked inside.. Our real personas they do hide.. Did VanGogh go really looking? To see what Chef has ...

By: BigRod | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 15 Jun 2010

Eating Out

- Tonight’s special is an extra virgin Italian dish, served open-legged with angel hair. Would either of you care for some foreplay? How’s the Jamaican jerk handjob? Quite popular. See anything you l...

By: CuriousStranger | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 28 Jun 2010

Beginner's Meeting, A Play (Third stab at humor)

- Beginner’s Meeting, A Play Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts. C...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 08 Aug 2010

The Prime Traveller's Life - Thelma

- There’s something about the universe. It’s just so universal. If you think about it (and I don’t recommend that you do) the universe can’t help but be a strange place, because everything strange is in...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4| Added: 10 Aug 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter One

- For five years I had lived on the island totally without human companionship. I saw no men but the old guy who ran the supply ship, and no women at all. And I was happy. An artist needs his solitude. ...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.5| Added: 11 Aug 2010

Sex Fantasy TV, A Play (Sixth Stab)

- Sex Fantasy TV, A Play Scene 1: A television studio set sometime in the future. Three couples are seated in front of the main TV camera. The show's host is standing in front of them with a stage be...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Humor | Score: 4.8| Added: 11 Aug 2010

The Bare Boat Charter

- "What do you mean by 'bare boat'?" asked Marsha. "Do you mean we don't wear any clothes?" "No silly," replied Cindy. "It just means we hire the boat without a crew and sail it ourselves." "Well, y...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.5| Added: 14 Aug 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Two

- It was no good. I just couldn't get her out of my mind. I was back on the other side of the island where I lived in a small cottage over-looking the beach. I had my easel set up on a slight rise tha...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.6| Added: 15 Aug 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Three

- "I'm writing a novel set during the Victorian era," Vanessa explained as I dried off my face and hair with the towel that she had handed me. "Wearing the right clothes helps me to imagine my way into ...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.7| Added: 16 Aug 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Four

- Vanessa's phone call woke me from a deep sleep. "You'd better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour," she warned me. "I'm going for a swim." "Thanks for the warning," I replied. ...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.8| Added: 18 Aug 2010

Nicki, The Naughty Nurse

- "I hope that Matron doesn't notice that I'm late again," fretted Nicki as she hurried down the hospital corridor, the rubber soles of her shoes squeaking on the polished linoleum. "Nicki! In my offi...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Masturbation | Score: 3.7| Added: 19 Aug 2010

Memoirs Of Last Week

- Several days ago, things in my life took a most interesting, pleasurable turn for the better. I was blessed to make a new friend. She's the kind of woman men like me dream of their entire life from th...

By: Trainman2k | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Aug 2010

The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam

-   Sam was startled — and annoyed — by the blaring of a car horn while he sat parked along with a thousand other drivers on Interstate 5. What exactly did this genius expect to accomplish by honking h...

By: magnificent1rascal | Category: Humor | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 Aug 2010 Audio version available Editor's Pick

Anita's Birthday Party

- "This time you've gone too far," said Anita. "I know you like to play little jokes on me on my birthday...but an appointment with Weight Watchers?" "It's not what you think," replied Tina with a mea...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 03 Sep 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Five

- The next day I had set up my easel on the beach outside my cottage and was once more attempting to paint a landscape that someone might actually want to buy. Once more I was failing miserably. My hear...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.6| Added: 12 Sep 2010

Brandy by the Lake

- Ah, Brandy, let me take you back to that first summer by the lake. I know that a memory of every pleasure that we shared is burned indelibly into your mind and your body, as it is with me. But just in...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.6| Added: 14 Sep 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Six

- Once the bed was covered with fluffy bath-towels, Vanessa jumped on it and lay with her legs spread wide. “Look how wet you’ve got me,” she said, sliding a couple of fingers easily in and out of her...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.1| Added: 17 Sep 2010

