I sneaked up to the third level of Blair's house, wanting to escape the noise of the party. I also wanted to find the Sentient 6.3 her parents had just purchased. It was one of the most advanced robots a private citizen could buy, and I was dying to get a...
We slept in a little on Saturday. I got up to get the coffee; Cynthia wolf-whistled at me as I walked out of the bedroom. I turned at looked at her. She sat there with an innocent grin on her face. When I came back with the coffee, she had the covers pull...
I work for a company as a civil engineer. My boss hired an assistant for me. He’s as useful as tits on a bullfrog, so I’m having a problem trying to be civil to him. This afternoon at three, I’m having a conversation with my boss about Alfred. She is a sm...
1: James = The school stroll, not in a Chelsea tractor but on Shanks' pony, is a daily routine for many living close to their local school. I’m a useful grandad, collecting Danny a couple of days each week from the infants' school. Well, it stops me from...
"I know a place which is best for a picnic, trust me," I said, grabbing the lunch I had made and stuffed it in a medium-sized grocery bag at home. "Are you sure the church won’t mind us using their parking lot?" John asked as he glanced toward the church-...
With only three days before the wedding, Beth was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Cindy had taken time off of work to help. I think she was there more to keep Beth from bouncing off of the walls. Carl and I went to the Ch...
You sit at the breakfast table, awkwardly tapping your fingers as Lilith glares at you in the seat opposite yours. Her one red eye stares at the countless bruises left over from your first meeting with Eari the previous day. You stare in kind at the consp...
When Jerry returned home, he sat down and analyzed just what had happened. Erin had given him a delightful handjob, but was that sex? According to Bill Clinton and Erin, the answer was no. If so, no problem. He would take a hand job any day, especially fr...
On the way home from work the next day, I phoned Frank. I asked him if he and Alice were free on Friday the thirteenth. It will be our six-month anniversary, and I wanted to have a little party for Loretta. I hoped to have him and then ask Travis and Anni...
I brought Loretta’s clothes up to the apartment. She was going through them deciding what she would leave. I cleaned out one of my drawers so she had a place to start. When she got to the little stack of undies, she took a pair hugged them, and smiled. Sh...
Jack and Alice asked me to join them for drinks on a Friday night. I’ve known Jack since my Sophomore year of high school. I was even a groomsman when he married Alice. Best move he ever made. He said that a very good friend of Alice's would be there as w...
Valerie beat Jeff to the coffee pot. She went into the bedroom to give Jeff his cup, but he wasn’t there. Then she heard the shower door shut. She had just missed sneaking into the shower with him. She opened the door, Jeff was still drying himself. “My,...
FLASH – CRAKLE – CRASH - BANG – FLASH!! “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Valerie screamed. “Holy crap! What a thunderbolt!” Jeff said. It was three in the morning. Mother Nature was having one of her hissy fits. She even brought Thor into it to make everyone even...
Hot Dam – Whoop-de-do – Hallelujah – Sumabitch - a one-hundred-and-ten-yard kick-off return for the touchdown and the woman can kiss my ass, and I didn’t lose everything I have worked so fucking hard for eighteen years. If I listened to Sammi Jefferson an...
I still don't know what drew me to the advert in the personal column of my local newspaper. It called for volunteers to help at a recently discovered Roman settlement dating from Fifty-Five BC. I knew from my History lessons that this was the period that...
