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Busty Bianca

- “Oh, Bianca. You are the perfect woman,” breathed Eric passionately as he positioned his heavy frame between her slender legs. “The curve of your ruby red lips, the supple swell of your huge breasts...

By: GingerTamer | Category: Flash Erotica | Score: 4.8| Added: 24 Jul 2014

The Curious Tale of Kitty Meowenstein

- No world existed beyond the spill of cold light from the car headlamps. A midnight shroud had settled, smothering the land in a gloom where only dim glimmers and deep dark shadows existed. Storm cloud...

By: Liz | Category: Supernatural | Score: 5| Added: 09 Jun 2014 Editor's Pick

The Last Human

- “Wait for me!” Adam’s plaintive wail was caught by a sudden gust of wind and slammed into the bus shelter along with what was left of the free daily newspapers. The wind had collected the papers which...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Score: 5| Added: 08 Jun 2014

Astronaut

- Michael looked okay just then. He had done his gravity training exercise an hour ago, just before his craft had been ensnared by the sun. It was a deadly trajectory. Mission control was trying out som...

By: megalanthropus | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.5| Added: 04 May 2014

Does Mother In Law know?

- My mother in law is one sweet lady, just as good as my wife, But does she know that she is as sexy as love of my life? After arriving home, MIL smiles at me gently, But does she know that her ...

By: Eternal_Lover | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 04 Apr 2014

Alicia

- She called me over at a quarter to two. Her name was Alicia and this story is true. She was quite pretty, brunette and small, so I headed right over when I heard her call. She said she wanted ...

By: spuddick | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 08 Feb 2014

The (not so little) Boy That Santa Claus Forgot

- Timmy awoke, rubbing his eyes. It was Christmas Day! Excitedly, he scrambled out of bed, and over to the fireplace, where his Christmas stocking hung. Eager hands pulled it from the crooked nail, wide...

By: ColletteXx | Category: First Time | Score: 5| Added: 19 Dec 2013

Will You Marry Me? Or Jerk Me Off. That's Fine Too.

- Sweat dribbled down from my neck onto the collar of my light blue dress shirt. I was nervous to meet my future fiance’s parents for the first time. Her Dad had connections and he managed to get us fl...

By: ballstothewall | Category: Quickie Sex | Score: 4.6| Added: 18 Dec 2013

Sorry For Spoiling Xmas

- Twas the night before Xmas My pussy was very red Reflecting the light From Santa's cloak on my bed I watched as he dropped His belt on the floor Followed quite quickly By a knock at the door I looked ...

By: DarkSide | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.4| Added: 19 Nov 2013

Fuck Biscuit

- It didn’t feel like Monday morning but that was what Linda Woodhead’s bedside clock was telling her. Linda hated Monday mornings. It always seemed so rude to be dragged out of bed by her alarm after t...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Lesbian | Score: 4.7| Added: 20 Nov 2013

101 Words: Indecent Exposure - Finale

- She pushes back, and then again, Taking inches but not quite ten. Then she seems to have a thought: Thirty girls that should be taught. “Girls gather round, come have a look, Come and see how you ...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 27 Oct 2013

101 Words: Indecent Exposure - Part 5

- Teacher down on hand and knee, Wiping up my spunk, you see. Riding up, her little skirt, Then her winking, the little flirt. Lisa’s pussy t’was all forgotten, Look right there - teacher’s bottom! ...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 25 Oct 2013

101 Words: Indecent Exposure - Part 4

- Standing there with a wilting cock There were thirty faces taking stock. Not a sound within that place, With my teacher - second base! She was looking somewhat flustered, What to do with my cum...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 24 Oct 2013

101 Words: Indecent Exposure - Part 3

- Teacher’s hand upon my cock, Oh my God! What a shock! My cock before, had never been touched, Her tiny hand, my manhood clutched. My eyes, they rolled into my head, Resistance? There was not a shr...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.5| Added: 23 Oct 2013

Not Dead

- As the Earth wheels through space, the vast majority of its inhabitants are oblivious to the eternal war that is about to be reignited. Equinox. Equilibrium - a deadly alignment. The enemy is massin...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 22 Aug 2013