The Awful Truth

- I thought that the world would tumble down around my ears when I told my wife the awful truth. It's strange how reality is sometimes such a relieving disappointment compared to our worst imaginings...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.5| Added: 18 Sep 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Seven

- “Come on over here and get comfortable while I think up a story,” I suggested to Vanessa. “I know I’m not allowed to play with your pussy while I tell it, but what about your boobs. Can I play with th...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.5| Added: 21 Sep 2010

From Across The Room - 2

- Having not completely recuperated from recently having one of the best 'no sex' dreams of my life, I was busy working on the massive web site upgrade I had been contracted to do. Things in that respec...

By: Trainman2k | Category: Love Stories | Score: 4.4| Added: 23 Sep 2010

The Paper Bag Girl

- Have you ever been in a position where your sexual desires totally over-ruled your sensibility? Where you knew it was wrong, but oh boy, it feel so right, so multi-orgasmic right? Well, tonight was on...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 27 Sep 2010

Bagoween

- I couldn't believe what the fuck was happening. There was Eric, proud as punch with his cock shoved in some slut's mouth, occasionally glancing over at me with a ' Wow, look at me, I'm getting head ' ...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 06 Oct 2010

School Daze with Maria

- Who looks forward to Parent/Teacher nights? Particularly for a guy trying to look after his twelve-year old son on his own. But recently I discovered that Tommy’s teacher Maria is not the shy officiou...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 10 Oct 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Eight

- The afternoon sun was streaming through the bedroom window when I awoke from a dream that Vanessa was casually and luxuriously sucking my cock, to find that she really was casually and luxuriously suc...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.8| Added: 11 Oct 2010

Operation Nude Beach - Part 1

- Ginger was pissed off. How could an adults only nudist colony have such strict rules banning sexual activity of any kind. The warm Queensland sun felt soothing on her naked skin, but on the inside she...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.5| Added: 15 Oct 2010

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Nine

- At first it seemed a bit strange to be reading aloud a story written in the first person by a woman. But somehow, knowing that Vanessa had written the story, I found it a tremendous turn-on. It was as...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 18 Oct 2010

The Fifth Force

- Modern physics textbooks refer to four fundamental forces – the strong and weak nuclear forces, the electromagnetic force, and gravity. It is surmised that these forces are all related in a fundament...

By: NotReallySure | Category: Voyeur | Score: 4.7| Added: 01 Nov 2010

What Do You Want for Christmas?

- "You just don't have any sense of adventure anymore," complained Debbie. "Like all those muggers and murderers you deal with everyday?" I wanted to know. "It has nothing to do with my job," she r...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.2| Added: 21 Nov 2010

Cult of Sexuality-Part 3

- Cult of Sexuality-Part 3 It was my job to guide Steven through the doctrine of our group. Unfortunately, he wasn’t the most cooperative student. He would take my words out of context and exaggerate...

By: Sandrine | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 22 Dec 2010

My Girlfriend Told Me She's Gay

- I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay, My first reaction was to say "No way." I gave this situation some heavy thought, It seemed so against everything I was taught, I told her she just had to go, ...

By: DirtyMartini | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 01 Jan 2011

The Workout

- The Workout Charlotte loved the Sunday workouts at her martial arts school. It was an informal class, where the students were not lined up in rows. Instead the two instructors, a good looking young ...

By: CharlotteRusse1 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 17 Jan 2011

Vagary - The Cowboy

- Leaning over the rail, trying to see more as the cowboy in the ring hog tied a calf, she smiled widely. Wearing short tight blue denim shorts, a pink and black plaid vest, and a white tank top, her to...

