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The sun has barely risen this wintry Sunday morning, and fog swirls across the path and canal outside the front door of Claire’s Cunt Kitchen. “Brad, shut the blinds, will you?” calls Claire from deep within the bowels of her kitchen. “And turn the screen...

Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – part one

It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market.

This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone. It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have graduated from t...

Sugar and Spice

... and all things nice ...

The honeyed one speaks, dripping nectar with every syllable, oozing sweet seductive nothings which captivate me according to her every whim. The puckered one – perhaps no bitch, but certainly too often unkempt and neglected – blows a jealous indignant ras...

Alison Goes to London: chapter 1 - A Sexy Talking Asshole on the Whiteshit Express

It is 2050, and Alison Bates travels to London to study at the Royal Academy of Fucking.

“Fucking or Non-Fucking?” asked the lady behind the ticket counter. “Fucking, please,” replied Alison confidently. “First Class or Shit Class?” “First, please.” “Two-berth, four-berth, or seat?” “Uh… what’s the difference?” “Well, it’s a long journey, so...

The Godmother - Part 1

Godmother starts to see her godchild in a new way.

Diana couldn't believe it. That thing she was looking at was semen. Her godchild's semen. She remembered Lauren, her best friend from college. One of the best looking women she'd ever seen. She remembered the four years they had spent together, the wild p...

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Emmy's Iron Maiden Glory Hole

Emmy experiments further with Humphry's sexuality

It has been a few weeks since Emmy had her way with me at her house. We have a peculiar relationship. We are like the best of friends when out having a drink, as we are now, and then when it comes to sex it is like she turns into a whole other woman and j...

Unguent 5 (Dinner)

Laura's initiation continues, and is succeeded by a delicious dinner, and some juicy information.

Laura sighed, and looked around her, post orgasm. La petit mort was also la petit renaissance, and post climax everything looks different from the moment before. She distinguished more features in the women who had been pleasuring her, and wondered how ma...

Unguent 4

Laura goes back to NJ and prepares for her initiation, which turns out to be very climactic.

Laura took the ferry back to New Jersey more than an hour later, having walked all the way instead of taking the bus. She’d stopped on the way to get herself a chocolate chip frappe and some water from a Starbucks on Broadway. Chocolate had always been he...

Unguent 3

Laura runs into a stranger in New York City who gets her hot and bothered.

Storm Clouds Laura stood up after draining her mocha to its chocolate lees. The Japanese girl clicked on the next episode of her anime, while she gave her another polite nod connoting goodbye, tossing her silken black ponytail hither and thither. Laura lo...

Unguent 2

Laura heads home in her brand new body, and starts getting used to all the lusty looks she's getting

Acclimatization The contract looked intimidating, but Laura was determined to do anything to hold on to her current newfound youth. If the Gods were this good, then she was sure that they wouldn’t shower this much goodness for naught or for a caprice of t...

Rebounding Hardcore with an Old Friend

Getting filthy with my ex-wife's friend

The divorce hit me harder than I expected. We married young and married the wrong people. After almost three years of marriage we decided to call it quits. It was mutual. Both of us were not happy with each other. In our early thirties, we both agreed tha...