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A Cajun Wedding Night

A cock in distress.

Down in South Louisiana amidst the towering oak trees and the verdant cedars of the bayou and swamps, a people known as Acadians lived. They spoke their version of French and lived a life often referred to as the “Bon Temps”…the good life and it was. Some...

Reassessing My Life - Pt. 2

Sometimes, you just marry the wrong person.

Cassandra was ready on time, dressed in a blood-red choker, black minidress, biker jacket, and a pair of heavy boots with enough buckles, studs, and zippers to make a Cenobite proud. Her jet-black hair was hanging loose down her back, and red lipstick and...

Reassessing My Life - Pt. 1

Sometimes, you just marry the wrong person.

My ex-wife was a lying, cheating, gold-digging slut. Some might say that statement lacks nuance. That people are complex. They have desires, dreams, histories, motives, loves and hates. There are reasons that people do the things they do, and reducing the...

DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 9--10

Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!

The Present... I'm late...I'm late...I'm late...I'm so late! That thread kept repeating in my head over and over again as I waited for the elevator. I'd just left the office of my last client of the day. An appointment usually lasts for an hour or less wh...

Teenage Exploitation Sex Comedy: Chapter Twelve

Allen decompresses with his new girlfriend, but a nosy reporter could bring it all crashing down

Makennah took a sharp breath and sized up Jane’s appearance before replying. Jane herself looked like she’d just gotten done with a shower after sex, especially as she too, appeared to be a guest of The Sleepy Inn. “Who am I doing?” Makennah finally said,...

Teenage Exploitation Sex Comedy: Chapter Eleven

A trip to the infamous Sleepy Inn gives new meaning to the phrase, 'getting off work'

Finally, the long day Makennah and Allen had spent at the Nine Cedars Country Club pool had drawn to an end. Makennah hurriedly straightened up the lifeguard office and logged some paperwork while Allen helpfully swam out and set up the lane markers for t...

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Old Man And The Red Head

Never judge a book by the cover.

Standing four feet and two inches - naked and dry Wrinkled, wasted, and penniless, This nut hides behind a beard of hairiness Protruding red nose that even makes Rudolph envious. Capricious old fellow One minute laughing - Next minute lashing out, Crazy a...

An Oral No-No

There are certain things you shouldn't do in preperation for oral sex

I like oral sex, I enjoy sucking cock and eating pussy and love it when my partners do the same. In fact, it's one of my criteria with any sex partner! I remember the first time a partner refused to reciprocate, it really pissed me off and helped make me...

A Round Eye in Thailand, Part Two

Maggie's night at the beach ends up with more sex, promises, and a ride to Bangkok.

Doug was fucking me. It was afternoon and sun flooded through an open window. Outside a coconut palm swayed in a gentle breeze. We were both sweating. The beach cabin was not air-conditioned and it was hot. I like sweaty sex. Glistening wet bodies fit tog...

Teenage Exploitation Sex Comedy: Chapter Seven

Allen and Maria's liaison is interrupted by a surprise guest star ...

Maria pulled her hair away from her shoulder blades as Allen soaped up her back with the shower kooshie. He scrubbed all along Maria’s back and her ticklish sides, to the top of her ass, as she sighed and giggled at his light touches. “Gonna get you squea...