By: Mistress | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 17 Jan 2011

Lusting While Dusting

- I'd been working for Clobber-Free Cleaners for only two weeks when I met up with Dora. Most of the women I worked for just quietly watched me as I cleaned their house naked. Afterwards they might mak...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Reluctance | Score: 4.6| Added: 28 Jan 2011

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Ten

- "Does it feel good when I do this?" Vanessa asked, briefly clenching her pussy muscles around my cock as she pumped up and down on it. "It feels like your pussy is wanking me off," I cried. "My pu...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.7| Added: 01 Feb 2011

Anita the Collector - Part 1

- The name’s Bristol. Bertie Bristol. I’m a private dick. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “He just slipped that dick in there for a cheap laugh.” Well, if you’ve got a better place I ca...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.4| Added: 02 Feb 2011

Reminiscing My High School Days - Hannah

- I look back on my high school days and realize how easy it was to get some. Now that I'm older it's a little harder, no, quite a bit harder to get some. I try and look back to see what I did then that...

By: jhmik_88 | Category: Oral Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 07 Mar 2011

Edwina Pussy Arm

- Cool crisp air filled the room as Kyle opened the window. There was a distant sound of birds chirping. To him, they sounded as a big brass band. The flowers were beginning to bloom, showing off their ...

By: Jillicious | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 17 Mar 2011

The Houseguest Part 2-Gettin' a Paddlin'

- It’s that time of year again when mom and dad leave town to attend one of dad’s crazy annual conventions. It’s always great to see them get away (and out of my hair) for a few days. While they’re gone...

By: Sandrine | Category: Spanking | Score: 4.6| Added: 21 Apr 2011

Bag of tricks

- CHAPTER ONE: The sensual erotic love story continues "Hello Fugs," said Mr Noodle Cock, as I gently pushed and pulled his pee hole to make him talk, "I am not in a very good mood today, in fac...

By: Fugly | Category: BDSM | Added: 05 May 2011

TSINF 7.2 - Brother's Safety

- "I need to get back Amanda's. My brother is in town visiting me. And this morning he went out to go camping. I need to make sure his dumb ass made it back there or I'm going to have to hunt him down t...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 4.9| Added: 11 May 2011

Grad School Mixer

- Pleather pants Seldom ride on the asses Of girls who wear glasses But I’m the proud exception to many a rule. Life’s full of surprises Like a bad burrito The Oort Cloud Or an offshore bank account An...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 0| Added: 05 Jun 2011

Wild Christmas (in June)

- I’m a winter girl, I cannot lie (I could give you 13 reasons why). If this were the Christmas season, what a jolly apparition You’d find me to be in my yuletide condition: Cropped and tight in a warm ...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4| Added: 06 Jun 2011

The Salutatorian

- My friends had asked, how was it so, that I had passed From steadfast salutatorian to being Such a promiscuous slut (a redundancy of sorts, but not their words). But I answered so disingenuously And w...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 07 Jun 2011

Vanessa's Island - Chapter Eleven

- Vanessa leaned back against me in the bath as I played casually with her soapy nipples. She turned her head and kissed me lightly on the lips. "Isn't this bliss?" she sighed. "I love bathing you,"...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Novels | Score: 4.3| Added: 26 Jun 2011

E-tardy

- ****** (for the ravers, with love and giggles . . .) ****** Shit shit shit shit shit!!! No, nothing’s wrong ! Christ, why would anything Be wrong? No, I’m happy ! Don’t you see, Happy is being ...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 28 Jun 2011

The Glass Elevator

- I had to shake my head as Jeremy Pax came into the teachers’ lounge. I was under the impression that the new person always has to earn their place — you know, serve their time before they were accepte...

By: Ivyvines | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 5| Added: 28 Jun 2011 Editor's Pick

The Heart of a Kitty - a Kitty Girl Tale

- Once upon a time, there was a girl with the heart of a kitten. Shy, and skittish, she was slowly coaxed from under the bed, or should I say, out of the closet by her owner, and then her new found frie...

By: sprite | Category: Fetish | Score: 5| Added: 06 Jul 2011

The Future Isn't What It Used To Be

- I am leaving this record for the future. I imagine that people in the future might imagine that life right after The Plague was much different than it was. But since I am writing for the future, let...

