Demanding. Insistent. She’s flipping the bird at my earlier text: Give me an hour. Pop-up drinks with the directors to celebrate last night’s Businesswoman of the Year win. Whatever. Her text is adamant, not a centimetre of wiggle room: I meant right NOW,...
Deep within a forest in Romania… The Carpathian mountains rising above the dark green silhouettes of the three-hundred-year-old trees were no match for the splendour of the castle, protected within the virgin forest. On its intricately carved balcony, a y...
I wasn’t very impressed with Jess the first time I met her, or at least I didn’t want to be. I was still pissed off about what happened between Paul and me a couple of weeks ago, and I wasn’t in any mood to play nice with some new girl moving in. She had...
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was hosting my first Christmas Eve television spectacular; it was my rellies’ Christmas Day shit show. It was Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, gold standard families, oi, oi, oi; it was a public debasement of...
“Merry Christmas Eve!” A man with rosy apple cheeks stood on her doorstep, brushing snowflakes from his graying beard and coat. His green eyes twinkled, reflecting his jolly nature. “Would you be Miss Athelia?” “Why yes.” She stood humped over in the door...
Halloween fancy dress, I love it. Vanessa, my girlfriend’s a witch with a broomstick and no panties!!! I’m a Mummy. All appendages and I mean all appendages wrapped up. By the light of the pumpkin lanterns, so many guests fondling my ‘joke’ cock and my fa...
Finally, my dad nodded to the undertaker who started the conveyor. “Annie?” he had asked. I just couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't. Bloody typical, Sarah would’ve thought. “Brian?” Sarah’s father, again cervical cancer’s bitch, had also shaken his head; a sto...
Adam's body brushed hers, and she felt the vibrations from his stirring energy while his fingers went tap tap tap on the subtle swell of her hips. “Let’s fly, Charity,” he whispered in her ear before hoisting her with ease above his shoulders. Charity gra...
Emily tried desperately to calm her nerves. It was Saturday and she had less than an hour left to prepare herself. She had won and now she waited to collect her special prize. Her need to have stability through wealth, along with her hyper-competitive nat...
"Fuck you!" "No. Fuck YOU!" "Same to you with knobs on!" "Listen! I'm the best at giving amazing blowjobs. No man ever leaves me, it's always me who ends the relationship. My oral technique is like an addiction for them. I can turn most men into pussycats...
Emperor Shi Hong (pronounced SHEE KHWNG) occupied the region in the northern landmass currently known as China. The emperor, wishing to expand his empire, targeted the numerous self-governing villages occupying the central landscapes. These independent vi...
A cascade of long blonde hair flowed across Rae's chest, obscuring the molten mouth mauling her nipples and the wandering fingertips scraping the insides of her thighs. The impromptu pinch of pearly whites launched her breasts skyward, draining the air fr...
Production Note: This summary of an unaired show was filmed during the 2007 season. Announcer: “Can a woman cause four men to climax simultaneously? On this episode of MythBreakers, we'll test the validity of a video making the rounds called Four-On-One....
Later that night, Sarah and I had an excellent three-course meal at the hotel restaurant. It was silver service on Fridays and Saturdays. That was new to us, but something that we quickly got used to. Sarah was the perfect companion as we chatted away, al...
Miriam Cohen was gobsmacked: mother had arranged a valentine's date for her. Not with a random young man, of course; rather, mama confided, in hushed tones, that David’s mother had confided, in hushed tones, “Doctor potential.” He was intuitive, recognisi...