Cum Slut Whore

- I was 18 when I discovered boys, Before that, I'd used only toys. Justin was the first for me, On the sofa after tea. I took his cock, gave it a suck, Not ready yet for a proper fuck. I was read...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Jun 2013

101 Words: She Wanted to Sneeze

- There was a young girl with knobbly knees, Who had an orgasm whenever she sneezed. Her name was Rach and she had some fun, When her nose went twitchy, she looked at the sun. Her nasal cavity it itch...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.6| Added: 10 May 2013

Pee Perverts: Feline Feud

- I hadn’t meant it to be like this with Anthony. I’d been trying to fly under the dating radar, looking to pick-up a man for a few hours of mindless, no-strings-attached sex. I had been determined to h...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 27 Apr 2013

Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary

- Angelica had downed the first glass of merlot before the bath was even half full. What a day! What a terrible terrible day! A bath and bottle of wine were just what the doctor ordered. She poured a ...

By: eiffel2007 | Category: Supernatural | Score: 4.9| Added: 03 Apr 2013

Lush Limericks

- There once was a young girl called Annie, Who had an extraordinary fanny,  When she sang a song,  It sang along,  Which came as a shock to her granny. ***** There once was a young girl called Liz,...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 29 Mar 2013

Pyramus and Thisbe

- (See Ovid’s “Metamorphoses” (and Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”) for the story of Pyramus and Thisbe, two lovers separated by a wall. My modern couple don’t let a similar barrier stand in t...

By: naughtyannie | Category: Erotic Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 25 Mar 2013 Editor's Pick

Playing at Porn Stars

- Playing at Porn Stars It was my birthday, my wife Olivia had prepared a wonderful meal which we ate after I got home from work and we were about to retire to the lounge “I have a surprise for yo...

By: DarkSide | Category: Straight Sex | Score: 4.3| Added: 17 Mar 2013

Not Green Eggs or Ham

- I am Pam. I am Pam, Pam I am. That Pam-I-am, That Pam-I-am! I really like  that Pam-I-am. Do you like, the taste of cum? I do not like the taste of cum, For me the taste, it is no fun. ...

By: AbigailThornton | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.9| Added: 21 Jan 2013

Bad Vibrations

- This is a very short, true story... "Oh, baby! I'm close. I'm so fucking close!" He panted down the 'phone. I pressed my little clit-vibe harder onto my nub. "That's it! Come for me!" I g...

By: Mazza | Category: Masturbation | Score: 4.6| Added: 05 Jan 2013 Audio version available

An Ode to Love and Lust

- I loved you from the very start I’ll love you ‘til the end You’ll always have a hold of my heart You’ll always be my friend I don’t want you throw it all away Unless you feel you must But I know yo...

By: kayeleff | Category: Love Poems | Score: 5| Added: 26 Oct 2012

Let's do this thing

- Let's do this thing.. that they call sex, it begins when you get me undressed Then it's time you take the test, how long it'll take to get me wet I aim to please but need to be teased Seduce me, b...

By: hornylilmonsterdyke | Category: Love Poems | Score: 4.7| Added: 01 Jun 2012

Benji and the Blonde Sorority Chick

- The names in this story have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent, but the characters are real people. This is the true story of how one of them, an old fraternity brother of mine, finally lost...

By: Buz | Category: College Sex | Score: 4.9| Added: 06 Feb 2012

Celebrity Taste Buddies

- You know how it is in dreams. How you aren't always yourself. Well, last night I was Gordon Ramsay. I was about to give the Kitchen Nightmares  treatment to a lady chef. I already had my shirt...

By: aussiescribbler | Category: Humor | Score: 4.6| Added: 10 Oct 2011

Piper Gets Revenge

- The breeze was low, sweet with blooming lilac and heavy with the evening dew. Piper stood in the open french doors that led onto the back porch, her arms laden with blankets. She inhaled deeply, savor...

By: Jingle | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 5| Added: 05 Jul 2011

Birthday at the Nudist Resort: Part Four

- The sun was warm upon my and Brit’s skin as we laid in the loungers around the pool of the nude resort. We were trying to get rid of our tan lines, or at least darken them a little. Well, at least I ...

By: SensualDesires83 | Category: Exhibitionism | Score: 4.8| Added: 20 Jun 2011