By: thirdislander | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.1| Added: 10 Jul 2011

The Best Super-power

- There is an old joke that if you ask someone what super-power they would rather have, flight or invisibility, you really want to watch out for guys that say "invisibility". After all, those are the cr...

By: thirdislander | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.1| Added: 15 Jul 2011

Pleasure-Zone

- "Pleasure-zone" The day started, as it routinely did. Deadlines to meet. Projects to complete. I took a break from my busy day, To say "Hello" to friends far away. Lo and behold, the 'message' ligh...

By: ArtAngel | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 18 Jul 2011

A Leprechauns dream

- Spied a sweet young vixen, Down at the local Shamrock’s, Shakin’ her 36 D diddies, And teasin’ all the cocks. Wearin a tight green t-shirt Shakin’ her flamin’ red hair, Her perky hard nipples Pointi...

By: scooter | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 22 Jul 2011

After Sixty

- AFTER SIXTY I touch her clit ever so gently With my tongue. Her legs clamp shut on my head as she moans But I don’t hear it. All I hear is the screaming feedback in my hearing aids. I can’t...

By: DLizze | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 27 Jul 2011

TSINF 9.1 - Recollections pt. 1

- Day 14 Steph woke up the next morning of the party. When she opened her eyes she didn’t recognize the bed she was in. But from the surroundings it seemed she spent the night at Matt’s place. She...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 05 Aug 2011

The perfect plan

- I had just finished sweeping the garage and drive way when Jeff, one of my best friends pulled up on his new Harley soft tail. “Hey man grab your leathers and push that bad boy out let's go putten,” h...

By: tender_cowboy | Category: Voyeur | Score: 5| Added: 11 Aug 2011

The Girl Who Played With Herself

- Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company's computers and signed herself u...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.8| Added: 18 Aug 2011

TSINF 9.2 - Recollections pt. 2

- Steph just sighed. “Oh I guess. Just fast forward to who won because the game of quarters explains the hangover.” Amanda sighed . “Spoil sport………..fine. Some guy won. It wasn’t you or Matt. But at ...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 5| Added: 24 Aug 2011

Shooter

- I lean back and sip my morning coffee as the familiar sound of the computer coming alive fills the space where I sit. I am at home not at work. It is a Saturday and I am even hornier than usual. I sh...

By: deviant1 | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.3| Added: 01 Sep 2011

Bag of Lush all sorts

- Anal “You like that, don’t ya Fugs, hey?” asked Eric. “You like a big cock going deep in that sweet tight little puckered up ass?” “You know I do, Babe,” I said between thrusts. “But, do yo...

By: Fugly | Category: Straight Sex | Added: 08 Sep 2011 Editor's Pick

M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

- Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed w...

By: sprite | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.9| Added: 08 Sep 2011

Slight Effort

- * * * * * * * you're irina, you were in that class, you slide down across from me. steel flashes in your tongue-- your sign. scribbled-up legal pad--that's mine. another day of show-and-tell in bo...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 19 Sep 2011

Tranquility Part 4- a 69 in 67

- This story takes place in 1967- the Summer of Love I woke up the next morning to a very red and sore behind. As I lay in bed, wincing in pain, Detective Liu was next to me staring at the pale, white...

By: Sandrine | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Sep 2011

Totally Unacceptable

- Dedication: This story is just a bit of fun and is respectfully dedicated to all the tireless story checkers on Lush, whose hard work makes this site possible and who have to put with rubbish like th...

By: overmykneenow | Category: Taboo | Score: 4.8| Added: 26 Sep 2011 Editor's Pick

An Ode to CeliaisAliena

- “It makes it harder to write”, I told her  “When your mouth is, oh dear” “Hmm?” she hummed, the sound more a buzz And silenced me once and for all, which was quite rare, In truth, an oddity, ...

By: sprite | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 28 Sep 2011

TSINF 9.4 - Recollections pt. 4

- Jay walked in and Steph wrapped her arm around his and led him to where Natalie and Amanda were sitting. She looked at Natalie, “I do believe this is yours.” Steph watched as Natalie wasn’t amused by ...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 3.8| Added: 09 Oct 2011

Mistress Hannah's Pathetic Husband Part 4

- The third and final day of my transformative weekend started poorly. I had aches and pains all over. My neck and back and thigh muscles were sore. I had a little irritation from body hair that was gro...

By: 1ball | Category: Crossdressing | Added: 24 Oct 2011

TSINF 9.5 - Recollections pt. 5

- Jack kicked up the leg support on the lazy boy, and then reclined back to where he was comfortable. Steph remained up right, until Jack was comfortable enough to where she could lay back. Steph notice...

By: Lightning454 | Category: Novels | Score: 4.8| Added: 24 Oct 2011

Daisies and Anal Buttercups

- (with thanks to Lainey, who offhandedly inspired the title) * * * * * * * Good God! Katy Perry in another latex dress: at least she’s had the decency to dye her hair, not just another disco wig. ...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.8| Added: 27 Oct 2011

The Reunion (Part 1)

- She is intoxicated by his scent as she feels along the contours of his neck, the subtly of his breath caressing her skin. She sticks out her tongue to taste, grabbing a glimpse of what is to come. Th...

By: Coco | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.8| Added: 07 Nov 2011

Chat Across the Pond

- (for Sisters, in scholarly seclusion) * * * * * * * Rock chicks rub off on you. Punks, goths, ravers, Even tweecore wallflowers sipping tea (that’s me). Kettle whistles, I do too. Hers Replies. Y...

By: CeliaisAliena | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 12 Feb 2012

Mister Muscle and Love Bug Issue #1: Of Bugs and Brawn

- Mister Muscle and Love Bug Issue #1: Of Bugs and Brawn Chapter One: A Bug in the House She spent a lot of time playing with her zipper. It was either a nervous tic or (and this is the explanat...

By: sprite | Category: Masturbation | Score: 5| Added: 25 Mar 2012

Mister Muscle and LoveBug Issue #2: Taking the Bull by the Balls

- Mister Muscle and LoveBug Issue #2: Taking the Bull by the Balls Chapter One: A Bug in Cheap Clothing “What the heck are you wearing, Squirt?” I did my best to keep my voice level as I looked ...

By: sprite | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 31 Mar 2012

Avatar Magic

- Her screen name says she’s CameltoeFlo, And she loves to give a man fellatio. She lives somewhere in Idaho, Is she lying? We’ll never know. Then there’s SheilaSucksAlot, Willing to give all ...

By: Warlock | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 25 May 2012

Cum Enthusiast

- Cum Enthusiast is my name I'm sure you can guess why I'll guarantee you one thing The name is no lie I'll rock your cock Like no one else can And when I'm done You'll be my biggest fan Hearing you...

By: Callisto | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 23 Jun 2012

Cum Pooled on a Tiled Floor

- "Oh no you didn't!" Becky yelled as I filled her honey pot with my man juice. "Really, Blade? Please tell me that you didn't just cum!" All I could do was just smile at her as I pushed her slender b...

By: SensualDesires83 | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 30 Jun 2012

Foreign Study

- The odds against an American child growing up to be an NFL Quarterback or Victoria Secret model are on the order of 20 million to one. Most of us live at the median of the bell curve of human possibil...

By: Jason_NYC | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 14 Jul 2012

Willie And The Brain

- Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy...

By: RumpleForeskin | Category: College Sex | Score: 4.7| Added: 17 Jul 2012

How'd that happen

- “What the hell is the screaming about” I thought as I pulled my horse up. Another sharp yelp split the air, but this one sounded like a different voice but was definitely female as was the first. I ...

By: oldrascal | Category: Group Sex | Score: 4.5| Added: 27 Jul 2012